demiducky25 : lol! You're right about that, poor Charles. The man has to deal with four aggravated and/or confused teenage boys.

adeline Thank you! Yes, Bobby is rather out of the loop. Don't worry though all of it will come out in the open in this chapter. Jean? I like her but I don't think she will be in this, and if I do find room for her the appearance will be brief.

The Scribe3: I think maybe I watched too many sitcoms because eavesdropping is always the cause of these kinds of misunderstandings. I'm glad you like the boys. I think one of the reasons I like Scott is because he was so anal, especially compared to the others.

phoenix83ad: I find it funny that my Scott tormenting has been so well received by readers. Sadly he is not the sole object of that embarrassment in this chapter as many of the characters will share that honor. ;) LOL! Your review made me laugh because I have considered having these events be the source of the guys problems with women. As for the Karma Sutra, it will be explained. It won't be some minding bending plot device, but it will (hopefully) make sense.

Roquetshipper Thanks for letting me know how you feel about my story! I'm afraid I don't have too much to write after this, only one or maybe two chapters. But I do have an idea for a sequel of sorts. Poor sweet Bobby is in for more confusion.

Chapter 5: For the last time it's Not Yoga!

After overhearing his X-Men arguing, Charles Xavier took the four of them to his office. Hank internally winced as he saw the grim countenance of the man. The loquacious X-Man would freely admit the situation was amusing--if it wasn't for the fact that he was counted among those in trouble. Their teacher was strict at the best of times, handing out demerits for speaking out of turn and such. What if he found out about Warren and his treasured literature?

Well perhaps Bobby will freeze hell over and the Professor will forgive the transgression, he thought gloomily.

Like his comrades, Hank shifted uneasily in his seat while waiting for the interrogation to start. Several minutes passed without a single word being uttered. As time went on the shamed-faced boys glanced at each other trying to understand what was happening. The oldest of the young mutants felt certain that he at least understood Xavier's logic. By staying silent he was putting them on edge, making the boys worry about what was to come. Perhaps one of them would fear what the others would say and blurt something out in an attempt to save themselves. If this theory was true then it went to prove that one did not need to use telepathy to play mind games.

Hank pondered this train of thought, intrigued by the concept if nothing else. Would one of them betray the others in fear of punishment? He knew that most would think that such a person would be Scott. Yes he was stiff, and always did his best to please his mentor. Still Hank knew the dutiful leader drew the line at snitching about the others. Maybe it was out of a simple desire to fit in, or some other reason that Hank had yet to consider that Scott never told on them. If he had been telling on them, after all, then the others would be in trouble more often. The professor's plan might have worked if they were other students, but they weren't typical students by any means. That, added to the fact that the four were headstrong teenagers, who were embarrassed did not help his cause. Nor did the unsuspected sense of loyalty seem to have been factored in beforehand. After quite a long succession of silent moments Xavier's patience, it seemed, had run out.

"All of you have been acting oddly and I want to know why. While your devotion to each other is admirable, it is misplaced. I assure you that I will find out what's been going on." Still none of the teenagers answered their teacher. "Scott?"

"Y-yes sir?" The lanky teammate leader stopped slouching and sat up straighter.

"You suggested that Warren and Henry were behaving in what you deemed to be perverted in nature. Is that correct?" The youth made no reply. "Is it?" Xavier pressed.

Knowing that he could not lie to the man nor discredit what he had heard Scott reluctantly replied. "Yes sir." He answered with an apologetic note in his voice. Not only for his teacher but also for his teammates, hoping they would understand.

"You also stated that what you read in class did not belong to you. Is that true?"

"Yes."

"What do you have to say for yourselves?" Xavier asked Warren and Hank.

"I think that Slim was overreacting." Warren remarked earning him a sharp glare from Scott, though no one could actually see it.

"And I object to the term 'perverted.'" Hank injected.

"How about lewd?" Scott mumbled under his breath.

"Actually I was thinking more along the lines of charismatic; and suave titian."

"You would see it that way." Scott shot back.

"Leave them alone!" Bobby finally spoke up glaring daggers at the other.

"Thanks Bobby." Warren said trying to contain his victorious smirk.

"They can't help being that way!" The youngest cried.

"Excuse me?" Hank asked.

Bobby, realizing how it came out hasty tried to salvage the situation. "Uh not that there's anything wrong with it…or that you're perverted or anything." He replied lamely. His curiosity piqued and eager to learn more Xavier remained silent to allow the boys to settle this matter themselves. The conversation, however, had became too perplexing for him to comprehend.

"Stay out of this Bobby, this doesn't concern you." Scott ordered moving so that he was visibly blocking him from the other two.

"How can you just sit there and criticize them for something they can't help?"

"Can't help? I'm not some dog--!" Warren huffed but Hank snorted at this.

"Well they should, they're not animals they should be able to control their…urges." The lanky boy all but whispered the last part. Hank found this entertaining; Warren on the other hand seemed to dislike the idea of the team talking at length about his hormones.

"That's none of your business, Slim!" The smallest youth announced.

"Right!" Warren readily agreed.

"What they do on their off time is up to them!"

"Thank you." Hank said gratefully.

"It's not up to you to decide what's right for them!" Bobby went on gathering stream.

"Exactly!" The two mutants in question said in union.

"If Warren and Hank want to have sex it's entirely up to them!"

"Rig--" The two mutants stared in bewilderment at their teammate. Scott's mouth dropped and he gave his friends a double take. Professor Xavier on the other hand seemed unprepared for such a thing. After an uneasy hush had settled over the office it was Scott who finally broke it.

"Y-y-you're practicing it?!" He exclaimed. Hank, still in a state of shock made no attempt to speak. Warren, however, had quickly recovered.

"We are not practicing it!" The winged mutant stated firmly.

"That's why you've been doing so bad in training." Scott whispered almost to himself.

"We have not--what do you mean by that?! I've been doing fine!" Warren snapped.

"You've been distracted. You must have been worried about Hank--"

"I don't give a damn about him!" Noticing Hank's look Warren gave him a sheepish grin. "Uh, sorry man."

A slow almost sinister smile graced Hank's face for the briefest of moments and Warren knew he was in for it. The older mutant's face took on the most heartbreaking of looks as he stared wide eyed at the other. "You mean that our time together meant nothing to you? Oh, the cruel fate that must partake in such affairs!"

"You are so dead, big feet." Warren hissed.

"You promised that you'd never use that endearment out of the bedroom!" Hank cried in a woe begotten tone. This comment caused the other three viewers to shift in their seats uncomfortably, hoping that no more personal information would be forthcoming.

"Can't you be serious? This isn't the right time for--!"

"That's not what you said yesterday, my most beloved Angel." Hank murmured sweetly. At this point Xavier chose to try to have them stay focused.

"Warren, have you and Henry been practicing safe sex?" The question was asked compassionately yet the parties involved all (save an amused Hank) flinched at it. Scott blushed and suddenly found his shoes absolutely fascinating. Bobby made a startled 'eep' before he promptly covered his ears and started humming. Stumbling over his words in his rage, Warren finally was able to utter something that made sense.

"Wha--NO!"

"You should be taking proper precautions. Even if Henry is your only partner." Xavier told them, his voice laced with disappointment for their lack of precaution. He regarded the boys solemnly, not noticing the oldest was shaking with repressed laughter.

"I am not having sex with him." Warren stated firmly. He was perfectly composed, as an heir to the Worthington fortune should be. Most would have not doubted his word, and even the others gathered in the room had begun believe him. That was until Hank started shaking so hard he appeared to be crying, indeed tears were beginning to fall. Then what ever illusion of truthfulness he had was quickly shattered.

"I can understand how hard this is for you Warren, but don't you see how much this is hurting Henry? You may not see it at the moment but you're hurting yourself too." Xavier said handing out a box of tissues.

"I'm not the repressed one, that's Scott!" Despite attempting to block out all sound, Bobby caught this part and snickered while Scott cried out in indignation. The professor considered this for a moment before he turned to his duty leader. This 'chat' of theirs was not just about Warren and Hank after all.

"Why do you have problems with their relationship Scott?" Being unprepared for another verbal ambush Scott visibly squirmed.

"I…wasn't aware of it before, sir."

"You were calling them 'perverted' earlier." Xavier reminded him, at the same time Bobby blurted out, "But you saw them doing it!"

This time his interruption was met with an uproar of denial, outrage and more hushed laughter from Hank. "Why do you have to start this crap Bobby?!" Warren snapped.

The smaller boy frowned. "I wasn't trying to make trouble."

"Well you did it anyway by making this up." Warren knew he sounded pissy but his mood was souring by the moment. After that long day he wasn't in the mood for another stupid prank.

"I didn't make it up, Scott said that he saw you doing it!" Bobby exclaimed earnestly.

"You have been watching them?" It wasn't often that Charles Xavier was at a loss of words. He was known to be a man who freely and passionately expressed his views, and tried to encourage others to do the same. Though at the moment he wasn't sure what to think about these events. Other than hiring professional psychiatrist of course. Still he'd imagine even Freud would be at a loss.

"I never--I didn't!" Scott sputtered gesturing wildly. Next to him, Warren's scowl finally gave way. Well he wouldn't let Hank have all the fun. Sometimes Summers made things all to easy.

"You've been yelling about us being sick and now you're…interested in it?" The winged mutant mock sighed. "I never realized you were so closeted, Slim."

"Don't judge him to harshly dearest birdbrain." The massive youth murmured throwing his arm over his 'boyfriend.' "How could he resist my charms? You certainly didn't?"

"I am not attracted to you Hank!" The lanky teen cried.

"Deee--nial." Hank whispered in a sing-song voice.

"I think he means he likes me better." Warren retorted pompously. Teasing Cyclops was so easy to do, and very rewarding.

"I DO NOT!" Scott yelled. "And I don't care if you're both gay I just don't want you doing it and trying to get Bobby involved!" He had meant the Sutra book, but it had come out the wrong way. Damn them for making him lose his cool.

"So you two were trying to do itwith me!" Bobby cried.

"What?" Hank tried to recall what they had done to make the other think that but came up empty.

"Damn it Warren, leave the kid alone!" Scott snapped protectively.

"I didn't--HEY! Why am I the pervert here?!"

"It's just the way of life Angel; it's like asking why the sky is blue." Though he could give them a lecture about the occurrence but Hank was trying to keep the humor.

"Just back off Worthington."

"I'd have to agree with Scott, lad. Bobby does not seem interested in your advances. You should respect his wishes. I will not allow sexual harassment in this school." Xavier then took out a bottle of Tylenol, for he felt the first beginnings of a headache coming on.

"I AM NOT TRYING TO MOLEST BOBBY!" Warren cried in outrage. Yes, the headache was definitely affecting Xavier heavily.

"It's not like he had much to look forward to if he was interested at any rate." The blonde's 'lover' grinned cheekily.

"Now that is below the belt!" The Worthington pride was never something to trifle with. If it was not for their mentor butting in again another fight would have broken out. Almost comically Xavier, rubbed his aching head and motioned for silence.

"Let me be certain that I properly understand this. Warren and Henry are dating, and sexually active. Warren denies this, as well as Scott and Bobby's claim that he's attempting to pressure Bobby for sex." Halting the half formed protest with a dismissive wave of his hand Xavier continued. "Scott is trying to stop this but also has an intense dislike of the homosexual relationship despite his interest to watch it. Is this correct?" Silently, he prayed that it was not. Luckily God was still on speaking terms with him.

"No it's not sir, I believe Bobby misunderstood what has been happening. I was merely pulling my teammates' chains by saying it was true. I see know how serious this is, so I will drop this deception. Scott is not a closeted case, nor is he homophobic. He merely felt a brotherly protectiveness for Bobby and did his best to defend his innocent nature." Hank explained much to his friends' relief. It didn't matter anymore if they landed in detention as long as they all knew the truth. "Warren and I had a book we were looking at that was…eh…educational material."

"Pornographic in nature?" Their teacher asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, sir." The two boys mumbled in union.

"Hand it over please." Hank reached into his backpack a handed the book over to Xavier. Unfortunately, not before Bobby recognized it.

"Hey that's the book I found!"

"I'm disappointed in you Robert. This type of item is banned from the school, and you know that. I'm afraid I'll have to call your parents." The telepath reached for the receiver as the teen exclaimed: "But it's just a Yoga book!"

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Next Chapter: Much to our heroes horror Xavier gives them the dreaded sex talk. Will they make it through the lesson? Or will Charles scar them for life? Stay turned for chapter 6, 'Where little Mutants come from'.

A/N: Next Chapter will talk about terms that have to do with sex, so just to be safe the rating will go up to R. And unless it goes into a seventh chapter I will finally explain the K. S. book.