"Asshole, lets just get this over with, and I do not need to be lectured by
you," Chandani said. "You're all just a bunch of talk and pride,"
Sesshoumaru showed his poison claw threateningly at Chandani. Chandani
showed her poison claw threateningly at Sesshoumaru mocking him.
"Lets just go," Chandani said. They were quiet for the rest of the trip. After they left the Hogwarts castle Chandani finally spoke up.
"How are we getting there?" Chandani asked. He went to a tree and picked up a port key. "Sesshoumaru-sama, Jaken got Rin back!" Rin said running up to Sesshoumaru.
"Jaken," Sesshoumaru said.
"Milord, I got her back because I wanted you milord to be pleased with me!" Jaken said. Sesshoumaru touched the portkey and all four of them appeared at a park.
"Time for dinner, let's go!" Kagome said. They all went for dinner and sat at their house tables.
"How about the library thing again, Kouga," Sita suggested.
"Okay, yeah, as long as my woman, Kagome is there," Kouga said.
"I'll go tell them to come then," Sita said. She walked to the Gryffindor table. "Kagome, Inuyasha and you three, lets meet at the library and discuss Naraku," Sita said.
"We'll be there," Hermione spoke for herself Harry, and Ron.
"Inuyasha and I will be there," Kagome said.
"Okay I'm going to tell Miroku, Sango and Rekha, then," Sita said and she walked to the Ravenclaw table.
"Miroku, Sango, we're going to meet at the library after dinner, come and join us," Sita said.
"Okay, we'll meet at the library," Sango said. Sita then walked to the Hufflepuff table. "Yo Rekha, come join us at the library after dinner," Sita said.
"Okay," Rekha said.
"Hey you!" Nalini opened her eyes and looked down from the tree. She saw a green toad youkia. "What the fuck do you want, ugly ass creature!" Nalini said looking down at it. She jumped down from the tree, landed on her feet, and pulled out her ten-tetsusaiga.
"You're a lowly hanyou, Sesshoumaru-sama will punish you for threatening his servant,"
"Youkia aren't supposed to be in Tokyo! What are you doing here!" Sita said getting closer with the Ten-tetsusaiga.
"Hey, are you Nalini?" Chandani, pushing Jaken out of the way.
"Who wants to fucking know?" Nalini demanded. "Youkias aren't supposed to be in this part of town,"
"We're here to bring you to school, you've been accepted at Hogwarts school," Chandani said.
"I sense another youkia presence that's full," Nalini said.
"You sense an asshole named Sesshoumaru," Chandani.
"You are testing my patients Chandani," Sesshoumaru said. Chandani then realized that Nalini and Sesshoumaru had the same hair and eye color. "Are you two related?" Chandani asked.
"I have no family," Nalini said. "And I don't think I'd want to be related to pretty boy over there," Nalini said.
"You have a very rude and disrespectful mouth, Nalini," Chandani said, "Don't bring that mouth to Hogwarts,"
"You smell similar to my bastard hanyou brother," Sesshoumaru said.
"You talk nice about your siblings, glad I'm not one," Nalini said. The port key transported them back to the dinner hall.
"Today we have a new student attending Hogwarts, her name is Nalini and she is the twin of Inuyasha and the youngest sister of Professor Sesshoumaru. Please come to be sorted,"
"What the fuck!" Nalini said. "Hey, old fart! Why do you make up stories about my family! I have none and never fucking will," Nalini yelled at Dumbledoor.
"Inuyasha, she's your sister?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha's FLASHBACK
BANG, BANG, BANG! Was heard outside of the hut. Inuyasha and his mother sat beside each other hugging tightly, both scared for the others' life. Nalini, Inuyasha's twin sister was sleeping on the futon. The banging eventually stopped, and hours later, Inuyasha and his mother were on the futon sleeping.
Inuyasha shot up awake quickly because he smelt something. Fire! He looked around the small hut and saw that the only exit, the front door was a blaze. "Mother!" he exclaimed. His mom stirred. "Fire, we have to leave now or else!" The fire started to spread.
"Come on Inuyasha, through the window!" his mother said. They broke the window open and quickly got out. But then they remembered Nalini.
"Oh, no! Nalini!" Inuyasha/Nalini's mother exclaimed. Inuyasha quickly stuck his head through the window to see if he could get to Nalini, but Nalini disappeared. She was not seen.
"Mom, she's gone," Inuyasha said.
END FLASH BACK
"No, It can't be," Inuyasha said out loud.
Nalini's FLASBACK
BANG, BANG, BANG! Was heard outside of the hut. Inuyasha and his mother sat beside each other hugging tightly, both scared for the others' life. Nalini, Inuyasha's twin sister was sleeping on the futon. The banging eventually stopped, and hours later, Inuyasha and his mother were on the futon sleeping.
Inuyasha shot up awake quickly because he smelt something. Fire! He looked around the small hut and saw that the only exit, the front door was a blaze. "Mother!" he exclaimed. His mom stirred. "Fire, we have to leave now or else!" The fire started to spread.
"Come on Inuyasha, through the window!" his mother said. They broke the window open and quickly got out. But then they remembered Nalini.
"Oh, no! Nalini!" Inuyasha/Nalini's mother exclaimed. Inuyasha quickly stuck his head through the window to see if he could get to Nalini, but Nalini disappeared.
"Do not be alarmed, child, I am going to make your life a whole lot easier than destined to, you already know of the attacks you can do and how to survive, now I'm sending you to another world, another time to live and be safer, your differences will be noticed but you'll be safer and more welcomed, you will be coming back but that's later on in your life, bye," a good miko said and Nalini disappeared from the grassy village and appeared on a well paved sidewalk of a city like place. She tried to remember what happened, but then realized that the conversation happened many years ago. She had memories of going to school, living with a human family, being picked on because of her looks and getting glasses. Now she remembers that she's on her way to school and it's early in the morning. She looked down and realized that she was now wearing a very short green skirt and a white shirt. She remembered that it was a uniform and she had to wear one. But then she smelt the scent of a demon. She ran through the sidewalks and followed the scent to an alley. It was a baboon pelt clothed demon with a huge dark aura around it. It was attacking a human girl.
"Hey, you damned demon, leave the human alone!" Nalini yelled.
"And what's a weak little half breed like you going to do about that!" it replied. Nalini was going to pull out her sword but realized she didn't know how to use it properly so she used her claws, "Soul Shattering Iron Claw!" she yelled and he became a stick with a piece of hair on it.
END Nalini's FLASHBACK
"So Inuyasha survived, mother!" Nalini mumbled out loud.
"Did the new student just call Dumbledoor an old fart?" Harry asked. Ron burst out laughing.
"Feh whatever, I'm going to get this sorting crap over with then," Nalini said. McGonagall put the hat on her.
"Get that musty old hat off my head, I could get lice!" Nalini said.
"Hey, you may not think I'm pretty, but I can do better things than your regular hat," he said.
"Oh my gosh they're hat youkias too!" Nalini said.
"No, I am a bewitched hat," he said. "And you are in Slytherin!" he said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Nalini asked.
"Hey dog turd two, sit over here!" Kouga said.
"Fuck you wimpy wolf," Nalini said and sat by him. After everyone was settled, Inuyasha decided to see if it was really Nalini, his sister, and so did Sesshoumaru.
"Come with me, hanyou!" Sesshoumaru said.
"I don't have to fucking follow anyone, pretty boy," Nalini replied.
"Uh, dog turd two, you have to respect the teachers," Kouga said.
"Feh, whatever, and I guess you are a teacher too," Nalini said to Inuyasha.
"That's my word," Inuyasha said.
"It's mine, pretty boys," Nalini said.
"That's a good one," Kouga said.
"I didn't ask for your damn opinion," Nalini said. Sesshoumaru got sick of the useless argument and grabbed both Inuyasha's and Nalini's shoulders and zoomed off into the battle room.
"What the fuck,"
"Lighten up on using the word fuck," Inuyasha said.
"Oh yeah! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck!" Nalini replied.
"Enough of the nonsense you two," Sesshoumaru said.
"Hey, how do you have the tetsusaiga?" Inuyasha asked.
"It's called the ten-tetsusaiga and my father gave it to me," Nalini replied. "He's the great lord of the western lands so I suggest you back off!"
"I, Sesshoumaru is the Lord of the Western Lands currently," he replied.
"So that means you're Inuyasha," Nalini said turning to Inuyasha.
"Yes, I am, what happened after the fire, where'd you disappear to?" he asked.
"A miko sent me to live in the future, she said it would be safer, then baboon face attacked a human and I killed it and it turned into a wooden doll with a hair," Nalini said.
"Naraku," Inuyasha said.
"Tell me more of the ten-tetsusaiga father gave you," Sesshoumaru said.
"It can kill or restore a hundred youkia in one movement, if mastered and I have mastered it," Nalini said. "And it was forged by his claws," Nalini said showing them the red stripes on the sword.
"Now I would like to eat something, I haven't eaten in days," Nalini said.
"Hey Draco!" Pansy said. "Why are you suddenly so protective of the half-breed," she asked.
"She's our mascot and she doesn't deserve this,"
"Just like that mud-blood doesn't?" Pansy asked.
"That mud-blood is way smarter than you so just get lost," he said.
"I'll be back, Draco," she said.
"So, Nalini, you're related to that rambunctious dog demon," Sita said.
"None of your business, but yeah he's my brother and so is that pretty boy over there, either way, I hate the way pretty boy talks about Inuyasha and demands respect from all, and Inuyasha is stubborn,"
"Oh," Sita said.
"Yeah well just tell dog-turd that Kagome is my woman, not his,"
"She is not marked, therefore she is neither your mate or his, and girls of modern times aren't marked or anyone's woman,"
"Wah okay, dog turd two." Kouga started to say.
"Shut it, wimpy wolf, and get something strait, I have no quarrel with you so quit playing the dozens and fuck off!" Nalini said.
"Woah," Kouga said and shut up. He walked over to Gryffindor table. "Hey Kagome, how about you and I go see the Quidditch game tonight," Kouga said, putting his arm on her shoulder.
"Listen you wimpy wolf, Kagome is m-not your woman," he said almost saying 'my woman'.
"Dog-turd you can't even admit that you like her, you're too much of a coward, I'm full youkia and brave enough to tell Kagome I love her," Kouga said.
"Kouga that's nice and all but-"
"No Kagome, I'm going to kill Naraku myself first and then we can be together," Kouga said and ran off.
"That is one whacked up wolf," Nalini said.
"Totally agree," Sita said.
Then, a girl looking similar to Kagome appeared behind Inuyasha. She had soul demons surrounding her that disappeared. Kagome gasped staring at her. Inuyasha looked back and saw Kikyou.
"Ki-Kikyou!" Inuyasha said.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, milord I have a small request for you, please give me the honor of accepting it," Jaken stuttered to Sesshoumaru after seeing Kikyou.
"What is it," Sesshoumaru asked.
"I um.um am.think I'm."
"You're wasting my time, Jaken just get on with it," Sesshoumaru said.
"I think I'm in love," Jaken said and ran up to Kikyou.
"Please my beautiful lady, give me the honor of knowing your name," Jaken said to Kikyou. She turned to look at the green toad.
"Oh brother, Sesshoumaru's servant is falling for Kikyou! This is going to be fun to watch," Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha I came to tell you that I have fallen for another and I think it is time that we moved on," Kikyou said.
"Hello there, my handsome creature, I am Kikyou and you are," Kikyou said to Jaken.
"I am Jaken, servant of Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, please let me introduce you to him," Jaken said. They held hands and walked towards Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru-milord, this is Kikyou, we are in love," Jaken said.
"You smell like a dead corpse," Sesshoumaru said.
"Hey well it goes good! One smells like a dead corpse and the other looks like one, they're made for each other!" Nalini yelled from the table. People started to laugh. Kikyou planted a kiss on his forhead.
"I don't like that Nalini, she's quite mean," Hermione said.
"I think all the youkia should have their own group," Ron said.
"I think they'd all kill each other if they were all together," Harry said.
"Harry, we have a practice first thing tomorrow morning, we have a game in the evening," Oliver Wood said.
"I'll be there," Harry said.
"So this is the place we're supposed to be living at," Nalini said. "It looks like shit, it's too old fashioned.retro," Nalini said to Sita.
"Yeah.I wonder where Kouga is?" Sita said.
"Why not look around this old dump and see what could be interesting here," Nalini suggested. "We might find that wimpy wolf,"
"Okay, lets go," Sita said.
"And where do you hanyous think you're going," Pansy asked.
"None of your fucking business, chimp-pansy!" Nalini replied. Pansy slapped Nalini across the face. Poison started to drip from Nalini's claws. "You don't want to feel this and let it scar your horrid as it is face, so get over yourself," Nalini said. They both walked out hearing Pansy reply, "You'd never do such a thing, a hanyou can't raise their hand to a superior!"
"I'm more superior than you bitch!" Nalini said and they walked off.
"Hey, I found his scent, over here," Nalini said.
"That's a girls bathroom," Sita said.
"Yeah but it's out of order, come on lets check it out," Nalini said. They opened the door and walked in. Suddenly a girl you could see through appeared.
"What are you doing in my toilet," Moaning Myrtle asked. "Youkia and hanyous are taking over my bathroom now," she said.
"Hey got a problem with us!" Nalini said.
"I see how you are," she said and started to wail.
"Kouga, what are you doing in a girls' bathroom?" Sita asked seeing Kouga by the sink.
"I smell Naraku, very faint but here by this sink," Kouga said.
"Come on Harry, Ron, I think I know where Naraku would be!" Hermione rambled running out of their dorm.
"Where Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Well first He was Onigumo, then He was Naraku, then Tom and then Voldermort and then Naraku again. That means maybe Naraku is where Tom was, that secret Chamber, lets go see," Hermione said.
"Oh god not here again," Ron said.
"Lets just go," Harry said. They ran off.
"Feh, lets go follow," Inuyasha said.
"Right," said Kagome and they ran off.
"That human wench is right, his scent is getting stronger," they entered the girls' bathroom and saw Kouga, Sita and Nalini by a sink.
"Hey dog-turd, took you long enough to find his scent," Kouga said.
"Hermione, you were right," Harry said.
"Isn't she always," Ron said.
"Go on Harry open it," Hermione said.
"Ern, um okay," Harry said and started speaking parzel tongue.
"How can a human such as yourself do that!" Sita said. "That's our language!"
"He's a parzel tongue," Hermione said. "And he's a wizard."
"Wizards are just humans with powers channeled through a wand," Nalini said. "Still as stupid as a ninguen.and weak,"
"Feh," Inuyasha said.
Kouga stepped inside, along with Inuyasha, Nalini, Sita and Kagome.
"Come on," Harry said, following them.
"Do you sense that?" Miroku asked Sango.
"Yeah, very evil," Sango replied. They both then said, "Naraku!"
"Let's go then," Sango said. They found themselves in a girls' bathroom as the jaki got stronger.
"Oh let me guess, came to fight that Naraku or something!" Myrtle said.
"Um yes," Sango said.
"No one ever comes to see me, wahh!" she started to moan.
"Ah milady, you're a bit young, and a ghost at that, but after I'm finished, we can have some fun," Miroku said. WHACK!
"Hentai!" Sango said and they both went through the sink.
"Okay now what," Ron asked. Then spiders surrounded them. "Oh no, not spiders again!"
"Hey, the remains of the basilist is still here," Hermione pointed out.
"That thing?" Sita said. "Goodness, he looks like my mother's true form.but older."
"Eh?" Harry said.
"Wait up," Hermione said. "Other-form be revealed," she said moving her wand pointing to the basilist. It turned into a humanoid demon.
"It is my mother!" Sita said.
"Your father was with Voldermort?" Harry asked. "Your mother was a guy?" Ron asked.
"The basilist was female!" Hermione said.
"Mom used to protect the weaker in the forest, she was not evil at all! Then one day she just disappeared," Sita said.
"She was probably manipulated by Naraku," Sango said.
"I'll kill that sun of a-"
"Okay, enough with the dramatic shit and lets get going," Nalini said.
"Feh, lets go," Inuyasha said.
"That's my word," Nalini said.
"Feh, it's mine and I'll use it anytime I want to," Inuyasha said.
"Quit your bickering and let's go my friend," Miroku said. They continued going on when they saw a girl that was all white, Kanna.
"Who's this creepy little pipsqueak?" Nalini asked.
"Kanna!" Kagome exclaimed.
"Shoot an arrow, Kagome, Poison Air Blade Claw!" Nalini shouted and attacked. Kagome shot an arrow right at the ball that Kanna holds and she disappeared.
"That was too easy," Inuyasha said.
Sesshoumaru sat at a desk in the library reading a book when he smelt the scent of Naraku. He stopped what he was doing and sped to the scent, which was at a girls bathroom.
"Not another on, goodness," Myrtle said.
"Jaken, stay here," Sesshoumaru ordered and went through the sink.
"Ah shit!" Inuyasha said. "Sesshoumaru!"
"Ah, brother is coming!" Nalini said.
"Just in time to meet my next offspring, Katana," Naraku said. His pelted self appeared in front of them. Inuyasha used his tetsusaiga on him but a barrier appeared and blocked him.
"Katana get over here and fight them," Naraku said.
"No! I'm not your servant that you can just tell me what to do, pal so just get over yourself!" she said.
"Sounds like this Katana is a rebellious teen idiot!" Nalini said.
"Lets just go," Chandani said. They were quiet for the rest of the trip. After they left the Hogwarts castle Chandani finally spoke up.
"How are we getting there?" Chandani asked. He went to a tree and picked up a port key. "Sesshoumaru-sama, Jaken got Rin back!" Rin said running up to Sesshoumaru.
"Jaken," Sesshoumaru said.
"Milord, I got her back because I wanted you milord to be pleased with me!" Jaken said. Sesshoumaru touched the portkey and all four of them appeared at a park.
"Time for dinner, let's go!" Kagome said. They all went for dinner and sat at their house tables.
"How about the library thing again, Kouga," Sita suggested.
"Okay, yeah, as long as my woman, Kagome is there," Kouga said.
"I'll go tell them to come then," Sita said. She walked to the Gryffindor table. "Kagome, Inuyasha and you three, lets meet at the library and discuss Naraku," Sita said.
"We'll be there," Hermione spoke for herself Harry, and Ron.
"Inuyasha and I will be there," Kagome said.
"Okay I'm going to tell Miroku, Sango and Rekha, then," Sita said and she walked to the Ravenclaw table.
"Miroku, Sango, we're going to meet at the library after dinner, come and join us," Sita said.
"Okay, we'll meet at the library," Sango said. Sita then walked to the Hufflepuff table. "Yo Rekha, come join us at the library after dinner," Sita said.
"Okay," Rekha said.
"Hey you!" Nalini opened her eyes and looked down from the tree. She saw a green toad youkia. "What the fuck do you want, ugly ass creature!" Nalini said looking down at it. She jumped down from the tree, landed on her feet, and pulled out her ten-tetsusaiga.
"You're a lowly hanyou, Sesshoumaru-sama will punish you for threatening his servant,"
"Youkia aren't supposed to be in Tokyo! What are you doing here!" Sita said getting closer with the Ten-tetsusaiga.
"Hey, are you Nalini?" Chandani, pushing Jaken out of the way.
"Who wants to fucking know?" Nalini demanded. "Youkias aren't supposed to be in this part of town,"
"We're here to bring you to school, you've been accepted at Hogwarts school," Chandani said.
"I sense another youkia presence that's full," Nalini said.
"You sense an asshole named Sesshoumaru," Chandani.
"You are testing my patients Chandani," Sesshoumaru said. Chandani then realized that Nalini and Sesshoumaru had the same hair and eye color. "Are you two related?" Chandani asked.
"I have no family," Nalini said. "And I don't think I'd want to be related to pretty boy over there," Nalini said.
"You have a very rude and disrespectful mouth, Nalini," Chandani said, "Don't bring that mouth to Hogwarts,"
"You smell similar to my bastard hanyou brother," Sesshoumaru said.
"You talk nice about your siblings, glad I'm not one," Nalini said. The port key transported them back to the dinner hall.
"Today we have a new student attending Hogwarts, her name is Nalini and she is the twin of Inuyasha and the youngest sister of Professor Sesshoumaru. Please come to be sorted,"
"What the fuck!" Nalini said. "Hey, old fart! Why do you make up stories about my family! I have none and never fucking will," Nalini yelled at Dumbledoor.
"Inuyasha, she's your sister?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha's FLASHBACK
BANG, BANG, BANG! Was heard outside of the hut. Inuyasha and his mother sat beside each other hugging tightly, both scared for the others' life. Nalini, Inuyasha's twin sister was sleeping on the futon. The banging eventually stopped, and hours later, Inuyasha and his mother were on the futon sleeping.
Inuyasha shot up awake quickly because he smelt something. Fire! He looked around the small hut and saw that the only exit, the front door was a blaze. "Mother!" he exclaimed. His mom stirred. "Fire, we have to leave now or else!" The fire started to spread.
"Come on Inuyasha, through the window!" his mother said. They broke the window open and quickly got out. But then they remembered Nalini.
"Oh, no! Nalini!" Inuyasha/Nalini's mother exclaimed. Inuyasha quickly stuck his head through the window to see if he could get to Nalini, but Nalini disappeared. She was not seen.
"Mom, she's gone," Inuyasha said.
END FLASH BACK
"No, It can't be," Inuyasha said out loud.
Nalini's FLASBACK
BANG, BANG, BANG! Was heard outside of the hut. Inuyasha and his mother sat beside each other hugging tightly, both scared for the others' life. Nalini, Inuyasha's twin sister was sleeping on the futon. The banging eventually stopped, and hours later, Inuyasha and his mother were on the futon sleeping.
Inuyasha shot up awake quickly because he smelt something. Fire! He looked around the small hut and saw that the only exit, the front door was a blaze. "Mother!" he exclaimed. His mom stirred. "Fire, we have to leave now or else!" The fire started to spread.
"Come on Inuyasha, through the window!" his mother said. They broke the window open and quickly got out. But then they remembered Nalini.
"Oh, no! Nalini!" Inuyasha/Nalini's mother exclaimed. Inuyasha quickly stuck his head through the window to see if he could get to Nalini, but Nalini disappeared.
"Do not be alarmed, child, I am going to make your life a whole lot easier than destined to, you already know of the attacks you can do and how to survive, now I'm sending you to another world, another time to live and be safer, your differences will be noticed but you'll be safer and more welcomed, you will be coming back but that's later on in your life, bye," a good miko said and Nalini disappeared from the grassy village and appeared on a well paved sidewalk of a city like place. She tried to remember what happened, but then realized that the conversation happened many years ago. She had memories of going to school, living with a human family, being picked on because of her looks and getting glasses. Now she remembers that she's on her way to school and it's early in the morning. She looked down and realized that she was now wearing a very short green skirt and a white shirt. She remembered that it was a uniform and she had to wear one. But then she smelt the scent of a demon. She ran through the sidewalks and followed the scent to an alley. It was a baboon pelt clothed demon with a huge dark aura around it. It was attacking a human girl.
"Hey, you damned demon, leave the human alone!" Nalini yelled.
"And what's a weak little half breed like you going to do about that!" it replied. Nalini was going to pull out her sword but realized she didn't know how to use it properly so she used her claws, "Soul Shattering Iron Claw!" she yelled and he became a stick with a piece of hair on it.
END Nalini's FLASHBACK
"So Inuyasha survived, mother!" Nalini mumbled out loud.
"Did the new student just call Dumbledoor an old fart?" Harry asked. Ron burst out laughing.
"Feh whatever, I'm going to get this sorting crap over with then," Nalini said. McGonagall put the hat on her.
"Get that musty old hat off my head, I could get lice!" Nalini said.
"Hey, you may not think I'm pretty, but I can do better things than your regular hat," he said.
"Oh my gosh they're hat youkias too!" Nalini said.
"No, I am a bewitched hat," he said. "And you are in Slytherin!" he said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Nalini asked.
"Hey dog turd two, sit over here!" Kouga said.
"Fuck you wimpy wolf," Nalini said and sat by him. After everyone was settled, Inuyasha decided to see if it was really Nalini, his sister, and so did Sesshoumaru.
"Come with me, hanyou!" Sesshoumaru said.
"I don't have to fucking follow anyone, pretty boy," Nalini replied.
"Uh, dog turd two, you have to respect the teachers," Kouga said.
"Feh, whatever, and I guess you are a teacher too," Nalini said to Inuyasha.
"That's my word," Inuyasha said.
"It's mine, pretty boys," Nalini said.
"That's a good one," Kouga said.
"I didn't ask for your damn opinion," Nalini said. Sesshoumaru got sick of the useless argument and grabbed both Inuyasha's and Nalini's shoulders and zoomed off into the battle room.
"What the fuck,"
"Lighten up on using the word fuck," Inuyasha said.
"Oh yeah! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck!" Nalini replied.
"Enough of the nonsense you two," Sesshoumaru said.
"Hey, how do you have the tetsusaiga?" Inuyasha asked.
"It's called the ten-tetsusaiga and my father gave it to me," Nalini replied. "He's the great lord of the western lands so I suggest you back off!"
"I, Sesshoumaru is the Lord of the Western Lands currently," he replied.
"So that means you're Inuyasha," Nalini said turning to Inuyasha.
"Yes, I am, what happened after the fire, where'd you disappear to?" he asked.
"A miko sent me to live in the future, she said it would be safer, then baboon face attacked a human and I killed it and it turned into a wooden doll with a hair," Nalini said.
"Naraku," Inuyasha said.
"Tell me more of the ten-tetsusaiga father gave you," Sesshoumaru said.
"It can kill or restore a hundred youkia in one movement, if mastered and I have mastered it," Nalini said. "And it was forged by his claws," Nalini said showing them the red stripes on the sword.
"Now I would like to eat something, I haven't eaten in days," Nalini said.
"Hey Draco!" Pansy said. "Why are you suddenly so protective of the half-breed," she asked.
"She's our mascot and she doesn't deserve this,"
"Just like that mud-blood doesn't?" Pansy asked.
"That mud-blood is way smarter than you so just get lost," he said.
"I'll be back, Draco," she said.
"So, Nalini, you're related to that rambunctious dog demon," Sita said.
"None of your business, but yeah he's my brother and so is that pretty boy over there, either way, I hate the way pretty boy talks about Inuyasha and demands respect from all, and Inuyasha is stubborn,"
"Oh," Sita said.
"Yeah well just tell dog-turd that Kagome is my woman, not his,"
"She is not marked, therefore she is neither your mate or his, and girls of modern times aren't marked or anyone's woman,"
"Wah okay, dog turd two." Kouga started to say.
"Shut it, wimpy wolf, and get something strait, I have no quarrel with you so quit playing the dozens and fuck off!" Nalini said.
"Woah," Kouga said and shut up. He walked over to Gryffindor table. "Hey Kagome, how about you and I go see the Quidditch game tonight," Kouga said, putting his arm on her shoulder.
"Listen you wimpy wolf, Kagome is m-not your woman," he said almost saying 'my woman'.
"Dog-turd you can't even admit that you like her, you're too much of a coward, I'm full youkia and brave enough to tell Kagome I love her," Kouga said.
"Kouga that's nice and all but-"
"No Kagome, I'm going to kill Naraku myself first and then we can be together," Kouga said and ran off.
"That is one whacked up wolf," Nalini said.
"Totally agree," Sita said.
Then, a girl looking similar to Kagome appeared behind Inuyasha. She had soul demons surrounding her that disappeared. Kagome gasped staring at her. Inuyasha looked back and saw Kikyou.
"Ki-Kikyou!" Inuyasha said.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, milord I have a small request for you, please give me the honor of accepting it," Jaken stuttered to Sesshoumaru after seeing Kikyou.
"What is it," Sesshoumaru asked.
"I um.um am.think I'm."
"You're wasting my time, Jaken just get on with it," Sesshoumaru said.
"I think I'm in love," Jaken said and ran up to Kikyou.
"Please my beautiful lady, give me the honor of knowing your name," Jaken said to Kikyou. She turned to look at the green toad.
"Oh brother, Sesshoumaru's servant is falling for Kikyou! This is going to be fun to watch," Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha I came to tell you that I have fallen for another and I think it is time that we moved on," Kikyou said.
"Hello there, my handsome creature, I am Kikyou and you are," Kikyou said to Jaken.
"I am Jaken, servant of Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, please let me introduce you to him," Jaken said. They held hands and walked towards Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru-milord, this is Kikyou, we are in love," Jaken said.
"You smell like a dead corpse," Sesshoumaru said.
"Hey well it goes good! One smells like a dead corpse and the other looks like one, they're made for each other!" Nalini yelled from the table. People started to laugh. Kikyou planted a kiss on his forhead.
"I don't like that Nalini, she's quite mean," Hermione said.
"I think all the youkia should have their own group," Ron said.
"I think they'd all kill each other if they were all together," Harry said.
"Harry, we have a practice first thing tomorrow morning, we have a game in the evening," Oliver Wood said.
"I'll be there," Harry said.
"So this is the place we're supposed to be living at," Nalini said. "It looks like shit, it's too old fashioned.retro," Nalini said to Sita.
"Yeah.I wonder where Kouga is?" Sita said.
"Why not look around this old dump and see what could be interesting here," Nalini suggested. "We might find that wimpy wolf,"
"Okay, lets go," Sita said.
"And where do you hanyous think you're going," Pansy asked.
"None of your fucking business, chimp-pansy!" Nalini replied. Pansy slapped Nalini across the face. Poison started to drip from Nalini's claws. "You don't want to feel this and let it scar your horrid as it is face, so get over yourself," Nalini said. They both walked out hearing Pansy reply, "You'd never do such a thing, a hanyou can't raise their hand to a superior!"
"I'm more superior than you bitch!" Nalini said and they walked off.
"Hey, I found his scent, over here," Nalini said.
"That's a girls bathroom," Sita said.
"Yeah but it's out of order, come on lets check it out," Nalini said. They opened the door and walked in. Suddenly a girl you could see through appeared.
"What are you doing in my toilet," Moaning Myrtle asked. "Youkia and hanyous are taking over my bathroom now," she said.
"Hey got a problem with us!" Nalini said.
"I see how you are," she said and started to wail.
"Kouga, what are you doing in a girls' bathroom?" Sita asked seeing Kouga by the sink.
"I smell Naraku, very faint but here by this sink," Kouga said.
"Come on Harry, Ron, I think I know where Naraku would be!" Hermione rambled running out of their dorm.
"Where Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Well first He was Onigumo, then He was Naraku, then Tom and then Voldermort and then Naraku again. That means maybe Naraku is where Tom was, that secret Chamber, lets go see," Hermione said.
"Oh god not here again," Ron said.
"Lets just go," Harry said. They ran off.
"Feh, lets go follow," Inuyasha said.
"Right," said Kagome and they ran off.
"That human wench is right, his scent is getting stronger," they entered the girls' bathroom and saw Kouga, Sita and Nalini by a sink.
"Hey dog-turd, took you long enough to find his scent," Kouga said.
"Hermione, you were right," Harry said.
"Isn't she always," Ron said.
"Go on Harry open it," Hermione said.
"Ern, um okay," Harry said and started speaking parzel tongue.
"How can a human such as yourself do that!" Sita said. "That's our language!"
"He's a parzel tongue," Hermione said. "And he's a wizard."
"Wizards are just humans with powers channeled through a wand," Nalini said. "Still as stupid as a ninguen.and weak,"
"Feh," Inuyasha said.
Kouga stepped inside, along with Inuyasha, Nalini, Sita and Kagome.
"Come on," Harry said, following them.
"Do you sense that?" Miroku asked Sango.
"Yeah, very evil," Sango replied. They both then said, "Naraku!"
"Let's go then," Sango said. They found themselves in a girls' bathroom as the jaki got stronger.
"Oh let me guess, came to fight that Naraku or something!" Myrtle said.
"Um yes," Sango said.
"No one ever comes to see me, wahh!" she started to moan.
"Ah milady, you're a bit young, and a ghost at that, but after I'm finished, we can have some fun," Miroku said. WHACK!
"Hentai!" Sango said and they both went through the sink.
"Okay now what," Ron asked. Then spiders surrounded them. "Oh no, not spiders again!"
"Hey, the remains of the basilist is still here," Hermione pointed out.
"That thing?" Sita said. "Goodness, he looks like my mother's true form.but older."
"Eh?" Harry said.
"Wait up," Hermione said. "Other-form be revealed," she said moving her wand pointing to the basilist. It turned into a humanoid demon.
"It is my mother!" Sita said.
"Your father was with Voldermort?" Harry asked. "Your mother was a guy?" Ron asked.
"The basilist was female!" Hermione said.
"Mom used to protect the weaker in the forest, she was not evil at all! Then one day she just disappeared," Sita said.
"She was probably manipulated by Naraku," Sango said.
"I'll kill that sun of a-"
"Okay, enough with the dramatic shit and lets get going," Nalini said.
"Feh, lets go," Inuyasha said.
"That's my word," Nalini said.
"Feh, it's mine and I'll use it anytime I want to," Inuyasha said.
"Quit your bickering and let's go my friend," Miroku said. They continued going on when they saw a girl that was all white, Kanna.
"Who's this creepy little pipsqueak?" Nalini asked.
"Kanna!" Kagome exclaimed.
"Shoot an arrow, Kagome, Poison Air Blade Claw!" Nalini shouted and attacked. Kagome shot an arrow right at the ball that Kanna holds and she disappeared.
"That was too easy," Inuyasha said.
Sesshoumaru sat at a desk in the library reading a book when he smelt the scent of Naraku. He stopped what he was doing and sped to the scent, which was at a girls bathroom.
"Not another on, goodness," Myrtle said.
"Jaken, stay here," Sesshoumaru ordered and went through the sink.
"Ah shit!" Inuyasha said. "Sesshoumaru!"
"Ah, brother is coming!" Nalini said.
"Just in time to meet my next offspring, Katana," Naraku said. His pelted self appeared in front of them. Inuyasha used his tetsusaiga on him but a barrier appeared and blocked him.
"Katana get over here and fight them," Naraku said.
"No! I'm not your servant that you can just tell me what to do, pal so just get over yourself!" she said.
"Sounds like this Katana is a rebellious teen idiot!" Nalini said.
