My newest and latest venture will be into the land of parodies. There are so many standard Inuyasha fiction scenarios out there that are just dying to be made fun of. So I will attempt to do this that. And just so everyone knows-I'm not making fun of any of the writers of these fics, just the scenarios. So please don't be offended or pissed at me. And for my first parody I will be doing a scenario that I have also written. The one where Kagome sees Inuyasha and Kikyo together and gets all depressed. So I'm doing this all in good fun as I have also fallen victim to this scenario. Well, please enjoy it!

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You Know the Drill

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Kagome's Masochistic Depression

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Kagome snuck through the bushes, following the trail Inuyasha had made only 10 minutes ago. She knew he had left to go find Kikyo. She knew that once she found him her heart would break…again. And yet she kept plowing through the bushes. 'Hmm, I wonder if I'm a masochist?' she silently pondered as she pushed aside some branches and saw Inuyasha embracing Kikyo. 'No! How can it be! They're…they're...hugging! NO! I feel my heart beginning to break.'  And Kagome knew her heart would break further if she kept watching. So of course she kept watching.

Inuyasha breathed in the scent of Kikyo. 'Ahh, earth, clay, and death, so lovely.' Since his back was towards Kagome he didn't see her, but Kikyo did.

Kikyo grinned evilly and whispered in Inuyasha's ear, "hey, you wanna kiss?"

Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders. "Sure, why not."

So they kissed.

Kagome saw this and tears come to her eyes. 'No! What is this feeling in my chest?' She looked down. 'Oh silly me, there's a branch poking it.' She removed the branch. 'No! There is still a feeling in my chest!' She looked down. 'No! There's not another branch! That must mean my heart is breaking…again. Inuyasha you have forsaken me…again. Oh curse my masochistic tendencies. I am so depressed.'

Kagome sobbed once, which caused Inuyasha to turn around. 'Good, he's seen me.' Then she ran off, forcing tears to stream down her face.

Inuyasha broke away from Kikyo and sniffed the air. When he caught Kagome's scent his ears drooped and he got all sad. "I'm sorry Kikyo, but we are not meant to be. I have to go prevent Kagome from doing anything stupid and living to regret it. I just discovered right now that I am in love with her."

"Why?" asked Kikyo.

"I don't know. I just am. Good-bye Kikyo. May I never see you again," and with that Inuyasha left to go prevent Kagome from doing anything stupid.

"Good bye Inuyasha. Hmm, now who should I torture next? Ooh I know! Naraku!" and Kikyo skipped off, never to be seen again.

When Kagome got to the well she stopped and did nothing for a few minutes. 'Ok, that should have given Inuyasha enough time to give his closing speech to Kikyo.' She then dropped to her knees and wailed. She grabbed the shikon shard from around her neck and cried some more.

"Good bye Inuyasha. I will give you your shards and then jump in the well. Then because you'll have all my shards I will not be able to come back again and so I will be depressed for the rest of my life. But that's alright cuz you'll be happy. I just wish I could have said good-bye to you. Screw Sango, Shippo, and Miroku, they are not worth my time to go say good bye to before I leave them forever." Kagome then dropped the shards to the ground and stood up. "Good bye Inuyasha, I will now jump in the well and leave you forever unless you come and prevent me from doing anything stupid." Kagome waited for a minute. "I SAID, Good bye Inuyasha. I will now leave you forever unless you come and prevent me from doing anything stupid."

With a burst of trumpets Inuyasha flew out of the forest. "Stop Kagome! I have come to prevent you from doing anything stupid!" he shouted out in a valiant voice.

Kagome dropped to her knees again. "Oh Inuyasha! You came for me! But it is of no use. I am already too depressed to be stopped. You are too late to prevent me from doing something stupid."

"No Kagome! Do not leave! I…what's the word again…oh yeah. I love you! With those three words I can prevent you from doing anything stupid!"

Kagome mustered up some more tears before replying. "Sorry Inuyasha. But I told you; I'm already too depressed for those three words to have any effect on me. Have a good life." She then acted like she was about to jump in the well but lo and behold, Inuyasha ran forward and grabbed her arm.

"NO! You will not do anything stupid! I love you I love you I love you! Haha! No one can resist the power of those 3 words times three! I have you now!"

Kagome then gasped and stared at Inuyasha, love flowing out of her eyes. "Inuyasha you're right! The power of those 3 words times 3 chased away all thoughts of doing anything stupid. And guess what? I love you too! Isn't that amazing?"

"Yes it is. It is truly amazing," replied Inuyasha, starting to look a little bored.

"Oh thank you for rescuing me my knight in shiny, um, shining armor. My savior! My…"

"Oh just shut up and kiss me."

Kagome thought for 2 seconds. "Ok!"

So they kissed. And lived happily ever after.

THE END

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So did that sound familiar to anyone? I'm sure it had to, everyone has had to have read (or written!) one of those stories before. Well I hope you enjoyed it. Now I'm off to go decided what scenario I will write about next. If you have any requests or suggestions just let me know and I'll see if can do something about it. Well, until next time. Oh yes, don't forget to review! Bye!