"Hey, Draco, why are you late?" Pansy asked.
"None of your business," Draco said. "Why are you threatening the half blooded things again!"
"Half blooded things you call us!" Nalini said. Sita holding her back from attacking.
"Hey, no fighting in the great hall, ten points taken from Slytherin, Draco, Pansy, Sita, Nalini, Crab and Goyle, detention." Professor McGonagall said.
"Thanks chimp," Nalini said.

"Younger brother, Wench," Sesshoumaru said. "Detention!"
"What! What the fuck did we do!" Inuyasha replied.
"Shut up, Inuyasha we'll just get in more trouble,"
"Fowl language in the dining hall," Sesshoumaru said. "And I want you to find Jaken."
"Feh! I hate you!"
"It's mutual," Sesshoumaru replied.

"I don't think it's fair that they get detention when the Slytherins were picking on them," Harry said.
"Yeah, it's not fair," Hermione said. "I think I'll pause my work on SPEW and make up something for the hanyous,"
"Detention for trying to help lower beings, all three of you," Filch said.
"Oh no!" Ron said. "Not again!"

"Hey Sango, why aren't you eating?" Miroku asked.
"Don't feel too good, ugh," Sango said.
"Maybe this might help," Miroku said rubbing her back, going lower and lower.
"HENTAI!" Sango yelled. She used her hiraikotsu and whacked him.
"Detention for you Sango for hurting Miroku. Detention for you Miroku for not keeping your hands to yourself,"
"Shit!" Sango said.
"We'll be together in detention, Sango," Miroku said.
"Arg!"

"You'll be having detention with Hagrid, he has some work for you to do, filthy half-breeds" Filch said.
"Half-breed eh? I can't believe a teacher would go that low to insult the student," Sita said.
"No he's just a fucking dirty filch, forget him," Nalini said.
"Fifty points taken off the houses of all hanyous!" Filch said.
"That ain't fucking fair, filth," Nalini said.
"Another fifty for your mouth," Filch replied. Mrs. Norris came out.
"Does that include your cat?" Sita asked.
"What about my cat?" he asked.
"She's a hanyou too!"
"Hanyous go as low as to lie to professors, eh?" he said.
"I've had enough of this!" Mrs. Norris said. She transformed into a humanoid form. She was about the same height as Jaken. She had cat eyes, ear and her head was shaped like a cats. She looked like she was dressed in a cat suite made of cat fur. She had a big tail behind her. She had long hair that was multi colored. She had cat feet and claws on her hands. She looked deformed, ugly but in a beautiful way. (oxymoron, a freaky way to describe someone. Ugly but in a beautiful way is described like that for a reason)
"What the-" Filch said.
"You don't respect all beings, if you don't change, I'm leaving!" Mrs. Norris said.
"Enough of this shit, lets go find Jaken," Inuyasha said. He sniffed and found his scent. He followed it and the others followed him. He heard crying. Annoying high pitched crying coming from a clearing.
"Nobody loves me! WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" he cried.
"What the fuck's your problem!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"Kikyou only used me, no one would truly love someone as ugly and annoying as I Jaken." He said.
"Feh, you're right for once!" Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha, SIT! Don't be so rude, poor Jaken, I'm sorry," Kagome said.
"Who's the hanyou behind you?" Jaken asked.
"I'm Miss, not Mrs. Norris," she said. "Jaine Norris," she said. "Who said you're ugly and annoying, you're ugly in a beautiful way,"
"What?" Jaken asked.
"Exactly, that's why I normally stay in cat form, but you're quite a nice person indeed," Jaine said.
"I like you, I want you to meet my master, Lord Sesshoumaru," he said.
"Okay," she said. They both walked out of the woods and back to Sesshoumaru's dorm.
"That was weird," Ron said.
"Totally," Hermione said.
"Kinda romantic, huh Sango?" Miroku said.
"I'm on to you," Sango said.
"I smell Naraku!" Inuyasha said.
"Ugh, I do too!" Nalini said. "He stinks like shit mixed with vomit and humans' breath first thing in the morning!"
"Hey!" Kagome said.
"She describes things like a poet," Ron said.
"Yeah, very funny," Harry said sarcasticly.
"Kukuku, all of who I want are here where I want them," a voice said.
"Oi, is that another hanyou?" Hagrid said.
"Voldemort's previos form," Harry said.
"Uh oh," Miroku said. A swarm of youkia was heading their way. Miroku ran in front of them and opened his Kazaa. Then Naraku's bees flew towards him. He closed his Kazaa.
"Kaze no Kizu!" Nalini and Inuyasha used their cutting wind. The youkia died out.
"Kukuku, I'm just getting warmed up," he said.
"Fuck you!" Nalini yelled.
Sita, Kirara, and Shippou followed Naraku's scent to find him personally. Harry grabbed Hermione and Ron and followed quietly.
"You know I can smell you there and hear you," Sita said. "Shippou and Kirara too,"
"Ern, we wanted to help in any way possible," Harry said.
"Kukuku, you should mind your own business, Sita," Naraku said and appeared.
"You turned my mother evil!" Sita said. "For that I must get my vengeance,"
"You killed my parents, so that's why I'm here," Harry said.
"Stupid human, I Naraku didn't, my offspring did," Naraku replied. They were surrounded by miasma.

"Shit, Miasma over there!" Inuyasha said.
"Oh no, where's Shippou!" Kagome said. They followed Inuyasha to see Kirara, Sita, and Shippou surrounded. Inuyasha cut through it and they ran out.
"Hey there dog turd, need some help?" Kouga came there.
"Kukuku," Naraku said.
"You know what, asshole! Enough with the Kukuku shit! I'm sick of it! Every word you say is Kukuku! Shut it already, dick head!" Nalini yelled. Most of them started to laugh.
"You will pay for that remark with your life," Naraku said.
"Woah! Hell has frozen over, you didn't say kukuku in a sentence!" Nalini exclaimed. She walked up to the baboon pelted hanyou of evil. She took her sword and cut at his arm. One of them fell off. Kagome shot an arrow at him that froze his body in place from the neck down.
"This is what we've all been waiting for, let's get him!" Sango said. Miroku took his staff and started whacking him like a piƱata. Sango threw her boomerang and hit him at the sides. Kagome shot arrows at him. "Move away everyone!" Inuyasha said. "Kaze no kizu!" Inuyasha hit him.

IS HE DEAD? IS HE A PUPPET? WHAT HAPPENS IF HE'S DEAD? PLEASE REVIEW! I'LL POST NEXT CHAPTER SOONER, I PROMISE!