A/N: Well, I decided this is gonna be the last chapter of letters. Right now my class is trying to stop me from drinking Fred my lipton ice tea. They're the best friends in the world. DO NOT PASS THIS PAPER. SHE KILLED A GOOD MAN NAMED FRED… WELL HE WAS A CAN.. BUT THAT'S ATLEAST 1ST DEGREE MAN SLAUGHTER! NOW SHE'S TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF WITH COOKIES! BRIBES WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE, BUT THAT'S NOT PLAYING FAIR! Beep! YES Beep! Yes, okay… um that's David. Say hi to David and Andy… but he didn't type anything, I'll have to give him more cookies. But I'll be ending this fic, this is the final chapter. Hopefully you all will be happy with it. Booooohoooooo ; now he types something. Anyway… yea, I'll start the fic now.
Beware long Disclaimer so if you don't want to read go ahead and skip:
Disclaimer: Since this is the last chapter I'll give one of my unique disclaimers. GW doesn't belong to me or the evil dictator of the universe (except pluto and Earth), although we would love to own it and have the GW universe bend to our will, we'll just go on living ruling everything that we do, reaching for the destruction of the evil Sins Faction!
HEY! I'M NOT EVIL! IF I WAS I WOULD ACTUALLY RULE EVERYONE INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HURT ME! (I'm taking this from David now) SO DON'T CALL ME EVIL YOU Beep!
HEY! DON'T STEAL MY RANTING NATURE! ITS CRUEL AND UNSUAL! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT! IM GONNA GET A SMALL HAMPSTER AND ATTACK YOUR FEET WHEN YOUR SLEEPING! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HUH! HUH! BAH ON YOUR FACE! BAH!
HEY! I RANT ALL THE TIME OKAY! THOUGH NOT AS OFTEN IN CAPS LOCK AS YOU… BUT STILL! I'LL SEND MY ARMY OF SQUIRRELS TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH BLADES OF GRASS FROM THE LAND OF CALIFORNIA! HA! TAKE THAT! BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS!
Does this thing have spell check? I mean, you guys are really sucking in the spelling department. Wow, you'll just look at this and think, "Gee, Tidah got onto the computer to insult us, didn't she?"
Well, guess what? Of course I did! Because you suck! And I don't use caps lock, I just hold down the shift key. It's like extra work, but I'm a complete idiot anyway. I don't care for your ranting at all, and I hope the author decides to delete this, unless...
You guys suck. Like, really suck. You're probably suckier than my entire sucky life, so go and suck elsewhere. But not in a porn movie, please, because I don't mean that type of sucking. That kind of sucking is not what I'm talking about. Kuroro wants his book back, so you'd better give it back before you're sucking the wrong thing, like, totally. Jason is watching the screen right now, and his face looks red from this angle. I think he may be reading the top part. Those bunny girls need to die, you know. The ones over on the other side of the class. Who the hell wears color-coordinated outfits these days, anyway? Where's your goddamned spellcheck, dammit? I mean, if you don't have those squiggly lines that tell you when you're spelling something wrong, people will take you for an idiot. There'll be a mob right outside your door, waiting to go to the nearest fifty story building to defenestrate you. Defenestrate is a word that reminds me of castrate. This is because I consider castration to be a necessary part of a male's adult life.
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I think Jacob has problems. He's walking around with forks in his hair. Oh, hi, Lindsey! XD
Sensei will be angry if she catches me writing on your computer, but the demise is neer and the end is close to us, so I must tell you this tale. Soon there will be a major war between the gophers and the penguins. The fate of the world depends on the work of one sole person. That person is called the idiot who cant spell. He wrote this by controlling my mind and telling me I needed to eat all the quiznos sandwitches on earth in the next 5 minuites. Ok. Be careful. Soon the gophers and penguins will be after you too, so look arround every cornere and eat all you greens cuz the end is neer and the potatios will taste bade.
Okay… that's my really interesting diclaimer. I sent my laptop loose through the class, and they had a field day with it. Poor laptop. Luckily I read through it before I uploaded it and censored it. It's just Tidah's that needed censoring. But anyway. Here's the fic.
END!
Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and Wufei met outside of Duo Maxwell's residence. Heero silently led them inside. They all devided that they needed to stop Duo before he sent his army of germs and scary lamp after everybody. Naturally, they all first blamed Wufei for not giving him a cookie, but they peeked through every door way expecting to see Duo in any minute.
Trowa had the thought that Duo would be drawing his plans on a piece of paper, and believed if they could just get hold of the paper then Duo wouldn't be able to remember his plans and fail. Besides, if his drawings were good enough they could hang it up on the refrige or something.
Quatre thought that Duo was too peaceful to do anything, but he'd be doing a little dress up thing. He'd be in the most evilest costume he could find with a cape, and be frailing it around frantically. He might even be putting on a little fashion show for the germs, and lamp. Maybe they were the guests of honor, but then again Duo didn't invite them, so that made Quatre upset.
Heero just believed that even though it was Chang's fault, Duo was punishing him. I mean, why else would Duo recruit the lamp in his army? Gosh, just the thought of the lamp made Heero shiver. It's no eyes shade. The way it would move it's plug, all sly and creepy. The overly deep voice it possessed, and repeated his name. Heero came to the conclusion that the lamp had to be destroyed once and for all, and it was his job to do so.
Wufei didn't care what Duo was doing, he thought it was rude for everybody to blame him. He just had nothing but the best intentions in mind. Why did everybody have to blame him? He was just trying to bring justice in the time of the communication lost. When they catch up to where Duo is, Wufei's plans to make his speech to clear his name in front of humans, germs, and lamp alike.
When they reached Duo room, music was blaring so loud that it was impossible to hear anything else. Why they didn't notice it before? They were so deep in thought that everything else was nothing but background. They slowly opened the door, and was slammed back to the wall by a wall of noise. Wufei suddenly realized what Duo was doing by the noise he heard. He quickly stood up, and shoved his way into Duo's room. "DUO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PLAYING DDR WITHOUT ME! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T PLAY AGAIN UNTIL WE HAD OUR REMATCH! I WON'T LET YOU WIN! I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN!"
Duo finished doing Only You when he realized that Wufei was behind him breathing heavily for some reason. "Hi Wu-bear! What are you so upset about? Do you want to play too?"
Everybody else entered the room to see Wufei strangling Duo with all he has. Heero and Trowa pulled Wufei off of Duo as Quatre went to see if Duo was alright. Duo choked on the air he was desperatly trying to get into his lungs. Quatre finally got a good look around the room while everyone, except Duo, was trying to help calm down Duo. "Uh… Duo?"
"Yes Quatre."
"Where are all the germs, and the lamp? Aren't you going to do some revenge or something like that? A fashion maybe?"
"Huh? Fashion show?"
"Or maybe a picture?" Asked Trowa.
"Picture? What are you talking about?"
Heero walked up to Duo. "Don't you remember? You said you were going to send an army of germs because Wufei didn't give you a cookie."
"Oh! That! I changed my mind."
Eveybody's jaw dropped to the floor. "Changed your mind?" They all asked.
"Yes! When I started collecting my army, I got really tired, and bored with the idea, so I just decided to play DDR. Want to play?"
Although all were disappointed with how shohrt of an attention span Duo had, they all played anyway. Heero and Trowa were sturggling at light mode. Quatre was doing really well on standard. Duo and Wufei kept competing with each other on heavy and challenge mode. Poor Wufei, he's still unable to beat Duo.
