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Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter!


How Sick is Your Mind?

Chapter 2


"Albus...I would like to have a word with you if you don't mind..."

"Of course, Severus...You know I always have time for you..."

"Uh...thank you, sir..."

Silence...

"Why are you looking at me like that...?"

"Well, dear boy, I must say you look different in this light...I mean that in a good way..."

"Thank you, sir...just please don't look at me like that..."

"Very well..."

More silence.

"I...um...wanted to talk to you about Potter, Albus."

"Yes...He is an awfully gifted boy..."

"Sir..do you think that you should do that while I'm here...It makes me a bit uncomfortable..."

"Oh! But it's so much fun, Severus...you should really join...great source of...excercise..."

"But, Sir...Don't you think it will be looked down upon by the board members?"

"I can't see why it would...C'mon Severus...just get comfortable and relax..."

"Oh...fine..."

Sounds of clothing ruffling and two small thuds on the floor.

Heavy breathing. A sigh.

"Wow...albus..I must say you are good at this..."

"I've had lots of practice..."

A few more moments silence and then a groan.

"Ok...my turn..."

Sounds of movement.

Silence and then labored breathing.

"How long have you been doing this, my boy..."

"Since I was 16...and don't call me 'my boy' while I'm doing this...it makes me feel akward..."

"Very well then...just hurry up...I want another go..."

"Gladly..."

The door opened, and Minerva McGonagall stepped into the room and covered her eyes with her hands.

"Albus! You should be working, not playing around."

"But Minerva...oh! would you like to join..?"

a sigh...

"no."

"but Severus and I are having oh so much fun..."

"No...! Good bye, Albus..I'm going back to my quarters..."

"Bye, Minerva! Now severus...continue...good..."

Minerva closed the door and sighed exasperatedly.

"What the hell is it with the headmaster and playing that damndance dance game!"


HAHA! Well, that was entertaining to write! I hope you liked it! Please review and tell me! If you have any requests for some pairings (odd or not) just review and tell me! Thankies! I love you all! (huggle) Alright Sevvie, take it away!

Severus: Just read, review, and enjoy...or else she might pair me with someone like...Fudge or something...(shudder)

Me: (evil glint) oooo...that sounds like an interesting pairing...

Severus: (cries in the corner) NOOOOOOO!