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The mob finally made it to Loku, Mimi, and Kyuki's guild on Neopets, The Insane Spamming Hobos of Sporks!

"Gawd, Neopets is sooooo GAY!" scoffed Ginny.

"What was that, you little shit?" Loku said menacingly, holding one o those mace thingys.

"That Neopets is so great and wonderful and not GAY!" Ginny rephrased, overly happy of course.

"Thats what I thought you said,"

Inside there were a couple of the members sitting around just chillin.

"PMGZ! SCOTTY AND SPOOKIE! YAAAY!" cheered Loku as she scurried over to her fellow guild members and gave them life-squeezing-out-of bear hugs, "I MISSSED YOU GUYS!"

"Ahem, Restraining Order," stated Scotty as she held up an official looking document.

"Oh, heheh, right," said Loku nervously as she stepped 10 feet away from them.

Loku, Mimi, and Kyuki ran around the guild being retarded while everyone else searched for clues. Well, almost everyone.

Disturbing moans of pleasure and stuff were heard from a closet that appeared out of no where.

"Oh dear lord, WHY?! WHY did you put them back together? You cut it off before you told what happened during the fight!" complained Ginny.

"Well, Mimi told me too make them fuck more so, yeah," Loku said, jabbing a thumb behind her at Mimi. Mimi waved enthusiastically before running off to go fuck Dr. Hobo some more.

15 minutes and 3 donuts later...

"Damnit, we haven't found anything that has to do with the Golden Spork!" said a frustrated and slightly sugar high Loku. Suddenly, a random fuckoff monkey came up and raped Loku and ran away screaming "SCORE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" cried totally pissed off Loku.

"Heehee, that was my idea too!" shouted Mimi from across the guild. "Good thing it used a condom!" she added.

"Okay, that was one of the sickest and most disturbing things so far in this chapter," said a violently vommiting Harry between retching.

"HELL YEAH IT WAS! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKTARDED MONKEY!" screamed an enraged Loku as she stormed around knocking everything in her path down and throwing random items.

"HEY LOOK AT OUR BABY!" hollered Mimi as she held up a drunken looking peewee headed blob-like baby.

At this point everyone fainted from all the disturbed-ness.

They all woke up 2 hours later though, strangly all at the same time.

"Please, please tell me that was all a horrible messed up nightmare," pleaded Loku groggily.

"It was a horrible messed up nightmare," said Kyuki.

"Really?"

"No."

"DAMN!"

The sound of glass shattering and crashing to the ground filled the air. This triggered lots of loud screaming for some reason. Who was this teddy-shaped figure that just crashed through the window?

MR. FUCK?! AND HE'S BACK FOR REVENGE!

His raggedy body was covered in guns and weapons. Oh shit. This bear is ready to kill.

"YAY! Mr. Fuck! My beloved teddy!" Harry squealed with joy as he ran over and hugged Mr. Fuck, oblivious to the weapons n shit lining his body.

Mr. Fuck pushed Harry off of him and heaved a giant machine gun over his shoulder, "FUCK YOU! YOU THREW ME AGAINST THE WALL FOR NO FUCKIN REASON! I'MA KILL YOU BIATCH!"

"But you told me to go fuck Dudley for fun when I asked you!" he retorted.

"Oh that. Well uhhhh, THAT WAS A JOKE ASSHOLE! YOU ALL MUST FUCKING DROP DEAD!" he bellowed in a big tough guy voice. He began rapidly firing his machine gun in a 360 motion. Mostly at Harry though. But no one can die in this story unless I say so, so yeah. It was WORHTLESS! BWHAHAHA!

Gary noticed Mr. Fuck and was immediately turned on. Snails believe in love at first sight, no? No. Oh, ok. Well in this story they do.

"Meow, meow meeeeeoooooowwww. Meow meow. Meow meow meow?" Gary meowed seductively as he slithered over to Mr. Fuck.

"Eh? What the--" Mr. Fuck was totally in love with the adorable little snail and dropped his gun in shock.

Mr. Fuck picked Gary up and without saying another word dived out the other window and ran of into the distance.

"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST USED THE SAME WINDOW! Son of a whoring muthr frucker..." Loku muttered.

"God, are all the males in this story GAY?!" exclaimed Ginny.

"I'm not!" came Ron's muffled shout from the closet.

"But the gays are so adorable! Just look at Xandir!" Loku once again swooned.

Scotty suddenly entered the conversation again, "Uh, can we go now?"

"You're excused," replied Mimi, gesturing towards the door.

Scotty and Spookie were out of there in a flash, mentally disturbed for life.

"WAIT! I NEED DR. HOBO'S AUTOGRAPH! WAAAIT!" were the distorted cries of Scotty from off the page.

"Damnit Scotty, you're not in the story anymore so just shut up!" yelled an already pissed of Loku.

"Hey, look! A postcard just came for us!" Harry said, waving a postcard around and displaying it for all to see.

On the front it read: JUST MARRIED! and had a photo of Gary and Mr. Fuck in typical wedding attire in Las Vegas.

"Awh, isn't that just precious? We'll hang it on the wall!" said Loku cheerfully as she stuck it to the wall with a piece of gum.

"Where the hell did that gum come from?" asked another random member of the group.

"From your ass, dipshit. Actually, I don't know. I just made it appear so I could stick the picture on the wall," replied Loku.

"HEY LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND IN DR. HOBO'S JACKET! HOOOOCH!" screamed Kyuki wildly as she waved around a couple bottles of alchohol.

"YAAAY!" cheered the remaining members of the bunch as they gathered around Kyuki.

Well, I think I'll end it here. Was the long enough for ya? Huh? Huh? Eh, sorry if you were slightly disturbed at some parts...Mimi made up some of the parts to put in since I didn't really know what I should do for this chapter. Heh. Well, as always I tell you to review and you do it. Now on 3, 1.....2......3....REVIEW!