Wow, only 3 reviews?! Man, tough crowd. You guys suck. Heh, oh well! xD I shall respond to my reader's reviews as I am very bored.

Phantom of Insanity - YAAAY! SCOTTY! I want your box of muffins! -steals- muhahahaha... Also, I am going to pretend that the squirrel in the 2nd chapter was Foamy! BWHAHAHA! xD

Mimiko ;D - See, I added your ideas to the chapter! YAY! Although, I think the random fuckoff monkey was a little much...but still really funny xD. At least, I thought it was funny! -cricket, cricket- FINE! FUCK YOU PEOPLE!

I think I say fuck too much, but at least not as much as Mimi, she lives for fucking, man. Hah hopefully she doesn't stab me after this chapter! xD

Oh, and maybe it was just me, but I thought the last chapter was kind of on the borderline between PG-13 and R, what do you think? D: This one probably will be too... xD;


We rejoin the story as Kyuki wildly waves around a couple bottles of hooch.

"WHEEE! LET'S ALL GET DRUNK!" screamed Mimi as she flopped onto the floor, suffering from a major laugh attack.

"Oh god, you guys are all so crazy it wouldn't even matter if you got drunk," sighed Ginny, shaking her head.

Of course nobody listened to Ginny, and proceeded to pounce on Kyuki for the many bottles of hooch stuffed in Doc Hobo's jacket.

2 hours and 15 large bottles of hooch later....

It was pretty chaotic in the guild right now. Mostly a lot of fucking.

Everyone (and I mean everyone) got drunk. Ginny and Harry were fucking right there on the floor, Ron and Hermione were fucking in the closet (how is this different than normal?), Mimi and Dr. Hobo....oh dear lord lets just skip them, and the only ones not fucking were Kyuki and Loku.

"Maaaan, I need some one to fnuck," said a very tipsy Loku.

She congured up Ben, that really hot guy from Church, into the room.

"BEEEEEN! LET'S FUCK, BEN!" she screeched drunkenly as she threw herself at him.

"NOOO! WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled a confused Ben.

"SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!" Loku screeched.

We interupt this fanfiction for an important announcement.

Don't have sex. You will get climitia, and you will die. Thank you.

We now continue with your regularly scheduled fanfic.

"AHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHH! Just lose it. AHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHH! Just lose it,"

Kyuki, still drunk of course, ran around the room naked singing to Eminem "Just Lose It" screaming like a deranged hobo person.

"All these kiddies, on my lap. Guess whos back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case--"

CRASH! "SHET UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYIN TO FNUCK OVER HERES!" shouted Dr. Hobo, throwing a bottle at Kyuki, but thankfully missing. Just when you thought he couldn't get anymore drunk...

Lots of other random alchohol-influenced activites went on that night which Loku was just to lazy to write and decided to skip it and go to the next day.

"Uuuuugggghhhh, major hangover, man," groaned Loku.

"Where the hell am I? Why am I naked? Why are YOU naked? WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED?!" screamed a terrified Ben.

Loku sighed, and swifty made Ben dissappear from the fanfic.

Everyone woke up at their respective times, each moaning about their hangovers and not remembering what happened the previous night.

"Why do I feel like me and Harry had world shattering animal sex last night?" asked Ginny to no one in particular. Harry turned an unflattering, deep red, and ran from the room mumbling something about going to buy some groceries n shit.

"Maybebecauseyoudid," coughed Kyuki.

"Yeah, and Hermy and Ron too. But they don't really count since they do that all the time," Loku said, shrugging.

"SHIIIIIIIT!" yelled Ginny, panicking and running around in circles. "Ooooh wait till that boy gets back! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"

"Jeeze, everyone wants to kill Harry. First Mr. Fuck, and now Ginny? Who's next?" said Kyuki.

"Didn't we all just have incredibly painful hangovers a second ago?" said Hermione, suddenly appearing next to Loku.

"GAH! Where did you come from?!"

"Blame my parents..." said Hermione, rolling her eyes.

"Eh...Here's $50, don't tell anyone I made the hangovers go away," Loku whispered, handing Hermione $50.

"YAY!" cheered Hermy, spazzing out about the $50 and running around showing it to everyone. "FIFFFFFFFTYYYYYYY! THATS MORE THAN YOU, HA!" Hermy was standing right in front of the door when--

The door suddenly slammed open, Hermy was squished against the wall, and Harry stomped into the room, holding several grocery bags.

"YAY! I'M BAAACK!" yelled Harry.

"Erg, why does everyone have to YELL?! We're all in the same goddamn room!" complained Loku.

"Hey, I haven't said practically ANYTHING this chapter!" whined Mimi.

"I want some bacon!" wailed Ron.

"My foots asleep!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! JUST SHUT UP PEOPLE, JUST SHUT UUUUUUP!" Loku screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Jeeze, and you were the complaining about yelling," Ginny remarked, rolling her eyes.

Loku pulled out a gun and shot Ginny in the head. "ANYONE ELSE WANNA PISS ME OFF?!"

Everyone violently shook their heads and stared anywhere but at Loku.

Loku took a deep breath and smiled, "Good. Now, Harry, what did you bring for us?"

Harry instantly brightened as he rummaged through the bags, "I bought some beef jerky, a rubber chicken, some bacon--"

"YAAAAY! BACON!" interrupted Ron. Loku shot him in the head too and let Harry continue listing the items.

"--some floss, some playboy mag--I mean uhhhh magazines, and this great novel titled, "How to Find the Magical Golden Spork by Dr. F.G. Hobo!"

Everyone stared at him with jaws dropped and eyes bulging out.

Excitment radiated through the group as Loku snatched the book out of Harry's grasp and skimmed the pages feverishly.

"Hmm...rbbr chkens....wffles...flss oftn....Gldn Sprk...." Loku mumbled while her eyes searched the pages for information.

"EUREKA! We have to go to the....what? That can't be right...It says we have to go to Malfoy Manor to get the map that leads to the Golden Spork," said Loku, utterly dumbfounded.

"YAAAY! MALFOY'S HOUSE!" cried Harry dancing around the room happily.

"No, Harry, that's bad," explained Hermione.

Harry stopped in mid-groove, "Oh." They all stood in silence.

"Well...I guess we should to go Malfoy's place now," said Loku awkwardly.

Loku magically made Ginny and Ron alive again and they all left to go to Malfoy's House. YAY! Wait, I mean, BOO!


Well, that was the much awaited crapass 5th chapter! WOO HOO! Now, this time I shall tell you to review...in SONG!

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