Woo hoo! 5 reviews! I'm so happy I could kiss you all!....if you weren't all miles away and yeah. o.0
Heh, I like calling Hermione Hermy, it's fun! xD
Hermy Hermy Hermy Hermy Hermy
OK, ummm yeah. I think I'll respond to my reviews now! :3
AandKerock - YAAAAY! I'm so happy you reviewed, you have no idea how much it means to me to get a review from someone other than one of my friends that I made read my fic xD Bwhahahaha! I hope I inflict more pain on you during the rest of the fic! D Yay!
Phantom of Insanity - NOOO! YOU DIDN'T EAT A MUFFIN TODAY AND GET HYPER?! BAD SCOTTY, BAD! :0 Anyway, you just gave me a great idea for this chapter! And I totally forgot that GIR was one of the characters in the story, so I'll make sure he gets a good part in this chapter! ;D
OH! I wanted to add one o them disclaimer thingies just because I want to x)
DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own anything. Well, except for Mr. Fuck! -hisssss- HE'S MIIIIINE! o.0;
Well, here it goes...
"Hmmm.....how are we gonna get in?" asked Loku, craning her neck to see at the end of the annoyingly long driveway of Malfoy Manor.
"OOOO! I KNOWZ!" screeched GIR. He pulled out a cellphone and rapidly dialed the numbers. Riiiiiiing.......Riiiiiing.....
"Uhm, hello?" came the voice of none other than Scotty.
"HIIIIII! I UNNO WHO YOU ARE CUZ I JUST PUSHED RANDOM BUTTONS.....BUT WE NEEDS TO GET IN THE BIG SHINY HOUSE FOR THE SPORKY THINGY!!" explained GIR.
"OMGZ! GIIIIIIIR! I'LL DO AAAANYTHING FOR YOOOOOU! I send over some spork-splosives right now!" squealed Scotty.
Three seconds later, 2 giant crates of spork-splosives fell out of the sky and landed with a loud CRASH AND OTHER COOL SOUND EFFECTS next to the band of people.
"Spiffy!" cheered Loku. "Alright, we need to formulate a plan. Any ideas?"
No one said anything. Harry opened his mouth for a second, but then closed it.
"Okaaaaay...so no one has a plan?" said Loku, scratching her head.
"LET'S JUST THROW THE GODDAMN SPORKS!" yelled a random member of the group in the back.
Loku shrugged, "Works for me,"
They were soon pelting Malfoy's house with the sporky bombs. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! (A/N: new style of evil laughter! xD)
"EEEEHEEEEHEEEEHEEE! THE HOUSE, IT ESPLODING! LIKE THAT COMMERCIAL WHEN THE WHOLE FAMILY GET'S DIAREHA!" GIR screeched, rolling around with laughter.
Some place with a TV....
"AHH! MOMMY! SPLOOSH"
"BAHAHAHAHA! I love this commercial..."
When the house was thoroughly blown to bits, they started their long, long journey up the steep driveway.
After 2 days and 1 night, they reached the top of the Malfoys' driveway.
"Jesus Christ, these people must not get out often if they have to go down this thing," panted Ginny, collapsing in front of the smoldering doorway. They all started exploring around the remnants of the estate.
On closer inspection, Loku found a small hand-crafted sign the used to hang on the door that meracuously wasn't incinerated.
"Oh.....shiiiiiiiiit...." said Loku, eyes wide with fear. "Guys....this isn't Malfoy's house!"
The whole lot of them was soon crowed around Loku, gazing at the sign that read:
The Smith's Estate
Once everyone contemplated the sign and realization dawned on them, they all looked up at eachother with huge eyes, and then at the smoldering crater that was once the Smith's mansion.
All at once everyone started freaking out and panicking. After about 10 minutes of screaming, bleeding, running around in circles, hitting, and blowing stuff up, Loku pointed out the real Malfoy Mansion, that of which the driveway was twice as long. Everyone groaned at this.
Another 2 days and 1 night later, they reached the foot of Malfoy Manor. Then blah blah blah they took 4 days and 3 nights to get to Malfoy's place.
"GODDAMN MALFOY AND HIS PAINFULLY LONG DRIVEWAY!" Harry bellowed, kicking the mansion, resulting in a throbbing toe.
"Well, we used up all the spork-splosives on the Smith's place, soooo...now what?" Loku once again questioned the group.
"OOO! MEEEEEE!" yelled GIR, jumping up and down and waving his arms around. Not waiting for a response of acknowledgement from Loku, he stated his plan, "We should all throw dooky at the windows and ride piggies on the roof!"
They all once again shrugged, and proceeded to pelt dooky at Malfoy's house.
"WHEEEEE! THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE COMMERCIAL WITH THE ESPLODING HOUSE!"
The same place with the TV...
"AHH! MOMMY! BOOM"
"BAHAHAHAHA! This is even funnier than that diahrea commercial!"
"FUCK FUCKITY FUCKERSON!" shouted Mimi randomly in an attempt to actually say something in this chapter.
Ramming through the door, the group found Malfoy wrapped up tight in a straight jacket, lying on his side mumbling incoherently.
"I KNEW HE WAS CRAZY!" shouted Kyuki, pointing a finger at the quivering Draco.
"What's this? Guests for Draco? Heeheehee...." Draco murmered.
"ALRIGHT WE KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCKIN GOLDEN SPORK IS!" Loku said, holding a large mallet over Draco's head.
"I swear, I knows noth--"
BANG BANG! "TALK BITCH!"
"BULL SHIT! I SAY KILL HIM NOW!" Ginny said, gabbing him in the neck with a gun.
"OK, OK! I keep the map....in my fanny! For comical purposes!" cried Draco.
Hermione bent down and unwinded a knob that had suddenly appeared on Draco's ass. She pulled out a stop sign, a plate of waffles, a pointy knife, and finally an old tattered map.
Ron's eyes shifted from left to right, and then swiftly kicked Draco in the side, causing him to yelp in pain.
"Ron!" Hermy said sternly.
"Hermione!" Ron whined.
"RON!" Ginny yelled.
"Ginny!" Harry wailed.
"Harry!" Loku said, giving him the evil eye.
"LOOOOKU!" Kyuki screamed, suddenly propelling herself forward for some unknown reason and knocking her to the ground.
"Mimi!" Mimi cried suddenly.
"GLARF!" Draco abruptly yowled.
Everyone turned to stare at Draco, then at each other.
"Uh...I guess we should just leave," Loku once again said awkwardly.
Following their quiet escape from Malfoy Manor, they all collapsed in exaustion.
When they woke, a member of their posse was missing.
"Where the hell is GIR?"
"RUUUUUN PIGGIE PIGGIE, RUUUUUN!" were the far away cries of GIR riding a pig on top of Malfoy's roof.
Heehee, wasn't that just great? xD Well, I thought it was funny, so you should too! Damn...how should I tell you to review this time? Hmmm...OH I KNOW!
OK BITCHES I'LL KILL DRACO IF YOU DON'T REVIEW! -mimics Ginny's gabing Draco in the throat-
Draco: HELP MEEEEEE!
QUIET YOU! -gabs again-
