YAAAAAAAAY! They got the map! WOO HOO! YEAYUH! OK, anyway. I'm not responding to my reviews this time out of puuuuure Grade A laziness! -twitch- SPAZ! o.o

Sorry...I tend to randomly spaz lately. o.0;

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After rescuing GIR from the rabid piggy, they stood around doing nothing.

"Soo...now that we have the map, what do we do now?" asked Ginny.

"Uh, I dunno. Maybe we should look at the map?" suggested Hermy.

"Nah, screw the map, I say.....BREAK DANCE PARTY!" screamed Loku, spazzing out and twitching uncontrolably.

An eruption of excited cheers of agreement resounded from the group.

"Yeah, finding the Golden Spork is gonna be easy from now on! Nothing can possibly go wrong!" said Ron, obviously jinxing it, but everyone was to deliriously insane at the moment to notice or care.

"Yea, dawgs. Les git down and start freakin, yo. Fo sho! Nuff said, let's stank dis place up!" Harry said, trying to act all black gangsta and doing some kind of weird ganster pose.

Everyone just stared at him and blinked.

"What the fuck did he just say?" asked a very confused Ron.

"Oh, that was just Harry's sad attempt to be zebra. I believe he said: Yeah, guys. Let's get down and start physically dancing really close. For sure! Enough said, let's stink this place up," explained Loku with her extensive slang knowledge.

(A/N: Zebra: White person trying to act black, just incase you couldn't figure it out. xD)

"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, NIGGA?!" Harry yelled, advancing on Loku.

"A ZEBRA, ZEBRA! NOW STOP TRYING TO ACT BLACK!" Loku yelled back.

"You're just hatin' cuz I'm black, foo," Harry retorted, oblivious to Loku's quickly rising short temper.

"GODDAMN YOU! YOU'RE NOT BLACK, ASSHOLE! YOU HEAR ME? NOT BLACK AND NOT A GANGSTER! SO JUST SHUT UUUUUUUUP!" Loku screamed at the top of her lungs, her temper finally snapping.

Harry backed off and shrunk into the shadows.

"He wants us to stink this place up? I don't get it..." said Ron, still confused and equally as oblivious as Harry.

"YOU SHUT UP TOO!" bellowed Loku, now turning on Ron, eyes blazing red and foaming at the mouth.

"Eep...OK!" squeaked Ron.

"HEY! I thought we were gonna have a break dance party!!!" screeched GIR.

"OH! RIGHT!" Loku said. Their surroundings suddenly turned white. Loku then made them all appear in this big spiffy place with a flashy dance floor and cool music and shit like that.

"YAAAY!" cheered GIR, already starting to break dance and stuff.

"GIR! GIR! GIR!" chanted the group as he started doing the worm and spinning around on his head and other cool break dance moves.

"Grrrr....that damn robot is getting all the attention. I CRAVE ATTENTION!" Harry grumbled. "OH! I KNOW! I'll show everyone my mad break dancing skills and kick that robot to the curb, yo!" he said, continuing his rant to no one in particular.

"HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!" Harry yelled, and suddenly started doing odd flopping around on the dance floor.

"Harry, what the HELL are you doing?" asked Ginny, weirded out by Harry's random spasm of movements.

"Uh...break dancing?" he said hopefully.

"No, Harry. Just, no."

Harry slumped and crept off the dance floor as GIR continued his uber cool dancing.

Plaster blasted everywhere, as usual triggering loud screaming.

"GASP! Lord Slash'n'Stab?!?!?" yelled Mimi, pointing at the figure that had appeared in the large gapping hole in the ceiling.

"Ha ha ha! I shall steal this map for no particular reason! Ha ha ha!" Lord Slash'n'Stab said, snatching the unguarded map off a nearby table and flew away on his evil dragon laughing...evily.

"Get back here with my boyfriend!" yelled Xandir, suddenly leaping across the hole after Lord Slash'n'Stab, who had stolen the lamp containing his boyfriend in Episode 3.

"XAAANDIR!"

"SHUT UP, LOKU!" everyone and a few bystanders shouted.

"DAMMIT! This is all your fault, Ron!" Ginny roared.

Everyone turned and started to advance on Ron, when Kyuki suddenly spoke up.

"NO! This is not the answer! Let's just go kill the Lord Stabby guy and get the map back! Killing Ron won't solve anything! Besides, Ron is HOT!" Kyuki ranted. Ron blushed and Hermy glared menacingly at Kyuki.

"Eew, Kyuki. No, just no," said Loku, disgusted at Kyuki's sudden liking for Ron.

"Fuck you!" said Kyuki, flipping off Loku.

"Fuck you!" mimiced Loku in a stupid high voice.

"That's real immiture!" Kyuki retorted.

"That's real immiture!" Loku repeated in the same exaggerated voice.

"You know what? I'm just gonna be quiet now," said Kyuki exasperatedly.

"GOOD!" replied Loku, sticking her tongue out.

"Well, I guess I'll just end the chapter here!" said Loku as she typed Well, I guess I'll end the chapter here!


GASP! OH NO! THE MAP HAS BEEN STOLEN! :0 Heh, don't worry, they'll get it back...eventually. e.e;

Hmm...OH! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

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