In honor of Thanksgiving (and because he lost a bet), Ron will be preforming a special Thanksgiving number just for you!


We rejoin the story at a blank stage with a regal red curtain streched behind.

"Go! Go out there NOW!" the voice of Loku urgently murmered.

"No WAY! I'm not going out there like THIS!" Ron quietly complained.

"DO IT BITCH!"

Ron suddenly got shoved on stage. The curtains pulled back to reveal a festive Thanksgiving backdrop.

Lively music started playing from some unknown source as Ron (dressed in a ridiculous turkey costume and a scowl on his face) started doing a funny jig and flapping his wings.

"Dun da da da! Ooooh I'm some stupid turkey, as stupid as they come! Cut off my head--" at this line, a giant axe swooped down and chopped the fake turkey head off the top of Ron's head.

"--Stuff me with bread. Go and suck your thumb!--" Everyone leaped out from behind the huge feathers fanning out from behind Ron and joined in the last line of the song, "GO AND SUCK YOUR THUUUUUUUUMB!"

An explosion of laughter came from the group and the readers at home. LAUGH DAMN YOU! IT'S IN THE STORY SO LAUGH IT UP!

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" shouted everyone except Ron, who was pouting in the center.

"Man, I'm never playing cards with you guys again..." he grumbled, making his way though the crowd and stalking off stage.

The Next Day....

"HEY LOOK, RON! YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGE!" said Ginny in all caps.

"Oh.....my.....GOD!" Ron shrieked in horror.

The headline read: TURKEY BOY IS A RIOT! and had a silly, embarrassing picture of Ron doing the Turkey Jig.

"Oh! And it's also on the front of the Daily Prophet, New York Times, the Quibbler, Turkey Digest, and...WHAT THE HELL? PLAYBOY MONTHLY?!" listed Harry.

"NOOOOOOOOOO--huh? Playboy Monthly?" said Ron curiously, grabbing the magazine out of Harry's hands and running off to view it.

"GET BACK HERE WITH MY GODDAMN MAGAZINE YOU BLOODY TURKEY HUMPER!"

"I DO NOT HUMP TURKEYS!...ALL THE TIME!" were the cries of Ron in the distance.

"Now let us go and partake in our wonderous feast!" said Loku, ignoring Harry's pursuit of Ron. The group all nodded in agreement and began to follow Loku to their Thanksgiving feast.

THE EN--

"WAITAMINIT! WHERE'S DR. HOBO?!"

The scene panned over to an overstuffed, obese, greasy Dr. Hobo sitting at a long, wooden table surrounded by empty plates and turkey bones.

"BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!" burped Dr. Hobo. "Pleease...pass....the....gravey..." said Doc Hobo groggily.

"DOCTOR HOBO!!!" everyone yelled, pulling out pitchforks, torches, and some guns.

Ron finally returned to the story after disposing of the magazines proclaiming his turkey act (all except the playboy one, that is).

Taking in the scene, he whooped in joy, "This is my kind of Thanksgiving! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY! YEEEEEHAAAAAW!" he shouted, pulling out a shot gun and joining the mob in beating up Dr. Hobo.


So there you have it, an un-plot related Thanksgiving fizzlet for your enjoyment! Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Also, I drew this cute pic that goes with the story, check it out: free webs.c om / monk ey gurl 166/ tur key. jpg Just take out the spaces! Btw, it takes awhile to load, so I suggest do something else while you wait. o.o;