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Yuna sat there staring at everyone dumbly. They were all drunk and were stinky and Yuna still wore the helmet on her head, the last thing she heard about Seifer is that he is going to torture her friends. Everyone toasted her and all she did was nod her head. A young man with dark purple, light brown hair and was wearing a red robe with golden trims at the end walked over towards her. He swung his hands around her shoulders then knocked at her helmet.
"Take off you're helmet" he said spilling wine of her armour.
"Err...I love my helmet" Yuna said pushing his hands away from her shoulders.
He laughed then tried to take it off. Yuna jumped away from him then held both hands up as if trying to protect her helmet.
"Do not touch the Helmet" Yuna said trying to act tough.
"Just take it off," he said getting angry.
"I have helmet head," Yuna said quickly.
"C'mon"
"No"
"Now!"
Yuna stared at him blankly then said, "I order you to...sit down and drink more...yeah"
He shrugged then left her alone. She had to do something quick before they blow her cover and before Seifer gets his hands on her friends.
Rikku sat in front of Zell, Tidus and Squall as Seifer entered, he looked magnificent in those black robes. Rikku was hoping he would stack it again like last time. He smiled at her and she sneered at him. Rikku stood up then stared at him. He stopped in front of their cell then grinned evilly at them.
"Where are your little friends?" Rikku asked nastily.
Seifer clicked his fingers and a dozen soldiers came running up to him.
"Ohhhh" Rikku said sarcastically.
One of them unlocked their cell and Seifer walked in he pointed at Rikku and one of them came in and grabbed her by the arm and tugged. Zell immediately took Rikku's other arm.
"Let go arse hole" he grumbled.
"Shut up you wipe my granny's arse so what you talking about" Zell spat.
The soldier that was taking Rikku had black hair and light green eyes; he was wearing a black uniform and had a big moustache. He pulled Rikku so hard that she cried out in pain. Zell kicked him and grabbed Rikku and shoved her behind him. Tidus and Squall were standing up next to Zell ready to fight.
"Get them to the torture room Duke hanbery must be there already" Seifer murmured to one of them then walked off.
"You wanna fight? Then C'mon" Tidus yelled as four of them entered the cell.
"Exercising is good" Zell said jumping up and down and punching any one that came near him.
Tidus did a mini fly kick and one of them flew out of the cell.
"Now that gotta hurt" Tidus said grinning, "Ohh does it hurt?"
Rikku grabbed a bunch oh hay that was in the cell and shoved it in a tall dark man's mouth. She giggled then bit one of them.
"You don't want to mess with the rat," Zell advised.
Ten minutes later they threw the twelve of them in the cell and locked them up. Rikku was teasing them. She was poking her tongue at them. They whooped in laughter then was about to head out of the cell when three-dozen came charging at them.
Yuna watched in disgust as one of them snorted and his entire snort when into his wine. By now all of then were drunk or either asleep in the mess hall.
"Take that for trying to take my helm" Yuna whispered to the purple eyes man as she poured wine on his head. He mumbled but didn't wake. Yuna ran out of the mess hall and started to enter the dungeon when Seifer emerged. Yuna muttered curses then pretended to be drunk.
"Ah you pwetty lassie" Yuna said staggering towards him, "Drink with me".
"Sir Kaze" Seifer said. (A/n pwetty is not a spelling mistake lolz}
"You're my mummy? OOuh mummy I love you I want some milky" Yuna said as she pretended to fall to the ground.
"I'm not your mother" Seifer said quickly
"Not mummy? Must be sister!" Yuna said as she got up and swayed, "make my hair sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Good night to you Sir Kaze" Seifer said.
"Bye bye doggy" Yuna said waving at him then falling backwards and landed in a thump as if trying to convince him that she was really drunk. Seifer walked out and disappeared. Yuna got up then muttered "Stupid one" then dashed into the dungeon.
They were tied up against the wall in rows. A dirty looking man with one eye was talking to the soldiers. His hair was a mess and he got big pimples everywhere. Rikku flinched as she saw what was lying on the table. She saw a pilliwinkes (A/n pilliwinkes are this thing that crushes your hand shiver it's crazy) a sharp pointy stick and hot coals in the centre of the room. The men were taking out a large table and laid it in front of them.
"This as you could see is the torture table" the soldier smirked
"It could kill you in an instant" another one added showing them what looks to be a rope.
"Is that a rope" Zell asked trying hard not to laugh "Could kill us in an instant you're one crazy shit"
"No idiot" the soldier growled, "Watch"
He gripped the rope hard and it started hissing.
"Snake" Zell mumbled shivering.
He grinned then put it down on the table then whispered "have fun" and then closed the door behind them.
They were already getting uncomfortable and Rikku couldn't stop fidgeting. The rest soldiers turned and left them with the ugly man. He turned to them and grinned. Most of his teeth were broken or black and his shirt was all wet from his sweat. Rikku's eyes were twitching. The man did a little dance and the four of them stared at him in terror of his craziness.
"I'm I'm gonna cry" Rikku whispered to Zell.
Zell looked at her in terror and the man started speaking gibberish. Rikku was terrified, she had never seen man like him before and it scares her. He was carrying a whip in his hands and was singing to them. He got close to Rikku and yelled "WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Rikku started whimpering.
"You stink" Rikku cried
He whipped her hands and she cried out in pain.
"Oi leave her alone," Zell yelled.
"Yeah you ugly monster" Squall spat.
"Scary chicken head" Tidus yelled.
He turned his head slowly towards them, his eyes burgling out in anger.
"You stupid boy" he spat angrily. They could see tears in the back of his eyes. Zell grinned then spoke in Janish to his friends. (A/n Janish is a language that we made up Lolz)
"Insult him more he looks like he is going to cry" Zell laughed in Janish
"My hands hurts" Rikku moaned in the same language
"C'mon girl we need your month" Squall spoke carefully because he only can talk little of Janish but can understand well.
"Look at that cow he is going to cry c'mon mouth power" Tidus grinned as he spoke in Janish.
The man stared at them furious he whipped all of them yelling "You talking about me?"
Rikku thought for a moment then yelled "You are like the hideous man I have ever seen, have anyone ever told you that?"
"Like hell yeah stupid ugly and mean"
"Yeah meanie meanie meanie chuck you in the bin" Zell sang
"Cause we know good is gonna win" Squall continued singing along
"You got the whip but we have the mouth" Tidus yelled
"Yeah so get lost you stupid cow," Rikku screamed.
The man held up his hands as though he surrendered he was whimpering and his eyes were dancing madly. He took out his sword and was about to strike Rikku with it when a person in armour came charging towards him and tackled him to the ground. He pushed the knight off him and pulled the knight's helmet.
"You arse hole" Yuna yelled, "I love that helmet!"
He tackled her and she fell flat her armour clanking as she did. He gave her a hard punch in the stomach and sent her flying to the other end of the room. All her friends were yelling out to her in terror and fear that the insane man is going to kill her. He drew his sword again and Yuna drew hers. She blocked him and all her friends cheered.
"Yuna hit under" Tidus yelled.
"Uh huh" Yuna said breathlessly as he drew his sword down her left arm.
Yuna kicked him hard in the stomach while her friends insulted him. Yuna did two cartwheels and grabbed a mace, she hit him in the head with it and he fell into a faint. She slumbered down breathlessly and blinked at her friends. Her friends didn't know that to say.
"Where the hell did you learn that from?" Rikku asked in amazement, she had forgotten the pain on her hand.
"The sword fighting from Tidus" Yuna said puffing as she grinned at him, "And the rest I have no idea".
Yuna pulled herself up and walked over to her friends she cut them loose and when Zell was about to say something she fell into a faint, Tidus caught her right in time before she hit the ground.
"She's wounded" Squall murmured.
They heard approaching footsteps and they all stared at the door.
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