OHHH MUH GAAAAWD! I'm soooooo happy! -insane eye twitch- So many good reviews! ANNNND I gots me a new bf! YAYNESS! HE'S SO COOOL! -cough- Not that you INSENSITIVE ASSHOLES care about MY SOCIAL LIFE! I shall make you all happy too by responding and handing out the muffins I promised! -hands out muffins- Eh, sorry. I don't have $100. I'm broke. Heh.
Lady Moofin - Thankies! I enjoy writing it! xD -le gasp- YOU were on NEOPETS?! :0 Heh, I actually don't chat on the boards much anymore since all the people I chat with are the people on the guild board in TISHOS! :3 Muffins are like the best thing in exsistence. Except Axe, man that stuff is good. -ahem- ANYWAY lmao, married to the Moofin Man xD. Well....I'm married to Chris, so THERE! xP -thinks- Hmmm...I have been wanting to add more characters to the plot so -shrug- I guess I'll add you. xD But I am the secretest of secret Muffin Queen! POSEEEEER! -hiss- Heh. Yes, Draco shall stalk the group, good idea! x3
ThomasBenecke - Yesh, I is teh crazies xDDD I don't know what the Golden Spork shall be used for, but I don't want to give away any of the ideas I might have. ;D
Nelys1 - Heh, I just started reading JTHM. I really like Zim, so I figured I'd like JTHM too! They're like, nothing the same though. o.o; I love the one when he goes to Heaven and explodes peoples' heads! xD -dies laughing- SQUEEEE!
yoblossom - Yes, I turn lots of people into demented spork-loving psychos....YAY! xD
Evien - Heh, thanks dude. I shall put you in a random part! xD
Rose Black - Um, there is no point really. I just like to write stupid pointless funny shit. If you don't like my pointless little story, then get the hell out. o.0;
OK, now on with the chapter!!!!
When we last left this insane group of...people?, they were contemplating how to find Lord Slash'n'Stab and get the map back.
"Ya know, I wish someone with an endless supply of muffins would just appear out of no where and wasn't mean like Loku," Harry suddenly said.
"HIIIIIIII!" yelled a mysterious girl, leaping out of a nearby garbage can wearing a giant muffin crown and a spiffy cape thingy and a septer and a muffin on her shirt and all the typical ruler-type stuff. "MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE!" she shouted, throwing muffins everywhere.
"Man, I'm good! I wish for...a rabid chimpanzie!" Harry squealed, practically pissing his pants in excitment. He gazed fixedly around, waiting for a rabid chimpanzie to appear out of nowhere. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
"DAMN!" he yelled when nothing else came.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" said Loku, her sterio-typical redheaded temper going off as she jabbed her finger at the muffin-wielder.
"I am none other than Lady Moofin, the Muffin Queen! I'm married to the Moofin Man, the Muffin Man's older, sexier brother..." she ranted on.
Loku glared with malice at the muffin freak wannabe. How DARE she think she can waltz up here, start throwing muffins around, and then BAM say she's the Muffin Queen!
"LISTEN, BITCH, IF ANYONE AROUND HERE IS THE MUFFIN QUEEN IT'S ME! NOW GATHER UP YOUR STALE PIECES OF SHIT AND GO HOME!" Loku screamed at Lady Moofin.
"Jeeeeeeze, a little over protective, are we?" said Ginny. Big mistake.
"SHUT UP BITCH! ALL I EVER HEAR FROM YOU IS SARCASTIC SHIT AND I'M TIRED OF IT SO JUST....SHUT UP!" she bellowed, magically sticking a piece of unremovable duct tape across Ginny's big mouth. In a pointless effort to rip the tape off, she yanked and pulled at it.
"WHEEE! HIIIII!" shouted some random person named Evien, chewing on a random spork from the kitchen while holding a muffin. They then left after this random outburst.
"Dang, you are a meanie! By the way, I am SO the Muffin Queen, you are the wannabe!" retorted Lady Moofin.
"OK, BRING IT BITCH!" yelled Loku, grabbing a plastic lightsaber from Ron's pocket.
"IT'S ALREADY BEING BROUGHT!" Lady Moofin screeched back, brandishing her golden muffin-themed septer.
Their weapons clanged and clashed as they fought sword-fight style. Neither showed any weakness or signs of giving up anytime soon. Sweating like human faucets, they continued their fight until sunset. They didn't take notice to their surroundings at all or the fact that they were hitting other members of the group as well.
Their weapons met and their faces were just a few inches away from eachother.
"You're...pretty....good," Loku grunted.
"So...are...you," replied Lady Moofin, pulling away to continue the skirmish. After a few more minutes of relentless feuding, Loku spoke up once more.
"OK, I'm tired of this shit," Loku stated, pulling out a gun and holding it to Lady Moofin's head just before she was going to stab Loku through the head.
"Damnit! You cheated!" pouted Lady Moofin.
"Author," said Loku as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Since the brawl was pretty much over, they looked around at the scene. The ground was stained with blood, people were sprawled randomly around moaning in agony on the ground, and GIR was in a dismantled heap.
The two blinked for a few seconds in silence, then turned back to eachother.
"Wanna go get some tacos?" asked Loku cheerily.
"Sure!" replied Lady Moofin. Arm in arm, they left the battle field to go munch on tacos.
Meanwhile...
Draco was inching along on the dirt, his body pressed against the earth. His body was mangled, his platnum blonde hair was mussed, and his breathing was ragged.
"Must...find...morons..." he gasped as he made his way out of the Food-Poisoned Twinkie Forest of Doom after being ambushed by the killer twinkies.
He reached out and parted the leaves of a bush and gazed out into an open clearing, watching two muffin fanatics skip merrily toward the nearest Krazy Taco.
"Heheheh...there you are my prettys..." he mumbled, his eyes following their every move.
"VENGENCE WILL BE MIIIIIINE!!!" he screamed. Afterwards, he fainted from exaustion and lay there unconsious.
Yes, I know it's short, but I'm sort of having writers block and just stalling with stupid drabbles. Well, Lady Moofin, you are now added to the cast. No, I don't hate you, that was just for the chapter! xD I have no creative ways today to tell you to review, so I simply say REVIEW!
Oh, and btw, Happy Thanksgiving! ;D
