Sorry for the semi-long wait, guys. I've just had this fucking writers block. Most of this is going to be stupid random shit. Hope you like it! xD And, from now on I'm not putting those damn dividers in. They're more trouble than they're worth. Fuck the dividers.

This is like, the longest chapter EVER! WHEEE! xD

Evien - Roflmao. Sorry again. xD Awh, don't feel unloved! D: -gives cookies- D WHEE! You joined my guild! You are an offical Insane Spamming Hobo of Sporks. xD

Onka - Heehee, you remind me of Draco. xDD; Thankies much for the compliment, I appreciate it. :D

pheobe666 - Thankies! And look, I updated just for you, my fellow redhead! :D

Phantom of Insanity - Er, OK. -writes down Scotty's order- Do you want fries with that? Oh, uber spiffy spork! xD

xxLullaby of Lightxx - Heehee, yuppers. It's RANDOM! Randomness pwns, as me and Scotty usually say. ) Sure, I shall randomly make you appear also! :D Yesh, bow down to me, pitiful worm demon! :D

Lady Moooooofiiiiiin! WHERE ARE YOU?! AHHH! LADY MOOOFIN I NEEED YOOOU! D:

...Okie dokie, now on with more demented craziness!

Loku rubbed her belly and sighed with contentment, "Damn, that was some goooooOOOOooood eatin'!"

Some random guy from the Deelishus Weenie Corp. randomly burst in and yelled, "DEEEELIIIIIISSSSSSHUUUUUUSSSSS WEEEEEENIEEEEEESSSSS!" A flood of giant weenies suddenly came tumbling into the room.

"Make him die, Daddy!" squeaked a little boy in line. His dad pulled out a gun and shot the Deelishus Weenie man in the head.

"Well, ladies, I must be off for my manicure! Ta ta!" Lord S'n'S squealed, strutting out the door, his empty pink purse dangling from his arm. Once outside, he began skipping gaily down the street singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel jolly and happy and GAY!"

Loku and Lady Moofin stared after the sick, sick ebil dude.

"That's some fucked up shit," commented Lady Moofin, trying to rid her mind of sick evil gay Lords dancing around.

"HEEEY GUYS WASSSSUPPPP!" shrieked Evien as she strolled up to their booth.

"HI EVIEN!" chorused Lady Moofin and Loku.

Kyuki suddenly ran screaming into the restrant wearing absolutely nothing while swinging her Spork-Chucks. "STREAKING RUUUUUUUULES!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, KYUKI?! YOU'VE SCARRED ME FOR LIIIIIIIIFE!" shieked Loku, shielding her eyes from the unpleseant scence.

"I ish teh Spork Ninja, Kyuki! I belong to a clan of sporky ninjas from long ago! Fear my Spork-Chucks of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--"

"MY ANUS HAD RATS IN IT!" said some random fucktard.

"--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---"

"Hmm, I wonder how long this will last?" said Evien, reading a book upside-down titled, "Sporks : A User's Guide"

"--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM," finished Kyuki, out of breath and collapsing on the floor in a naked heap. Lady Moofin dumped the garbage can over her body sprawled on the floor to block her eyes from seeing anymore unwanted images.

"Pfffft this Fan Fic is so STOOPID and LAAAAME!" said a fucking critic.

"Well, you're just a dick. A gay dick," stated Loku.

"(BLEEEEP)" said the fucking critic, giving Loku the finger and dashing out of the restrant.

"Dear Diary, Today I stole a piece of shit from a random group of people for no particular reason! It's some old piece of paper with strange markings on it. Pure rubbish. I think I might burn it tomorrow! WHEE! I also finally saved up enough money to buy that adorable pink blouse! YAAAAY! Man, me and Genie have fucked soooo much! He's such a great guy. Hopefully Xandir never finds out! I LIKE CHEESE! I EAT SOCKS! I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR IN WEEKS AND I FEEL GOOOOOD!"

"XOXOXOXOXOXOXOBLAHBLAHBLAH Lord Slash'N'Stab," recited Lady Moofin as she read the most recent entry of Lord S'n'S's diary aloud.

Everyone was silent for a second, before they burst out laughing hysterically. Except for Xandir, who had appeared out of thin air.

"YOU MEAN GENIE CHEATED ON ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Xandir cried in anguish, fleeing from the restrant.

"Oh my GOD! BAHAHAHA! That is some funny shit!" sighed Loku, wiping a tear from her eye.

People were laughing so hard that they all exploded. Loku and Lady Moofin decided to burn Mac Meatie's to the ground. They poured gasoline everywhere, grabbed Kyuki, and traveled about 100 yards from the area.

"BOMBS AWAY! BWHAHAHAHAHA!" shrieked Loku with an insane glint her eye as she somehow propelled the match to Mac Meatie's and blew it up in a firey explosion. YAY!

"How much money does this guy have?" questioned Lady Moofin, snapping open Lord S'n'S's wallet. "HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT ALL THIS CASH!"

Lady Moofin started snatching fist fulls of money out of the pint-sized wallet. Loku gasped in shock and also proceeded to grab wads of cash.

Evien and Lullaby of Light appeared out of no where and also started grabbing money. "WHEEE! WE'RE RICH!"

A montage of scenes with the song "Funky Town" followed this. We first see all four wearing fluffy pimp jackets in a room lined with mirrors while striking poses. "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"

FLASH! The foursome are scattered randomly along a glass counter pointing out jewelry and shit, "I want this one, and this one..."

FLASH! They're all in a Pimpmobile with hott shirtless guys. "WHEEEEE!"

FLASH! Scotty's face spookily floats around laughing insanely. WTF?!

(End montage)

"I AM TEH POPTART QUEEN! MUHAHAHAHA--" proclaimed Evien, but was cut off by a torent of hacking a coughing. She grabbed a glass of water and chugged it down. "Ah, much better."

"Well, we should probably be leaving. BYEEE!" called Loku as she and Lady Moofin bolted from the area.

"YOU CAN HAVE THIS LAMP!" shouted Lady Moofin behind her, throwing the lamp containing Genie over her shoulder.

When Loku and Lady Moofin rejoined the rest of the group, they were all gathered around Dr. Hobo listening to one of his stories.

"So the potato was a metaphor for the labor market in Russia?"

"What? NO! It's a fnuckin TATER. Lay off da hooch, man!" replied Dr. Hobo.

"HIII GUYS!" shouted Lady Moofin.

"HIIII!" everyone else yelled back.

"Look what we got!" said Loku, waving the map in the air.

"YAAAY!" everyone cheered.

"Can we look at the map NOW?" asked Hermy impatiently.

"SUUURE!" replied Loku as she tore into the map.

Hermy snatched the map out of Loku's hands and feverishly scanned it.

"Wait, what does that say? HERMY?!" said Hermy Hermione, gazing up at the last sentence. "FUCK YOU, LOKU!"

Loku promptly gave Hermy the finger.

"STOP CALLING ME HERMY! AHHHH!" Hermy overloaded and spontainiously combusted.

"NOOOOOO! NOW WHO WILL I FUCK WITH?!" cried Ron, leaping on the smoking black area that Hermione was once standing and started to sob hysterically.

"Hmmm...OH I KNOW!" said Loku, snapping her fingers. Ron also spontainiously combusted on the spot. "There, problem solved!" Loku said cheerfully, clapping her hands together.

Kyuki abruptly woke up and began running about screeching and stabbing people with her Spork Kunais and Shurikens. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Erm, Kyuki? I think it's time we put you back in your nice, padded room," said Mimi gently. Mimi suddenly turned ferocious and lunged at Kyuki, trying to wrap her in a straight jacket.

"KYUUUKI! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!"

"NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

The two of them ran off in the distance screaming like lunatics and destroying everything in their path on accident. Well, for Mimi it was accidental. Kyuki was another story. -cough-

Anyway, the others gazed fixedly at the map.

"I don't get it," said Harry, scratching his head in confusion.

Ginny smacked him in the back of the head.

"OW! What was that for?"

"For being stupid," Ginny replied.

"OK." said Harry, cowaring in fear of being smacked again.

Meanwhile...

Draco sidled along the trunk of a large tree and peered behind it to view the group.

"Heheheheh....I will get you yet..." murmered Draco, pulling out his wand and aiming it directly at Loku.

"Has anyone besides me noticed that there hasn't been ANY magic at all so far?" questioned Ginny.

"Well maybe there WOULD have been if SOMEONE hadn't broken my wand in the first chapter!" said Harry, glaring fiercely at Loku.

"Psssh, not my fault you were being a fucking gayass," said Loku shrugging.

Several jets of green light suddenly shot out of some nearby trees and singed Loku's hair.

"OK WHOEVER THE HELL JUST FUCKING RUINED MY HAIR IS GONNA FUCKING PAY!" roared Loku, red in the face and storming over to the trees.

"Eep! Sorry, I was aiming for you're body!" cried the familiar voice of Draco.

"OMGZ! DRACO IS A TREE!?!" yelled a shocked Lady Moofin.

"No, stupid, he's hiding behind the tree," explained Ginny.

Draco stepped out from behind a tree and glanced around nervously at everyone.

"Oooooh!" said Lady Moofin, slapping a hand to her forehead in realization. She then zipped over to Draco and squished him in a giant bear hug.

"DRAAAAACOOOOO! I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOU!" she screamed, still squeezing the life out of him.

"Realeasious Huggious!" shouted Lullaby of Light from out of nowhere. Lady Moofin was magically forced to release Draco.

"HE'S MINE!" Double L screeched, grabbing Draco and snogging him senseless.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK OFF HE'S MINE!" Lady Moofin yelled, grabbing Draco back and also snogging him senseless.

"MINE!" Double L screamed, snatching Draco back and snogging him.

"MINE!" Lady Moofin bellowed back, clutching Draco and dragging him back to herself and snogging him.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"MINE!" Grab, snog.

"OK! THAT'S IT! FUCKIOUS OFFIOUS!" Loku hollered, making the other two magically back away from Draco.

"What the hell do you want?!" questioned Loku

"UH, actually I don't know. I just like to stalk people," replied Draco, shrugging.

"...Get the hell out of here."

Draco took no time in fleeing the area. And fleeing the country. YAY!

"Well, lets go and figure out what this map means," said Ginny, gesturing towards the forgoten piece of paper.

Ooooh, will they ever actually read the map? I don't know! Maybe they won't! Tune in to the next chapter to find out, or maybe not! WHO CARES! JUST REVIEW! xDD