Chapter 1: Enishi

Enishi was walking down the hall. The girls sighed in harmony. Misao glanced at her watch.

"That was at 7:15. We HAVTA keep a record!" Aoshi himself looked jealous at the remark, but thought nothing of it. Kenshin on the other hand gave Kaoru a suspicious look and glared at Enishi, two words: Back Off. Kenshin held out his arm so Kaoru could hook onto it like she usually does, but she ignored it and the girls floated to Enishi's locker.

"Heh, who does he think he is?" Kenshin growled, his hand balled into a fist.

"Does anyone know what's wrong with Misao? Lately..."

"Who cares." Aoshi gave him a dirty look. Kenshin shrugged it off. He walked over to his girlfriend and dragged her home by the ear. "We're going home, GOOD BYE."

"Bye, Enishi!" Kaoru waved and sighed.

"What was THAT all about?" Kenshin looked away at her in disgust. Kaoru crossed her arms.

"I like him so what?"

"I'm your boyfriend."

"Then maybe you shouldn't be my boyfriend."

"WHAT!" Kaoru looked away, a single tear dropped out of her eye. I can't believe...he's breaking up with me... Kenshin looked shocked. I'm getting dumped...by A GIRL! I...I feel...like a pathetic...loser. He sweatdropped. Kaoru cried.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE KENSHIN IS BREAKING UP WITH ME!" She sobbed and sobbed, choking in between her tears. He sweatdropped, his eye twitching. Is it me or is she crazy?

"KAORU! I'm not breaking up with you. YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME!" Everyone stared. "I MEAN YEAH IT'S OVER!" They all sweatdropped, one thought: Kenshin can be such a loser sometimes.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?"

"Home." Aoshi glared at her. Sometimes Misao can be such a pain in the neck.

"..."

"What do you want Aoshi?"

"You're my girlfriend remember?"

"Right..." I forgot to dump him? I must be slipping...

"..."

"So yeah, what is it?"

"What's up with that?" Aoshi pointed over to Enishi and his "friends" that just HAPPENED to be girls.

"So, a little crush? You can't control the envy?" Aoshi mind was screaming: Kill her. KILL HER AND NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN AGAIN! That was when Misao flashed him her cute smile. "I still love ya, don't worry." A million light years of pain will be coming to your heart soon Aoshi, VERY soon...

"Sure..." If she's gonna break my heart think again, I'm dumping her first. HA! "Listen Misao...we need to talk..."

"Eh?"

"I've been meaning to break up with you...so sorry..." Not.

"...BE THAT WAY AOSHI! I DON'T NEED YOU! AS LONG AS I HAVE ENISHI!" He flinched.

"What if Kaoru's the one who gets Enishi?"

"..." Misao looked down. "How can you...say that? You don't believe I'm able to win his heart...? I'LL SHOW YOU AOSHI!" She stormed off leaving Aoshi partially dumbfounded.

Kenshin looked down at Kaoru. 5...4...3...2...1..crying's gonna end in...3...2...1.. Kaoru looked up, her eyes red.

"Come on, that looks so fake..." Then Kaoru began to cry some more. Kenshin rubbed the back of his head...Did I say that out loud? He sweatdropped. Damn it was... He dragged her into the school where Enishi was and she ran in and out of the bathroom in a flash. I knew that would work...forget it...I don't need Kaoru anymore...

Both Aoshi and Kenshin had one thought on their mind: I'm never having anything to do with those THINGS again..women are such a pain.

(a/n how'd ya like it? iono I guess it's ok.. thaoers update since those other ppl won't lol)