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And now to the chapter. :)
Loku and Lady Moofin ran about the area screaming about rubber pants and chucking muffins at everyone. "MUFFIN'D!" they both cried simultaneously with every direct hit of one of those uber potato muffins.
"YAY! THAT WAS SO POTATO!" yelled Loku.
"Um...what the hell is 'potato?'" asked Ginny.
"My friend and I think the word 'cool' is waaaay overused, so instead we say potato," Loku explained.
"...Uh, OK. Whatever," said Ginny in dull, monotone voice.
"When are we gonna look at the map?" whined Hermy.
"……………HERMY!" Loku screeched, trying to make Hermy spontaniously combust again and/or burst into flame. Bwhaha.
Hermy's eye twitched rapidly, but she maintained her composure and stalked over to go fuck Ron.
"WHEEE! LOOK AT MY SHINY SPORK SHURIKEN!" shouted Kyuki triumphantly, brandishing a glistening spork shuriken.
"WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE! THAT WAS SO LAST CHAPTER!" screamed some random fuckoff character.
"…DIE BITCH!" Kyuki shrieked, pouncing on the random fuckoff character and stabbing them ferociously. Yay! Violence!
Suddenly, a shadowed figure appeared above the horizon. It let out a malevolent cackle and began to speak in a horrible, booming voice, "I AM THE LORD OF EVIL! THE MASTER OF PAIN AND MISERY! I AM--DOH!" Whatever the hell that thing is was interupted by a frosted muffin making contact with it's head, causing the group to break out in hysterical laughter.
"Honestly, who throws a muffin?" said the thing as it plucked the muffin from it's head.
"Show yourself evil thingy!" commanded Loku.
"Well, I was GETTING to that! Ahem, I AM FLUFFY! THE ADORABLE BUNNY OF SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"AHHHHG! IT BURNS!"
"MY EYES! THEY BLEEEEED!"
"OH MY GO--wait. Fluffy the adorable bunny of screaming temporal doom?"
"...Yes. That is me."
Everyone stopped screaming to stare at the fluffy pink bunny standing before them. They all once again burst into a torrent a hysterics.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! BAHAHAHAHA!" Loku gasped between laughter.
"Grr...I command you to stop laughing! GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE! STOP LAUGHING!" yelled Fluffy. Pfft, Fluffy. BAHAHAHAHA.
The group didn't calm down for another 10 minutes. "Thank you. Now I wa--" at the sound of his squeaky voice, everyone once again started laughing.
"OK, ASSHOLES! THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO EVEN THINKS OF LETTING OUT ONE MORE MEASLY CHUCKLE WILL HAVE THEIR ASS BLOWN OFF STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING MOON!" shouted Fluffy into a bullhorn in one paw and a bazooka in the other.
The laughter instantly ceased. Instead, they all started cooing and petting him.
"Awwwwww! Look at the precious little bun-bun!" squealed Harry.
"FUCK YOU!" responded Fluffy.
"Isn't that the cutest thing when he says 'Fuck you'?" Loku said, scritching behind Fluffy's pink, floppy ears.
"Grr..." grumbled Fluffy.
"POKE OF DOOM!" GIR shouted suddenly and began rapidly poking at Fluffy.
"OW! OW OW OW! OWWWW!"
After the cooing and poking thing got old, they sat around doing nothing listening (but not really) to Fluffy rant about being evil and shit; when suddenly, "POTATO FIGHT!" Loku declared.
Potatoes were soon being chucked in everywhich direction; and maybe a couple muffins were thrown in too.
Kyuki and Loku got bored (WHOA! LOKU GOT BORED DURING A POTATO/MUFFIN FIGHT?! :0) so they pulled out laptops and began Instant Messaging on Yahoo IM.
Loku: HI!
Kyuki: Yo.
Loku: FWEE! I'm gonna put the doodler thing on.
Kyuki: Yay! :3
Loku has uploaded the "Doodler" IMvironment
Loku then drew a picture of a cup of Ramen Noodles, and then drew a knife going through it with blood squirting out.
Loku: Bwhahahaha! :D
Kyuki: Nuuuu! D:
Kyuki then scribbled in red over the drawing and then erased it by making a new page. She wrote the word "Math" and then drew a muffin and a cup of Ramen Noodles. She drew a "greater than" sign between the two pointing towards the Ramen Noodles.
Kyuki: :D
This continued for quite some time with various doodles of Ramen being blown up or muffins being destroyed.
"ASPARAGUS CHIA WIND-UP TOYS FOR EVERYONE!" Kyuki yelled randomly, whipping out a sack of Asparagus Chia Wind-up Toys she stole from the Advent Calender on Neopets and distributed them around the group by chucking them around wildly.
"What the hell is an 'Asparagus Chia'?" asked Ginny.
"YAY!" cheered everyone else.
"NOW LET US TAKE OVER JELLY WORLD WITH OUR ASPARAGUS TOYS OF DOOM! BWHAHAHAHAHA!" cried Kyuki.
"Er...Jelly World doesn't exsist...heheh of course not. STOOPID!" said Donna randomly as she popped up from a nearby bush. Kyuki smacked her in the forehead with an Asparagus Chia Wind-up Toy. "DIE BITCH!"
"I AM THE LORD OF EVIL! FEAR ME!" screamed Fluffy.
"Dude, you're still here? You can just...leave now," said Loku dismissively.
"...BEWARE THE SHOE!" cried Fluffy, throwing a shoe towards Loku and dashing off into the woods.
They all once again got bored, so they built a giant tower made of muffins.
"Isn't it beautiful?" sniffed Loku, wiping a tear from her eye.
"Mmm...tasty!" said Ron.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT TOWER, FUCKTARD!" Loku warned menacingly.
Ron wimpered and backed away into the shadows.
After they were done admiring their uber potato tower of muffins, they went to go frolic and play and blah blah blah.
Little did they know, an Asian little electric potato rat thing was also admiring the tower...plus he's hungry.
"Pika! Pi pika chu!" cried the little rat thing known as Pikachu. I'm pretty sure this translates as "I'm going to eat the muffin tower." Either that, or "Please pass the cheese."
Pikachu bounded up to the tower and began to devour it muffin by muffin until it was no more. After the group was done gaily frolicing around, they strolled back over to the muffin tower to find it was no longer there. Instead, there was a rather large, obese Pikachu lying there.
Everyone broke out into hysterical sobs.
"Why?! WHY?! It was so young..." blubbered Loku.
After they mourned for the loss of the tower, they turned on Pikachu.
"YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" screamed Loku, advancing on the rodent with a large bazooka.
"Pi pika chu! Pika pi pika chu pi--"
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE ASSHOLE! YOU ATE MY TOWER! YOU MUST DIE!" cried Loku. She began firing at the little defenseless rat who was too damn stupid to use it's powers. Everyone else followed suit and began beating/shooting it with random objects.
Once it was throughly blown to bits, they threw a big party in celebration of the death of Pikachu. Surprisingly millions of Pikachu haters showed up, even Ash.
Well, that's all you're getting from me for now. Roflmao. The next chapter will be the Christmas Special which will most likely be released on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. Depends on how lazy I am. Anyway, continue reviewing and keeping me happy. :D
