A furbish nightmare

Hey ppl! Just 2 tell u, sorry that I haven't done this in a while,my old account got deleted, n e wayz, enjoy!

-kougaluva ( a.k.a mystic miko)

"Inu yasha, shippo, sango miroku! Guess what I brought from my time!" shouted kagome

"did you bring sweets kagome, did ya did ya?" asked shippo excitedly.

"no, even better, I brought a furby!" kagome exclaimed

"a what?" the rest said in unison

"a furby, look"

She then took the furby out of her bag, carefully removed it from its box and put in its battery's. It then opened its eyes and said "Koibito"(A/N: yah,I kno it means sweetheart, but the first time I heard it I thought it was a furby) all the feudal members of the group jumped and yelled, "get the demon!" but before they could attack kagome yelled "stop!" they all froze in shock. "its just a machine! geeze get a grip people"they all relaxed and started asking questions.

"what is it?"

"what's the point of this thing?"

"what's a machine?"

"does it fight?"

those where some questions she got, then the furby said "may-tah" and kagome whipped out her furbish English dictionary and looked it up, when she found the word(s) she went "AWWWWWWWWWW!!" and picked up the furby, then she kissed it, it then said "koh-koh" and once again kagome looked it up, then kissed it over and over"

"uhh, kagome, why are you kissing it?" asked inu yasha.

"well, furby's are like babies, they start out with a language called furbish, then they gradually learn English, when you talk to it in English it learns words, sometimes. But before they learn English you have to learn furbish in order to understand them, so we have a dictionary, see?" she asked as she pulled out the little pamphlet and showed the group.

"so why did you kiss it again wench?" asked inu yasha.

"well first it said may-tah, which means kiss me, then it said koh-koh, which means more"

inu yasha picked up the furby and examined it, he turned it upside down and koibito said

"boh-bay" and kagome looked it up and said, "inu yasha, turn the poor thing right side up, it just said it was scared"

inu yasha just 'feh'd' and shoved it back into kagome's hands.

"stupid wench of a furby" he stated, now nose to nose with the furby "here that, you're a little wench!"

"you wench you wench!" the furby said to him, "kah boo toh loo u-nye wench"

"oi! Kagome, what did the little fucker just say?"

"first off inu yasha, watch your language around shippo and koibito, secondly I have to look it up so wait a minute!" she said as she looked it up. She then started laghing, "inu yasha, it seems you made a bad impression on him, he said ' me no like you wench" with that the whole group started laughing.

"it wasn't that funny" shouted inu yasha. "why you little fucker I'm gonna..." he was cut off when the word 'sit' rang through his ears, he waited until the spell wore off before yelling "what was that for?" "I told you to watch your language around shippo and koibito" kagome replied.

"hmph" inu yasha said as he peeled himself off the ground.

TBC