Here's that Christmas Special I promised! ENJOY! And btw, they are still some how in The Food-Poisoned Twinkie Forest of Doom, incase you didn't know. xD

"Hey, guys! I'm passing out invitations to my CHRISTMAS PARTY! WHEEE!" proclaimed Loku as she zoomed around giving invitations to her Christmas Party:

You are invited...

TO THE POTATOEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER!

Bring one food dish of any kind to share...it's one of those...what's it called? OH YEAH! POTLUCKS!

Be here by 6 sharp on Christmas Eve. If you're not...then I'm going to kick your fucking ass.

Much love and muffins,

-Loku

"YAY! CHRISTMAS PARTY!" cried Evien from out of no where.

"I'm going to go get my dish RIGHT NOW!" said Lady Moofin as she sprinted away through the woods.

5:59 on Christmas Eve...

"They better show up right at six or I'll be kicking some major ass," said Loku, gazing at her watch while counting down the seconds left until 6. "3...2...1..."

6:00 on Christmas Eve...

Everyone suddenly showed up right at 6. Loku was silently cursing them because she didn't get to kick anyone's ass. All were silent when they saw what everyone had brought.

For each and every person was holding a carton or bowl or something containing...EGGNOG!

"DAMMIT! WE ALL BROUGHT THE SAME THING! FUCK SHIT ASS HELL DAMN!" cursed Loku, slamming her glass bowl of eggnog on the ground causing it to shatter and send glass flying everywhere. A shard landed in the side of her head and eggnog splashed her feet.

It took Loku about 10 seconds to realize that there was a glass shard piercing her head and leaking blood everywhere.

"AHHHHG! THERE'S A GLASS SHARD IN MY HEAD! IT'S POKING MY BRAAAAAAIN!"

"What brain?" remarked Ginny sarcastically. She does that a lot.

Mimi casually strolled up to the frantically spazzing Loku and plucked the shard protruding from her skull and slapped a Spongebob band-aid over the gash.

"YAY! I'M SAVED!" cried Loku as she snuggled Mimi in a bone-crushing hug.

"Ok...you can let go now," Mimi gasped. Loku abruptly released her, sending her cascading to the ground in a heap.

"Hey! How about we just put all the eggnog in one giant vat and have an EGGNOG PARTY!" suggested Kyuki.

"w00t! EGGNOG PARTY!" cheered everyone as Kyuki wheeled out a huge, empty metal vat that was soon to be filled with eggnog.

Little did they know that Dr. Hobo had spiked his eggnog, which means that all the eggnog in the vat was quickly contaminated by his share of eggnog.

With the help of Harry, Ron, and Hermy, who were dressed as little elves that Loku was using as her elf-slaves, Kyuki distributed glasses of the eggnog.

"Here's to finding the Golden Spork!" toasted Loku as she raised her glass.

"Here, here!" chanted everyone else as they also lifted their glasses up. Everyone took a long slurp of eggnog and immediately started gagging. Besides Dr. Hobo, who kept slurping his until it was all gone.

"UGH! What the hell is in this shit?" asked Evien, coughing up the tainted eggnog.

"Hmm...probably my eggnog. You shee, I spiked it!" Dr. Hobo explained excitedly, gazing around smiling drunkenly at everyone.

"Ooooooooh," said everyone. They quickly glanced at their almost full glasses of eggnog, then at Dr. Hobo, then at eachother, before finally shrugging and gulping it down.

After the entire vat was emptied of the last drop of eggnog about 3 hours later, everyone was nausiatingly drunk.

"NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL ALL YALL MAH CHRISTMAS STORY!" yelled Loku as she staggered drunkenly around, clutching a tree for support.

Everyone was surprisingly able to drag themselves over to gather around Loku.

"OK, OK! NOW JUST YOU LISTEN! OK, OK! NOW! The titanic wasn't killed by no ice berg, lemme tell ya that. NOPE! It was all the GINGERBREAD MEN! They built a giiiiiiant frosty ice berg made of frostin and shit like that and came aboard and killed all da people! HEHEHEHEH! Then dey met up wid their alis, the EVIL PANDA BEARS! Yup, yup! And they teamed up with the yetis! Who were disguised as the dads! So now yall better go and pray, "My daddys not a yeti...HE'S NOT A YETIIIIIII!"

After Loku's enchanting tale, she doubled over and was violently sick all over Ron; who didn't seem to mind since he was too busy doing other things with Hermy.

GIR, since robots don't really get drunk, was lounging about up in a tree guzzling a chocolate-bubblegum smoothie while watching what everyone else was doing.

Kyuki, as she usually does when she gets drunk, ran around streaking and rapping yet another Eminem song.

"These chicks don't even know the name of my band

but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

all because I'm the lead singer of my band--"

Dr. Hobo sent 3 bottles of hooch Kyuki's way. "SHET UP!" You can probably guess what him and Mimi were doing...

Kyuki caught all the bottles in her mouth and was struggling to get them open so she could consume whatever was inside.

Lady Moofin and Evien were doing some sort of strange waltz to electric kazoo music, provided by Harry.

Ginny was running around randomly slapping people with that rubber chicken from back in chapter 4 and chewing on beef jerky and bacon. "NI-I-ICE PANTS!" she screamed randomly throughout the night as her catch phrase.

Just as everyone was having a great, drunk time...the cops showed up.

"FREEZE!" yelled the S.W.A.T team leader and his sqaud as they leaped out of the surrounding trees and bushes and pointed guns at them all.

They all froze.

"Have any of you been consuming alcohol?!" questioned the leader as he took in the scene of streaking, dancing, slapping, and !" shouted Loku as she dashed into the woods. Everyone else followed suit and quickly ran in all directions into the forest.

Fortunately, the S.W.A.T team was devoured by rabid squirrels before they could persue the group any further.