OKAY! This time I'm not going to forget the Disclaimer, I do NOT and I repeat, DO NOT AT ALL OWN INUYASHA AND COMPANY!(I always forget the disclaimer!)
Hee hee hee! I'm finally updating, how do like them apples? eh?
First of all a special thanks to all my SUPPORTIVE reviewers such as anyone but my friends…so thank you to-
Anjelikah
Christina
Anonomous(okay not really, just sorta, stop insulting my sanity!)
Eirliel
Inuyashasnuna
Eveilpriestess345
Anna-7
Kselenity
Chicks-666
And to any who I forgot, im gravely sorry...someone called me a wench...i feel sad :'(
lol
Anyway, I want to apologize for the wait for those of you who are actually reading this, but to tell you, I was just to damn lazy to update……plus my teacher's out to get me! EVIL MR JONES!(I don't like him very much…is it obvious?) also, check out my fan fiction that's coming soon(if I ever find my notes…I think they're in my binder, lol, C, u know how hard it will b 2 find them if they're in there, lol) -
CHAOS FROM SESSHY'S SPELL!
Oh, and my new one-shot songfic-
GRADUATION DAY (very sad, I wrote it because I'm in grade 8 and I'm going to graduate from my school soon and everyone knows what happens in high school, ignore the happy ending, my editor made me end it happily, stupid bitch)
Here's some dialogue before the story if you want your brains to turn to mush more so…does that make sense?
Amz(kougaluva):I'm sorry if this chappie is a bit melancholy, I read a sad fanfic on and I cried for a half hour.explains story to cabbers
Cabbers: How can you cry from reading a story you're insane amz, its really an odd story and it's insane.
Amz: I went for a blood test today, I feel woozy, that's why I had a cookie, they seriously told me 2 have a cookie, they wouldn't give me the god damn cookie, but they made me eat one.
Cabbers: I don't have any cookies at home.
Amz: what about the million peanut butter pepper cookies you made?
Cabbers: I didn't mean to put pepper in them, it was an honest mistake, honestly! What do you think, I put pepper in them purposely? I'm not that stupid.
Amz: yes you are.
Cabbers: I have an urge to eat peanut butter cookies now, where did they all go, I made 30!
Amz: Scaredy you fiend!
Cabbers: I asked my mom where they all went and she said "your dad probably ate them all", and what's with the whole scaredy you fiend thing?
Amz: I thought you said she eats anything.
Cabbers: well she wouldn't eat the cookie, believe me, I offered her, and for all you crazy people out there that are braving reading this story in the effect that your brain might turn to goop, scaredy is my food loving cat.
Amz: On with the story!
Cabbers: blah blah blah, Tokyo mew mew, blah blah blah…………………….
Amz: cabbers.
Cabbers: yes amz?
Amz: shut up.
Cabbers: okay! now is silent
Amz: starts singing 'goodbye' by the spice girls thinking of all her friendies who are leaving…especially Toykan…and Val…and everyone else!…
(by the way, this conversation actually happened, but in like, October or November)
The Mystery of the Anonymous SIT!
It was a nice warm afternoon in sengoku jedai and the gang was walking towards the east to see if myouga was right and that there was a village with jewel shards. Inuyasha was at the front of the group, as usual, and Miroku was behind him with Shippo on his shoulder. In the back Kagome, Sango and Kirara were walking and chatting at the same time about usual stuff, " Sango you SO like Miroku!" Kagome whispered to Sango, Kirara mewled in agreement. " I do not, he's just a lecherous pervert that wants nothing but SEX!" she said, yelling the last part and getting a lecherous glance from Miroku and a grossed out facial expression from Inuyasha and a very confuzzled Shippo…and with her screaming came the awakening of Koibito.
BAM! Inuyasha was down on the ground, " What the HELL was that for wench?" he shouted at Kagome as he peeled his face from the dirt path " I didn't do anything Inuyasha!" she yelled defensively, " Well then please explain to me why I heard you say sit and me smash into the ground, Sango can't do it, nor can Miroku or Shippo or Kirara or even you're stupid Furby thing!" he replied. " Wait," cried Kagome, "I have a new Furby, and they have tape recorders! So maybe he did do it!" Kagome continued. "Kagome, listen to the words that are coming out of your mouth! How in Kami's name could something that isn't a demon mimic you're exact voice? Were you lying to us when you said that it wasn't a demon?" asked Inuyasha tentatively. " No Inuyasha, I promise you that Koibito is NOT a demon, besides, a powerful demon such as yourself would be able to sense it's youki, am I right Inuyasha?
" SIT!" is heard by Inuyasha's ears once again, " Will someone please find the source of that annoying incessant noise before I get my nose broken!" he shouts out.
Kagome giggled to herself and pulled Koibito out of her pack to hear it say "Kah/a-tay Kah/a-tay". Kagome looked this up in the ever so handy furbish- english dictionary.
"He's just hungry, how cute, I guess I'll feed him," said Kagome in a happy tone.
"Oh great, now we have to stop and make a meal for the damned thing, let me just tell you he's not, and I repeat, NOT getting my ramen!" Inuyasha shouted angrily.
"Geez Inuyasha, don't have a spaz attack, this is how you feed a furby," she calmly spoke as she pressed down on its tongue, "See?" Kagome questioned.
"Feh," was Inuyasha's reply, "What's a spaz attack Kagome?" Kagome just sighed ignoring him and asked Koibito, "Koibito, did you say sit?"
BAM!
"Sorry Inuyasha!" exclaimed Kagome hurriedly, "I honestly didn't mean it! Honest!"
"Sure, wench" was Inuyasha's reply.
"So Koibito," Kagome continued, "Can you say that word?"
"SIT!" was Koibito's response.
BAM
"I guess that answers our question" said Miroku.
"But Miroku-sama, what sorcery could this supposed 'toy' from the future be using to mimic Kagome's voice?" questioned Shippo.
"Magic?" Miroku answered stupidly.
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU FURBY'S AREN'T MAGICAL!" Kagome shouted. 'oh good lord, I'm never going to get through to them' she thought and then sighed.
A/N: ok, so it took a while…okay, maybe a bit more than a while… oh well, I'm the author and I have overall control of all my little thoughts that create the story…also I don't have a muse so that's another reason I'm slow…starts dancing to inuyasha AMV's (anime music video's)
