Man, that X-Mas Special sucked major ass. Oh well, what did you expect? I wrote it all at 1AM. Well, most of it like, 80 of it. Lol. xD Infact, it's almost midnight currently. On another note, if you guys haven't read it yet, you should read Megan's fic Harry Potter in Random Sugar Induced Insanity. It is so fucking funny and random. I command you to read it. If you don't...then I will fucking smack you with my guitar. Besides, it's millions of times better than my fic. ;D

NOOOOOOOO! MEGAN'S FIC GOT DELETED! -sob sob- Oh well. She will be writing a new one soon so...read that one. xD

Evien - I am totally going to stop asking you guys for ideas on the guild cuz it's ruining the whole chapter for you. Rofl. xDD Yes, we all know you are the llama/poptart queen. ;D I might just have to make them visit you in this chapter. -hint hint- Harry is a fucking bastard. He deserved what he got. -gets huggled- x)

Phantom of Insanity - No. Ramen does NOT pwn the muffin. Muffins pwn everything. Yes, it is very sad that the muffin tower was the destroyed. u.u -sniff-

xxLullaby Of Lightxx - Yeah, I know Jelly World exsists; and I also have it on my favorites! xDD I didn't even notice my pets had changed until people started bitching about it on the boards. Lmao. It's OK, I've been sick too so I don't blame you. ;D

And now for the chapter that you've all been waiting for. :)

"Man I really need to pee," said Loku.

"...OK thanks for sharing," Ginny replied disgusted.

"I just blinked. Heehee," Loku giggled while blinking a few times.

"Do we REALLY need a news flash on every one of your bodily functions?!" asked Ginny exasperatedly.

"......Yes."

"Damn you, Loku."

"...WHEEE!" Loku squealed as she raced around stealing everyone's canary yellow dog feces.

"WHAT THE FUCK! Canary yellow dog feces is so my joke!" complained Megan as she snatched the canary yellow dog feces away.

"Canary yellow dog feces sounds funny. Heehee," laughed Loku.

"Heh, yes it does; but it's still my joke so PISS OFF!" and with that, Megan rode away on her snow blower cackling insanely while running over countless random bystanders.

"Hmm. I think she's crazier than you, Loku. And that's saying something," remarked Hermy.

"...DIE WENCH!" she yelled at Hermy and smacked her with her new shiny guitar; causing it to break.

"NOOOOOOOO! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, BITCH!" cried Loku as she sobbed over the loss of her brand new shiny guitar.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOBSOBSOBSOBCRYCRYCRY--OK I'm over it."

Evien suddenly leaped out a of a multicolored swirling portal that had appeared from no where. "PREPARE TO BE WARPED TO THE EBIL LAND OF LLAMTARTIA! BWHAHAHAHA!" Evien laughed evilly holding a flashlight under her face. Spooky lightning and shit happened and the sky was all...dark and stuff. Some evil music was playing from an unknown source.

"...Did anyone else notice the lightning and the sky and the music?" asked Harry.

Before anyone could answer Harry, they were sucked into the swirling portal and deposited in Evien's kingdom, Llamtartia.

"This is my kingdom, Llam--" Evien was cut off by stampeding poptarts running her over.

"Dammit," came her muffled cry into the ground.

The group traveled down to the mainland where the entire city was made of poptarts and llamas walked around like everyday ordinary people.

"This is some crazy shit," commented Mimi. Some of the others were busy chowing down on the buildings, streets, lamp posts, parked cars, ect.

"Wheee! I have all the HP and the Quest for the Golden Spork Cast plushies!" squealed Loku with delight as she huggled the plushies to her chest.

"What the fuck? This doesn't look anything like me!" complained Harry as he held up one of the dolls that was quite raggedy, was missing an eye, the 'skin' was a weird green color, and was wearing a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a fucking looser.'

Evien and Loku smiled innocently, but when Harry was done bitching, they turned and high fived eachother.

A band of tap dancing gnomes suddenly danced by singing, "We are the underpants gnomes blah blah I don't know the rest of the song..." A giant cheesenip suddenly sprang from the ground and destroyed the singing gnomes with foam noodles. It then flew away to it's home planet to fight all dem bad guys.

This had all happened in the background, therefore Hermy ran after the flying cheeznip in the distance screaming, "FREE THE GNOMES!"

"Hmm, speaking of which, when do we annihilate the wench?" asked Evien.

"...How about right now!?!?" suggested Loku.

"WHEEEE!" which was Evien's sign of agreement. The two began plotting off in the corner while other events took place.

"Do not invoke the wrath of KYUKI!" screeched Kyuki as she assassinated random llamas with her various spork weapons.

"SAVE THE LLAMAS!" yelped Hermy as she ran by.

Meanwhile, Draco (who for some reason had slipped past those men in the nice white coats) was having a heated arguement....with a firehydrent.

"YOU STUPID FUCK! YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU AMMOUNT TO NOTHING!"

"....."

"LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS YOU...YOU....YOU FUCK!"

"....."

"I HAVE A BANANA AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO FUCKING USE IT!"

"....."

"YOU DID NOT FUCK MY MOM LAST NIGHT YOU BASTARD! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!"

"....."

"WHEN WILL THE MISERY STOOOOP!??!?!"

"....."

"You...YOU'RE A MARSHMELLOW PEEP AREN'T YOU?!?!? IT'S NOT EASTER YOU PEEP-FUCK!"

And with that, Draco began insanely beating the firehydrent with a frying pan.

Evien and Loku had finally hatched their brilliant scheme to annihilate that bitch Hermione. They casually strolled over to where Hermy was surprisingly NOT fucking Ron, but commanding that the frosting of the Poptart buildings release the sprinkles they adorned.

"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO ME? YOU LET THOSE SPRINKLES BE FREE AND LIVE A HAPPY, PROSPEROUS LIFE!"

A small cough indicated Loku & Evien's presense to Hermy, and she slowly turned around to face them. As soon as she opened her mouth to bitch at them, a herd of mad llamas stampeded over her.

Loku and Evien snickered as Hermy picked herself up from the ground. Hermy tried once again to speak, but again she was trampled by llamas. This process repeated itself several times before Hermy just gave up and didn't say anything. At this point, Loku and Evien could no longer hold in their laughter, and exploded in a torrent of loud, shrieking hysterics.

"I CAN SMELL YOUR BUTT!" yelled another countless random fuck off.

"SHUT UP!" yelled one of the characters as they dropped dead cows on the random fuck off.

"Say Hermione...we wouldn't want ANYONE to see THESE now, would we?" said Evien with an insanely evil smile while brandishing a few polaroids.

Hermy gasped, "YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

"Oh would we?" said Loku daringly. "OOOOOOOOH ROOOOOOOON!"

"No, please no," cried Hermy as tears spilled down her face.

"Well, Ron, we figured you might want to see who Hermione has been whoring with other than you," said Evien as she handed Ron the polaroids.

He was speechless as he stared at the disturbing photos, his face twisted in disgust.

"YOU BITCH!" cried Ron as he thrust the photos at Hermy and ran away sobbing uncontrolably straight into a building.

For these pictures showed Hermy fucking with none other than......................MR. FUCK?!??!?!?!

"Well, he ain't called Mr. Fuck for nothing!" giggled Mimi.

"That's just sick...who would fuck with a stuffed bear?!" wondered Harry.

"Hmm...speaking of Harry, we still haven't utterly destroyed him," said Evien.

Loku mimicked Evien's insane evil smile and pulled out one of those...things you push down to make TNT blow up. The wire connected to the...thing lead all the way to dynamite the was strapped to Harry's back. Evien and Loku each grabbed hold of the handle and pushed down. Nothing happened. They did it again. Still nothing. Again. Nothing. Again. Nothing. Violently again. Still nothing.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?" screamed Loku in frustration as she kicked at the ground.

Evien clutched the wire and followed it all the way to the middle where Dr. Hobo sat stabbing the wire with a spork.

"DIE! DIE! DIE!," he grunted.

"...Okaaaaay..." said Evien. She lifted Dr. Hobo up and tossed him into a near by ally where he was devoured by angry noodle people. She turned and gave Loku the thumbs up. She then galloped back over and both she and Loku jerked the handle up and slammed it back down.

KABOOMBADABANGBOOMITYBOOMBLAHWHATEVER!

Harry was obliterated into nothingness. Yay! Loku and Evien high-fived and ran off to do something.

Evien ran off to where Ron was leaning against a building, trying to catch him on the rebound. "Hey, Ron," she said softly in a horrible attempt to sound seductive. She leaned against him and lightly traced circles in his shoulder. "How are you......doing?" she asked with a dramatic pause between.

Ron, with his extremely short attention span, stood not paying any attention what so ever to Evien, and instead watched a butterfly flutter about.

"FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES!" Ron squealed, chasing after the butterfly and trying to fuck them in desperation. Evien, with her support gone running after a butterfly, dropped abruptly to the ground in a heap.

"SONG AND DANCE!" sang the entire group and some random llamas as they struck poses and broke out into song and did some funky random dance.

Well...we all know that was crap. Crapity crap crap crap. Oh well. You guys waited soooo long for a chapter and it turned out to be STOOPID! BWHAHA! -cough- Now go review. It shall please me.

And by the way...I will bring back the Golden Spork plot. Oh I shall. The last few chapters have been utterly plotless (Yes that is a word...MY WORD!)...so I shall make them do something Golden Spork related so my fic doesn't get deleted. xP