YAY! You don't think my fic is dead! -does GIR dance- w00t! Alright, now I know I said I would give you a free donut if you review, but I lied. It wasn't free. BECAUSE IT COST YOU ONE REVIEW SO THERE HA I'M SMART I JUST MADE THAT UP!

-cough- So....here's your donut. I HOPE YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE FROSTED DONUTS WITH LITTLE SPRINKLES.

xxLullaby Of Lightxx - BWHAHA. Yes, Draco escaped your henchmen AND your tracking device. SUCKSTOBEYOU. Anyway, thanks! I also think that making it a trilogy thingy would be spiffy. Mind if I call you Double L? It's a lot quicker to type and...it sounds so GANGSTA! xD

niwrem - Yay. Thankies. :D I'm trying not to make it so pointless that it gets deleted. ;;;

Phantom of Insanity - WADDAP HOME SLICE?! o.O -cough- Yes. I hate that monkey. -stabs monkey-

Kyu - w00t. You finally reviewed after all this time. x33 As I stated before....ITWASNOTFREE. BWHAHA. DD Erm...what are you talking about? That wasn't my clone...heheh....-shifty eyes-

Evien - YAY! Go Evien!!!!!!!

On with teh chapter. ;D

The pack of morons romped through the woods as fast as they could so they could reach that pork guy. I forget his name.

"So where exactly is this dude?" asked Mimi.

"Uhm...uh...here's the article," Loku said as she thrust the book into Mimi's hands.

The Magical All-Knowing Pork Master

Being the Master of Pork, he controls absolutely everything porky.

Yes, that includes your grandma.

For some unknown reason, the Golden Spork is in the possetion of this guy.

If you pass the many trials and tests of the Magical All-Knowing Pork Master, he shall bestow it upon you and yeah.

Good stuff will happen.

"Well....Ok then," said Mimi, concealing the book in her hoodie pocket.

"I LOVE THE PHANTOM!" squealed Evien suddenly, huggling a Phantom of the Opera plushie. "Loku, you can have Ron."

"YAY!" shrieked Loku, glomping Ron.

"Free Hentai!" yelled Harry as he took rapidly took pictures of the two horny teens. Evien crept up behind him and shot him in the head. "Fucking pervert..." she mumbled.

Hermione, however, was sulking in the back of the group as they continued on. Did you forget that they were actually walking to the Pork Master at a rapid pace? YOUSUCK.

GIR, who resided in the center of the group, suddenly began doing his little dance. Scotty (who once again appeared in this chapter but is still not considered a regular) copied his every move and also did the GIR dance. A crowd appeared from no where and surrounded them shouting, "STREET PERFORMERS! YEAH!"

The mob soon disperced after Ginny turned rabid and tackled one of the random bystanders.

"Anyone want some CARROTS?!" asked a random bunny.

"AHHHHHHH! EVIIIIL HEALTH FOOD!!!!!" screamed everyone besides Mimi, who had leaped at the rabbit and huggled it.

"YAY! I LOVE BUNNIES!"

Meanwhile...

The fic cuts to some random scene with Loku and Ron standing on the end of the Titanic. Well, due to copyright laws, it's not the Titanic. It's....the Muffin...anic. Yeah. The Muffinanic.

Loku was standing on the railing with Ron holding her around the waist.

"Do you trust me?" he asked softly.

"Yes," she whispered back. Loku closed her eyes, breathing in the fresh ocean air.

Ron smirked sinisterly, and quickly let go of Loku, letting her fall to her watery doom. He laughed uncharacteristically evily.

The scence cut to a far away view of the bow of the ship with a teeny tiny dot falling at a slow but sort of fast rate. This dot was Loku. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-long gasp-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON--" she was instantly cut off when she hit the icy water.

We now cut back to your original chapter.

A soaking wet Loku stomped very, very, VERY angrily up to Ron and slapped him across the face. "YOU BASTARD! NO! BASTARD DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE YOU, YOU HORRIBLE VILE EVIL SICK TWISTED--" she was again cut off by Ron's lips pressed against hers.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! This was just getting good..." complained Hermione. A random leprachaun fuck from the last chapter flew overhead and dropped a dooky four-leaf clover anvil on her.

Loku pushed him away, "YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER BY KISSING ME!?"

Ron stuttered nervously, "Erm...yes."

Loku shrugged, and proceeded to leap on Ron and...well you can assume what happened.

"This whole chapter was stupid. All that happened was a bunch of random shit with Loku and Ron!" grumbled Ginny.

"I'M NOT FINISHED YET!" screamed Loku.

The group finally made it to the giganto tower castle thingy surrounded by pig statues. Loku knocked on the tall, porkish door.

A small rubber piggy from the episode of Invader Zim titled "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy" opened the door and stuck it's head out, "Yesssss?"

"We're here for the Golden Spork!" proclaimed Kyuki.

"Oh. Ok. Whatever," said the pig, opening the door further to let them in.

OOGA BOOGA! Yeah. I decided to end this chapter here. I know, I know, it's really, really short. But don't worry, the next chapter will be a LOT longer for it will tell what most of their tasks are and they'll do some of 'em and yeah. I'm guessing this story will go on for about 3 more chapters, until chapter 20. Has anyone noticed that I've stopped calling Hermione Hermy?!

Hermione: I have.

SHUT UP WENCH. Erm...yeah. Anyway, review and make me happy! xD