A/N: I won't bother you with the usual excuses. I do promise more frequent updates from here on out unless I say otherwise. It's Vash's turn now, and if you read the ones for Meryl and Milly you should know how this one works. This one turned out to be easier than I thought, but I guess it's because of the practice I got from writing the other two. Please enjoy!-NB-


Vash Thoughts

Crap! No bullets! Thanks for nothing fellas. Hey! Not so rough! Getting hungry... Did I miss something?

Aaaaah!!! Girls! Wait up! Mmmm... Thanks for the donuts! Wait, you're actually going back there?


You can count on me Miss Maryanne. My bullets never miss their mark. Bang! Oops. Wrong girl.

Wow. Scary! Later! I knew it! You are the girl I thought you were! But I don't want to get arrested. Aww Man!


Hey insurance girls! Working hard? Achoo! Hey! Don't! No!!! Ok, I if I buy the drinks will you tell me something?

What the hell are you talking about? The situation isn't equal. Wow. Wasn't even loaded.


You know, I've been through a lot of hell since I met the two of you. Can't we all just get along?

I can't shoot him. Rem... You can't look away anymore. This world is made of love and peace!


Oh crap! Not again! Wait...I think they've stopped. Uh oh... Bounty hunters in aprons? I understand.

I have no choice but to keep moving. I'm really no better than you are. Love and peace!!!


Exactly how long are you insurance girls gonna hang around? Great. Man, she's bitchy. Oh wow! What a babe!

What? Are you after that stupid reward? July... I'm sorry that I couldn't die. You would have been the same as me.


Could I be regretting it just a little? At least I'm on my own again. Ouch!!! A stowaway? Don't worry. I'll help you.

Man, those girls are sharp. Hey growing boy! It's dark out there. Ack!!! Rem...wait! Don't go!!! Bandits? Oh great.


C'mon squirt! Don't get sentimental on me! Don't sweat the small stuff! Oh no... I screwed up.

It's sloppy, I know. But I made a promise. You can start over. The ticket to the future is always open.


Am I getting through to this girl? Ouch!!! A priest? Don't tell him my real name!!! My smile? What do you mean?

You listen, but then you don't! He's not an ordinary priest. You can tell him off. I'm staying here.


Captain, this isn't working! Wolfwood? Why'd you sign me up? It's just a contest. It'll be okay...I think.

You're in too Wolfwood. One on one combat? Great. Don't kill them! Why'd you have to hurt so many?


He wanted a kill, and I accepted. I'll tell you why if you put that gun away.

I'm sorry for deceiving you. You really are a good girl like Wolfwood said.


Legato. What do you want from me? Do you work for him? Oh, it's just you. I need some time to think.

Don't be stupid! Get down!!! Stay away from me. He killed all those people! But it's wrong to shoot him, right Rem?


Where's your boss? I'm not that trusting. My finger was on the trigger the whole time.

These scars...are something I don't want girls to see. I can't stop until I face him. Until I face my past.


Geez insurance girl, I'm not gonna try anything. At least not yet.

This is for helping me out on the sand steamer. Now we're even.


Legato. He's here. Who are you lady? There are better things to do than taking out the trash.

This is as far as we travel together. I can't tell you why, or you'll be put in danger. It's been fun! Stay back!!!


Aww man, I have to fight this guy!!! Augusta. Feels like the last time. What the... Did you kill them?!

You slime! Ever heard of warrior's compassion? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!!! Not...the light!!! Run!!!


Rem, why won't they wake up? We're making a different kind of Eden aren't we. Knives. Steve says we're not human. He hates me.

I won't leave you alone. I love you Rem. Knives! I wanted to save both!!! Come back Rem!!! Knives! Bring her back you bastard!!!


I don't remember, but I know in my heart that I did it. I want to stay here with them. Damn you Knives.

Wolfwood! Thou shall not kill! What kind of churchman are you?! Lina, it should be me who's sorry. Goodbye, for now.


A feud? Why do things like this have to happen?! Let's talk it out like adults, or do you wanna get hurt?

I'll whack you mister. Will you knock it off?! Don't kill him please! I'm begging you!!! So...long time no see.


I know what I have to do Rem. I disapprove of suicide more than any-Wolfwood?! Brad? Man, you sure got taller.

I guess I am more dangerous than Knives, but please trust me Brad. Jessica? What's this? Three demons.


The plant room? God, no... I'm sorry I didn't come home sooner. Leave the plant alone!!! Don't give up on me Brad.

We can do this. That's the way. No don't!!! Forgive me. Thank you Brad. You too Jessica. Brad?! Brad!!!


Everyone who touches me dies... What's up Meryl? Kids? Women are a marvel. And Meryl... We can't leave them.

The demon hasn't won. You cheered me on in spite of him. Wolfwood!!! He wasn't going to shoot me!


How can you enjoy this Knives? He stole someone important to me. I don't know what I want.

When I'm dead, promise you won't kill anymore. My name? Don't die on me! I failed again Wolfwood. Wolfwood...?


I'm sorry Meryl. I need some time alone. There's a girl in pain who could use your help. Wolfwood...

Legato. Damn you!!! Shut up! Shut up!!! Not again!!! Milly...Meryl!!! Stop! No more! Wolfwood...Rem...I'm sorry.


What Rem? I remember. How can I face him. Now I'm a sinner too! I shot him... I took his life!!!

Meryl... Oh Rem. I found you. You just gave me the answer. Don't worry Meryl, and thank you.


I know I'm not human Knives. But we are not superior to them. I won't make the same mistake twice.

I will survive. Thank you Wolfwood. Rem, I'll look to my own words for guidance from now on.


A/N: All I have to say is that Vash is the only guy I know who looks good with a trash can lid on his head. Nyao =O.O= Kuroneko-sama says 'Please review!'-NB-

P.S. Is anyone having trouble making faces in quick edit? I'm not very happy about it, and I HATE using the lines to separate everything! They make it look stupid.