A/N: I did say I was gonna be more frequent, didn't I? -shifts eyes- Anyway, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. Wolfwood's very different from the others I've done because he's not in all the episodes. I took that to my advantage and spread out his thoughts and wisdom he had packed into each episode he did appear in. I did my best to have them relate to what did happen while he wasn't around. Please enjoy! NB


=Wolfwood Thoughts=

It's about time I left the church anyway.

This job isn't easy.

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Everything I do is for the children.

Making money as a priest...? Not exactly.

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Unfortunately we live in a dangerous world...

...It's for self-protection.

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Our powers are limited...

...The worst thing I can do is wait for the perfect answer to come.

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I thought everything would be easier for me...

...after I shot him.

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In reality it was the beginning of a vicious cycle.

I learned how cruel this world can be.

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Those children don't deserve to grow up the way I did.

There's no place worse than this planet. That's why I do what I do.

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Dammit!!! My bike!!!

Must...keep...going... God save me...!!!

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Well praise the Lord!!! Hello!!! Yep!! It was horrible!! I'm a soldier of love. Vash?!! The Vash?!! That's a painful smile.

Nice shot Big Girl! I would have gone anyway. What happened? Don't play dumb. Can I sit here? Hey, you're pretty comfortable.

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Thank heaven you asked!!! It's a long story, although it's kind of a short one! That smile looks good on you. Whooooo's drinkin'!!

You're a wuss Vash. Me too?! Yea right, that's enough! It's for the good of that family!!! May God have mercy on your soul.

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Hey Big Girl! What the hell are you doi- well I'll be damned! Some answers just fall down from heaven.

Why do I always get into trouble with this girl? If you leave, somebody will die. Now he's really done it.

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Lord, what the hell was I thinking? She's able to do everything I can't, like it's no big deal at all. It's really irritating.

She's a good girl. She's really good. And Vash, my friend, you're just like her.

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All that time I thought they're had to be a sacrifice. But there was another answer: Vash the Stampede.

Every time I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I'm not. You know, it hurts.

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That smile he always wears is hiding something.

He's hurting like crazy on the inside, yet he grins and bears it.

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If I take this job, I will get the money I need for the children, right?

This shouldn't be too hard. All I have to do is watch his back until we get there.

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He's heading for Augusta? Need to hurry. Almost there. What the...?

Only you can survive something like that. I can't do that. I'm sorry.

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Look at this. Another town in rubble. What will you do now, Vash the stampede.

Is this the path you have chosen?

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If it weren't for that wimp, you'd be dead!!! It's been a long time. I've been looking everywhere for you, you dumb jerk.

If you want this pathetic existence so bad, that you'd forget everything else... Somebody's gotta get tough. I'm really sorry.

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I don't want this to turn into another Little Jersey. Let's just go. I had a feeling you're no mere mortal, but a cat? Wait!! What the hell...?!

Rotten Needle Noggin! A Raid? What are you gonna do now? We're nothing like God. Luck and persistence won't work forever.

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I thought you were committing suicide! What the hell's the matter with you?! I'm getting tired of your lies.

Hey there, my name is Wolfwo- Doesn't anyone trust the word of a priest anymore? I didn't do it! Don't say it!!!

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Where'd that red coat come from?! Damn!!! I'm wasting bullets!! Say goodnight!! It didn't make a dent!

This can't be good. The plant! Nooo!!! Everything happened the way the planned it! That deranged lunatic!!! This job's killing me.

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You still have somewhere to go. I assume you're hungry. I know everything about you Honey. Let's make a detour.

Women are a marvel. Look at those kids. What?! I can't kill those either?! He was nothing but a damn demon! How are we to survive?

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Don't look at me like that. You don't understand. Kill him? But Knives told me guide him! He acts like he's the one who killed the kid.

What would you have done? I wanted to protect him... Thank you. Can you please stay? Is this the right thing to do...?

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Our lives were so different, but I see now. I took many people's lives. My first confession. I'm sorry Honey.

I wasn't ready yet!! I wanted to stay with them! Vash and the girls. I didn't want to die this way!!!

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Man is born a mortal being, and we all make mistakes. You can accept it, or you can choose to suffer.

I wish Vash could see that... There is a way to make it right again. It was almost too late for me.

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What are you doing Needle Noggin?!! It's right beside you! Use it, dammit!!!

Vash, I honestly hope you can fulfill our dreams. Don't give up. I know you can survive this.


A/N: I only have one more of these to do before I start on another experimental project. Can you guess who it will be? Fifty points if you guess right!!! Please review! NB