Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (or is it????)
Alternative title- Harry Potter 6 becomes a clichéd piece of Fan fiction
Harry Potter suddenly sat bolt upright in bed. His muscular body was sweating and his arms and legs hurt from where the Dursleys had hit him and abused him. Despite having been living with the Dursleys for four weeks, where he wasn't fed and he was tortured and he wasn't allowed to see daylight, Harry was in rime physical condition. Over the four weeks of the holidays he had suddenly grown to 5ft 11", he had a healthy, almost glowing, tan (despite the fact it had been raining non-stop since June) and his body was now covered in muscles.
Over the summer, Harry had a lot of free time while waiting for the order to take him away. He'd learned to apparate by himself, to do wandless magic and had become an animagus, a stag like his father. He had also received his Owl results and found that in all subjects except divination (where he had only received an EE) he had got an O and been accepted into all the Newt classes. The results, combined with the fact Fudge had been fired and Arthur Weasley was the new minister for magic (despite knowing nothing about politics and having pretty much no previous experience) made it almost certain he would become an auror.
Harry thought for a moment about Sirius and how much he missed him, then forgot all about him as an owl came soaring in through the window. The owl was soon joined by six other owls, carrying a long package in their beaks. Harry first ripped open the letter. It said:
Harry
I hope this letter reaches you soon, as otherwise we may give you a shock. I first must clear up a few things so as not to confuse anyone reading this story:
1. Guess what! Sirius is actually alive and was just hiding behind the veil. Sorry to scare you like that!
2. Hermione and Ginny have just arrived at Grimauld place. They have been to stay with Hermione's American cousins over the holiday and have both had makeovers, so don't be shocked when you see them
3. I am going to be teaching you again this year as Hermione has developed a Wolfsbane potion that lasts a lifetime. This means once I've taken it, I'll never be harmful as a Werewolf again! (Also, JK Rowling couldn't be bothered to think up a new character)
4. As he never does much in the books, Professor Flitwick has resigned and Sirius is going to teach charms.
5. To provide some love interest for me and Sirius then a new muggle studies teacher will be joining the order and becoming muggle studies teacher. I'm hoping she isn't a Mary Sue, but I'm betting she will be
6. Hogwarts will be starting an exchange program and will also be holding a summer ball (as well as an autumn ball, a winter ball, a valentine's ball, a Wednesday ball, a karaoke competition, a coffee morning, a quiz night etc.
I may have not been able to mention all of the things that are going to happen this year but I am so poor I can't even afford any more parchment.
See you soon
Remus Lupin
PS. To say sorry for scaring you, Sirius asked Ron to send you this new broom he invented. Ron has learnt so much new magic this summer that he was able to charm it to fly ten times faster than a firebolt and it is apparently able to fly to the moon
PPS. Sorry we left you at privet drive for the Dursleys to abuse you, but it's so more people will sympathize with you later.
PPPS. We're coming to collect you in about twenty seconds.
Harry read and re-read the letter; even for someone as intelligent as him it was a lot to take in all at once. He then opened his new broomstick and took a look at it. It had an oak handle and the words Moon Star written down the side in sparkling gold lettering. Harry took one look at it then took out his 'treasured' Firebolt and threw it out the window. Also in the broomstick packaging there were a few other small presents. There were some skiving snackboxes, a new sneakascope and, because Dumbledore had decided that Ron wasn't a very good prefect and had made Harry a prefect instead, a small red and gold badge. Then suddenly he heard a crash downstairs and new the order had arrived to collect him. He shoved a few things in his bag, checked in the mirror to make sure he was still handsome in case Ginny or Hermione had decided to come to collect him with the order, combed his hair and went downstairs.
Disclaimer- If I owned any of this, do you really think I would be writing this crumby story? (Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.)
A/N- This is my first fanfic, so if you review please either offer it praise or use constructive criticism. You don't have to review, but it would be nice. Thank you
