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This is my second Fan fiction so don't scold me if you do not like it :)


A Recipy for Disaster

Chapter one: Gunk for dinner.

Neji POV:

I was on my way home back from a three day mission, all I wanted to do now was have a nice meal and then go to bed.

I stepped into the house only to smell the weird concoction my wife was cooking, tonight smelt like carnivore salad with chocolate drizzled on top. Oh my god.

I love my wife to bits but stepping into the house eating her food was worse then any other mission a man could have. We rarely have dinner parties any more because people never come unless they hear we are having take out or unless I'm cooking. Tenten had a thing about experiencing new taste she never liked to eat the same thing twice in a row other wise she'd go nuts. She always had a thing about having something sweet in every meal. It was a nightmare.

"Hey hon... Im back...what you cooking there?" With Tenten you had to tread softly...never insult her cooking. Otherwise she would go ballistic. I remember one time, it was when we first got married I asked if she knew what she was cooking and that it smelt awful I remember sleeping on the lawn with nothing but a bedspread to cover me it was thin and I was cold, I woke up with people starring at me...Naruto had walked past at one point and he said 'Gosh he must have insulted her cooking'. I stared at him look of utter disgust on my face, how dare that bastard say that.

Suddenly two kids pounced on me. Ahhh, it's only the twins. At the age of four both were carbon copies of their dad. Of course they had my features but they still had Tenten's smile...

"Hey Neji-kun what are you day dreaming about..How was the mission?" asked my wife.

"It was fine...what's for dinner tonight?"

"Im glad you asked...tonight...kiiiiiiii-ids...drum rollllllll...laaaaaaaaaallaaaaaaallaaaaa...tonight"

"Bruuummmmbrumm" the kids still doing their drum roll...I rolled my eyes

"TONIGHT IS...CHICK CHICK CHOACK CHOCK CHICK" She said expecting applause...so I did...I applauded her...seeing her smile made up for everything though.

So I pulled out a chair for her and waited for her to sit on it. She served me a big dollop of the food, the kids were jumping up and down they strangely loved her food.

"Hibiki, Mai...Sit down please" Hibiki was the oldest Mai..The youngest.

"Yes..Maaaa" they said in unison

"Okay guys Itadakimasu" Shouted Tenten at the top of her lungs. I looked down at my food...I stared and stared...Oh well here goes...swallow..glup...vomit bluucchhh yuk yuk yuk I thought in my head.

"NEJI...have you lost you're manners?" asked Tenten

"Gomen...gomen...I have an upset stomach. can I have an aspirin, then go to bed?"

"Oh ok...shall I cover you food for later?" she asked with a wide smile.

"Oh god no... I mean no thank you... it was great though!" any thing to not spend another night on the lawn.

"Ok then get well soon"

"Thanks..." with that I ran up the stairs into the upstairs kitchen...where's my secret ramen stash? Final I found it... She really has to learn how to cook properly. I can't live on this forever.


Thanks for reading...next chapter will be out in a few days

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