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Recipe for Disaster

Chapter 2: Deja Vu- Sleeping on the lawn

Tenten POV:

So my husband told me that I had a tummy upset today and he did not eat his din din. I was sad but I knew he couldn't help it. So anyway I was on my way to bed, I let my hair fall free from its buns and I climbed in with my Neji.

It was then that I smelt it...the smell of...

RAMEN

"Hyuuga Neji...WAKE UP" the kids were down stairs in their room, blissfully sleeping so no matter how much I scream they would not hear...this is a good thing because I was about to give Neji an earful. He shot up and started to rub his eyes.

"Do you have any idea of what time it is?"

"You've got a nerve rising you're voice with me...why do you smell like Ramen?"

"Oh god...do we have to do this now?" I glared at him. "Yes well I was hungry after a while so I ate some"

"Why couldn't you eat my food then?"

"That's it get you're ass on the lawn NOW"

"It's the middle of winter and it cold out there!"

"You should have thought about that before you insulted my cooking"

"Wait...I didn't say it was bad I just said '...'"

"That's my point now leave"

"Fine" It was sad to see him leave but he did lie to me plus no one insults my cooking and gets away with it.

Neji POV:

So...She kicked me out again. What makes her think she can do what she wants? Any way its winter and its freezing out here, just before I left she tossed me an electric heater... In case she forgot there are no plug sockets out here. She was being evil...malicious. God only knows she can be really evil when she wants to be.

I fell asleep after awhile but when I woke up I saw that damn Shikamaru with his arm linked around his wife Temari who was cradling their new born baby girl. "Women are soooo troublesome aren't they" he complained, "What you do this time...Insult here cooking?" He received the ultimate death glare from Temari. Neji smirked to himself knowing that he would not be the only one sleeping uncomfortably.

I eventually fell back into a deep sleep but when I woke up Mai was sitting on me. "Mai-chan what are you doing here your mum will go bananas if she finds you here"

"No its ok I asked her n she said yes. I'm sitting on you to keep you warm...you look cold...bbrrrrrrr" I smiled inside knowing that at least someone loves me I wonder where Hibiki-chan is...

Mai POV:

I felt sorry for chichiue to day. He looked so cold; oka-san kicked him out. I can understand why chichiue doesn't like oka-san's cooking because sometimes she makes porridge she always has to put something weird in it like chicken glazed in chocolate...or caramelised eggs... I pretend to like it because I don't want to end up like chichiue sleeping on wet grass. Why can't I have normal food like the other kids?

Hibik POV:

I can't side with nee-san on this one...I love oka-san's cooking. OKA-SAN rules. I can go out side and sit on chichiue because that would be horrible to oka-san and she would be all alone. I love chichiue too but between you and me I choose warmth over cold any time...

Tenten POV:

Hmmmm... What is for dinner tonight?

Neji POV:

Maybe I could eat out today.

Mai POV:

If chichiue is eating out today I wonder if mum will let me go with him.


Hibik POV:

Lame chapter?

No flamers!

Ps...Next chapter Tenten's dinner party!