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Recipe for Disaster

Chapter 3: The Dinner Party from Hell

Neji POV:

Now although I had diarrhoea this morning and although I still had to eat Tenten's food, I was still in a good mood, this is because today is my sixth year wedding anniversary. As I walked down the stairs the smell of fish and honey assaulted my senses. Oh no what was she doing.

Tenten POV:

Since Neji loved yesterday's dinner I thought I'd cook again. "Hey why are you cooking for to night? I thought we were eating out." Now I thought this was a silly question because I thought Neji knew that we were having guest over tonight.

"Neji darling...we are having a dinner party didn't you know? Everyone is coming over today because we haven't seen them in ages. Now would you mind peeling the oranges for the soup?"

Neji POV:

So I started peeling and then I thought 'oh no' because people hated her food. I was no longer in a good mood. Today was meant to be mine and Tenten's day...no one else's. "So what time do the guests arrive" I snapped

"Oh around five I guess, that way they can leave early and we can go out after" These made me lighten up a bit. I was happy again but one question still remained ' what will the guest eat?'

Around five o'clock the first guest arrived. It was my Hinata and her husband Choji that arrived first. Thank god Choji's here he eats anything so the food will be gone before the rest of the guest can arrive. I ran up stairs to see if I still had my ramen stash, but there wasn't any, it was strange because I remember I bought some the day before yesterday. Oh no she has hidden it.

"Looking for some thing?" A voice behind me said... it was Hibiki, thank god, if it were Tenten I would be in deep trouble.

"Where are they...Where did your mother hide them?"

"Give it up chichiue; mum will kill you if she finds out what you're doing."

"What do you want I will give you any thing? What do you want...a pony?

"Gimme fifty dollars and then its settled"

"Fine" I handed her the money, "Now where are they we can't feed the guest what you're mother has cooked"

"They are I my wardrobe second shelf on the right." She skipped off and left me.

Hibiki POV:

Gosh I really am evil. Hehehe fifty dollars richer. YEAH! Chichiue really is rather silly. How is he going to cook ramen for everyone when mum's got all that food?

Neji POV:

Ok so by the time Choji finishes all the food every one will be here and no one will have any food to eat, this is when I come in and pull out the ramen. Great plan Neji.

So by the time I got back down stairs music was playing the guests were coming and Choji was eating. God bless that man. Sasuke and Sakura had arrived with their little tykes. So kawaii. Err...did I just say that? The excitement must be going to my head. Naruto and Ino arrived a little late looking a little flushed, hmm I wonder why. Shikamaru and Temari came next claming that the baby had been troublesome constantly crying. So by the time everyone had arrived all the food had been eaten by Choji. YaTa...This was great!

Tenten POV:

So every one was here by five thirty and all the wonderful food I had left out had been eaten by Choji. Bless him... He was no longer fat but he sure knew how to stuff his face. I knew this would happen so...

"Hey everyone it appears all the food is finished… but never fear for I have reinforcements."

Neji POV:

Everyone in the room sweat's drops. (o.o)'

Looks like Tenten is two steps ahead of me...my plan will not work.

Sakura POV:

Don't get me wrong I love Tenten like a big sister but sometime she can act a little crazy plus her food isn't all that good".

Sasuke POV:

I seemed like all the men let out a sigh of complaint but I just said nothing. All men that complained received a slap from their wife and the death glare. It seems like everyone will be sleeping on the grass tonight. I smirked to myself. My thoughts were interrupted by Sakura, I love her but she really can be irritating when she interrupts my thoughts! "Sasuke-kun why are you smirking to your self?"

Oh jeez, what do I say to her? Say something BAKA "Um I was just remembering the time when you fell off the tree trying to catch the balloon for Kai"

"Eh? That never happened"

"Oh... it was in my dream."

"One word. LAWN" Oh man!

Neji POV:

It seemed like no one was happy about Tenten's reinforcements. I could only hope that Choji would eat this up just as fast but it seemed like the more he ate the more she pulled out reinforcements! Come on she would have to run out at some point. So eventually she did. And when I offered to make some ramen for the guest she said "LAWN" well I guess its all the men camping out side to day...well every one except Choji, even though he had eaten all the food my cousin Hinata-sama would never have the heart to throw him out.

Hinata POV:

With my special eyes I could read everything my cousin was thinking but how little he knew because Choji was going to go in the back yard tonight. I do not display my marrige problemson the lawn like everybody else. Silly fool for eating so much!


So you guys want to know how the rest of the party will end up. R and R then find out in the next chapter!

(NO FLAMERS)

(o.o)' -this means sweat drop in case you didn't know!