K...yeah I know this is a completely random segueway, but I just felt like writings this scene. Eventually I will put these in order, but for now I'm posting them as they come to me. Hope you like it:D
"You don't remember, do you, Gabriel?"
Gabriel was still trying to get the Silly Putty off his shirt. "What?"
"I said—oh, darn it, you messed up my line!" Dracula strode over to him. "Let me see that!"
Gabriel looked up in alarm as the vampire yanked the gummy stuff off his shirt. "Hey! I bought this in Paris!"
"That piece of junk?" Dracula sniffed. "As I was saying…"
Silence. He cleared his throat. "Line…what's the line?" he hissed past the camera.
He frowned at the odd gestures the director was giving him. "Famous saying? Sounds like?"
Van Helsing shoved him aside and flashed a million-dollar grin at the camera. "Now, Dracula, what is it that I'm supposed to be remembering?" He frowned, looked down, counted on his fingers… "Yes, that was right," he muttered. Dracula looked like he was trying not to snort, a very bad idea since he was chewing gum at the time.
"You are the great Van Helsing! Trained by…oh crap, I don't remember the line. Hey! What is it again?" He ignored the director's gesture to keep going. There was a small tussle with the cameraman, who wisely decided to retire then and there and avoided irate pink-bedecked vampires for the rest of his life.
The scene continued. Van Helsing stepped backward to avoid the already-angry vampire and earned a laugh from the latter. "We have such…history…you and I, Gabriel," Dracula said in an overly dramatic voice. Several fanfiction authors retired in disgust that he actually had blue eyes, not dark ones. The others chose to ignore this once-in-the-movie occurrence.
Dracula frowned at the author, who gave him a quick smile of apology and turned the focus back to him.
At this moment, Van Helsing used Dracula's confusion to unfairly hold up a hand mirror that was shaped like a cross in order to give the movie more effect. The audience, aside from gasping in shock that this was really a mirror, wondered how in the world Van Helsing managed to move, let alone run, with all that metal concealed inside his duster.
Dracula looked in the mirror/cross and shrieked, realizing that he had forgotten to brush his hair. He grabbed the mirror and tried to look closer, but Van Helsing, who was equally vain, held on tightly until it exploded (also highly improbable. The digital artists responsible were fired immediately).
Once the evil thing was destroyed, Dracula straightened his bowtie and smiled. "Perhaps that is a conversation for another time."
A loud wailing was heard in the background. Dracula whirled, a stricken look on his face. "Gabriel! You must save me from them!" He turned back to Van Helsing, who was already gone. "Gabriel!"
haha I'm so mean to them! (evil grin) Please review!
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