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Recipe For Disaster:
Chapter Four: Party Is Over Get On The Lawn
Neji POV:
So before Tenten managed to pull out all the food she had made everyone decided that it was time to leave, they made excuses about having to put the children to sleep. I did not need my Byakugan to see that Tenten was disturbed, she seem to be gutted that everyone hadn't eaten anything, except for Choji.
Tenten POV:
Maybe Neji was right maybe my cooking is so revolting that everyone refuses to eat it. Maybe I should take up cooking classes from Hinata or something like that?
Neji POV: 2 hours later
So a while later I tried to comfort her but she sent me out side for lying, I went out side, but this time I was fully equipped. I had a torch, a blanket, a water bottle and other stuff I had put in my emergency lawn box. As I walked out side I saw all the men camping since they too had been kicked out. They didn't seem to have quilts with them so I made my way to my special place under the canopy of trees so that I wouldn't be seen. There is no way I'm sharing my quilt with any of these bakas.
Sasuke POV:
There's that 'SOB' Neji,its his fault I'm out here because if I hadn't gone to the party then I wouldn't have said what I did, so...he got kicked out too, I thought that it was his wedding anniversary...hahaha… marriage problems. "You can talk Uchiha...why are you out here if your marriage is soooo perfect?" Oh shiten hosen he heard me thinking... Eh? How did he do that, but I guess he is right.
Shikamaru POV:
Oh crap their going to start a fight now, all I want to do is sleep in peace and harmony...in my bed, it's hard being married to Temari, she so demanding. "Do this, do that blah blah blah" Oh crap I'm talking loud again.
Naruto POV: Suddenly everyone's attention seemed to be pointed at Shikamaru. The cold must be getting to him since he started talking to himself. I just do not understand why women never tell each other when they have a fault, they always have to cover it up or something. Take Ino for example she always has to plaster all that darn foundation on her face in the morning, why can't she just be happy with her natural beauty. Wow...that's deep.
Sasuke POV:
Is that Naruto over there? Oh my God is he actually thinking? Oh my god someone needs to help him before he like has an overload from thinking.
Neji POV:
Damn how the hell am I supposed to get some sleep when all these people think so loud, don't they realise that they are actually talking. I haven't eaten anything all day and now I feel so empty...why am I sitting out here on my anniversary night when I should be inside. "Say Neji..." Uchiha suddenly grabbed my attention. "Why are you out here?" he asked.
"...well I was trying to comfort Tenten and then she told me to pi off, she's angry and blames me because no one ate her food."
"Women are troublesome" I herd Shikamaru say from the other side of the road.
"Sakura's pregnant again, that's why I'm out here" (Sasuke POV: god if they really didn't see that she was heavily pregnant, then they really must be thick...I mean all their wives knew!)
"I knew it. Every time she wears baggy clothes I just know she's pregnant." Said Choji...wait Choji what is he doing out here?
"I think Ino just married me for my body" said Naruto
"..." silence from everyone
"What, I really do!"
"So any way" I said. Why are you out here Choji?"
"Hinata-chan kicked me out"
"What. no? really?" said Sasuke in a sarcastic voice.
"Why" I asked.
"Because women are troublesome...and I ate too much apparently" said Choji sheepishly.
"Hey, that's my line" said Shika; he had to raise his voice every time since he was further down the road.
Choji POV:
Jeez, what is this 20 questions? God I'm hungry.
Shika POV:
I walked over on to Choji's lawn, why the hell did Temari have to buy the house that was furthest away?
Sasuke POV:
I lay down looking up at the beautiful night sky. All of a sudden Sakura padded out bare footed declaring that "Sasuke-kun... the baby, its coming!"
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