Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

I think it's pretty pathetic that I only have like 10 reviews for this fic...lol

Thanks to moonlightpath, ero-jounin, FireDragonBL!

I've heard that my fic is not funny enough so sorry if its crap...I have replaced chapter five with this so I hope its better... I only go one review for chapter five so I assume that either people can't be bothered to review or that it wasn't good enough. You see I wanted to change the parings because I do not like Hinata and Choji together or Shika and Temari etc...


Chapter Five: Where do babies come from?

Sasuke POV:

Oh crap why me, why the hell now? I was about to fall asleep and then grrrr. Oh my god what am I thinking, I should go and help her. So a few minutes later we got all Sakura's belongings into a bag. Now why do I feel like I have forgotten something? Clothes...check, sweets. Check, name book... check, stress ball...check. (I bring stress balls now because when we had Kai (our first child, Sakura broke both of my hands...if it were any one else I would have beaten them to a pulp.) So I still feel like I have left something...

"Chichiue...need to go ka-ka-pee-pee...owww.Chichi...Ka-ka hurting botty... kaka pushing otta my botty. Owww Chi-wwaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaa." said my youngest son Ichigo. Oh my good god, now I remember, oh no where are the kids going to go?

Ichigo POV:

Need to go pee-pee...oh no go na pee pee in panties mummmmmy. Don't cry...Ichi...Pee pee Ichi. Ahhh...panties wet now... oh no.

Sakura POV:

Mean while, while my baby is threatening to kick its way out of me, my good for nothing husband is thinking? What's going on?

5mins later:

So after I woke up the whole neighbourhood Tenten and Neji decided they would baby-sit Kai and Ichigo for us. Naruto drove us to the hospital taking the whole road with him... the whole road being Temari, Hinata, Choji and Ino. Shikamaru decided that coming to the hospital would be to troublesome so he stayed to look after his little one named Hime.

Naruto POV:

There sure are a lot of people in the car...

Temari:

Yey... I love babies.

Neji POV:

Great now we are baby sitting on our wedding anniversary.

Hinata POV:

For the love of god... I just want to sleep why did Choji drag me?

Choji POV:

Chew chew...gulp gulp God I'm hungry!


Tenten POV:

So it's Ten pm at night and Ichigo's pants are soiled, my little ones are fast asleep and so is Kai. Let's see. Someone was tugging at the hem of my skirt then I realised it was Ichi. "Hello Ichi you ok?"

"Nooo...Botty wet...Ichi pee peed" So a few minutes later I bathed him and then tucked him away.


6:30 in the morning -

"Waaa...where am I?" I heard a voice call...it was Kai, I ran up to him to comfort him the last thing I wanted was for everyone to wake up, because I was preparing breakfast and I wanted it to be a surprise.

"Shhh...It's me aunty Tenten, mummy and daddy are going to get the baby now."

"The baby?"

"Yes, they will be back soon."

"Aunty Tenten, where do babies come from?"

"Hello" he said while waving a tiny hand in front of my face.

"Are you hungry?" I said trying to divert the conversation else where.

Kai POV:

Why do adults do that every time I ask where babies come from, it's stupid really. Is it really something to be embarrassed about?


Neji POV:

Yea so I couldn't even sleep in my own bed yesterday...I had to sleep in the kids room...well at least it's an upgrade from sleeping on the grass. Wait a moment; I think I still have some grass in my hair since last night. Ah, well. Oh god is that breakfast I smell?

So a while later everyone was up, even the kids. They were sitting down watching TV, so I decided to go into the kitchen. I looped my arms around Tenten's waist while she spoon fed me something from a pan. I pretended to like it like I always do and she was happy with that. "Did I put too much salt?" she asked me.

"..." Silence.

The kids came round to the table. They took out their chopsticks and looked at the food. After a while they started eating.

Ichigo POV:

Everyone knows aunty Ten's legen de airy tempo tem per re so we never say that the food is bad. Otherwise she will tell mum n mum smacks bottys and cry. She says "be nice to aunty Tenten"

Kai POV:

Hibiki is looking very radiant and pretty today. Stares at her dreamily

Hibiki POV:

Oh my god, that freak is staring at me again. Kai asked me out last month I told him no but he still fancies me. For god's sake, I'm like five years old, I don't have time for boyfriends, and I need to become stronger.

Mai POV:

Uh oh, Hibiki's going to get angry now...

Tenten:

Yey...everyone's eating happily. YaTa!

Neji POV:

Waa? Not one complaint? What's up with these kids?


At the Hospital, Sasuke POV:

So it came out eventually, slime, blood, placenta and all. God how can people say that this is beautiful? Ok, so a few minutes later it was all cleaned up...yea now you can say its kawaii! It was a she. She had pink hair just like her mother and beautiful black eyes like my own. Ahh. I think that her eyes might clash with her hair when she activates the sharingan but hopefully she would have decided to dye her hair black by then.

"I'm calling her Violet." announced my tired wife.

"Are you thinking straight...her hair is pink not purple?"

"Ok fine how about Blossom?"

"That's a gay name for a kid."

"Sasuke! Fine what do you want then?"

"How's about Rukia, sounds nice."

"..." ha-ha you have to agree with me, cos I'm the best Hell Yeah! "Fine Rukia it is." She said after thinking. So everyone came into the hospital room gushing over the new born baby. They all played pass the parcel with Rukia, passing her from one person to the other, then they all bugged off saying that me and Sakura needed to spend some quality time together.


Neji POV:

So it's the kids nap time now, I have to put them to bed because Tenten is busy gossiping over the phone with Ino. "Chichiue, has Sakura-chan had the baby yet?" Hibiki asked.

"Yes, it was a girl; looks like you've got another friend now"

"How are babies made?"

Tenten POV:

After I finished on the phone I decided to spy on my husband. I told Hibiki-chan to ask him 'where babies come from'...how's he going to tackle this one.

"Err well...babies come from the mummy's tummy"

"How did it get there and why can't they go in daddy's tummy?"

"Hello chichi you there?" I laughed and walked away.

Neji POV:

Tenten must have put her up to this. "How much did you're mother pay you to ask this question, what ever the price I will double it if you tell her that you're pregnant on you're 15th birthday...but for now ask her what 'sex' is."

"Triple, and then it's a deal, err, what is sex?"

Hibiki POV:

Wow, parents are so easy to break; I'm going to be so rich soon.

"Yo, oka-san what's 'sex'" Barbie doll 20, Make-up kit 15, look on my mother's face when I ask her what sex is...Priceless!


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