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Recipe for Disaster

Chapter Six: In-laws

Neji POV:

When you're asleep it's the best thing, it's like you're dead to the world and the universe, and nothing can take you out of this trance until you wake up. I had woken up, and then I wished that I hadn't. It was the twins' birthdays coming up in two days; this was usually the time of the year where the in-laws would poke their nose in where it wasn't wanted. Tenten's mum the biggest flirt known to humanity, she even took a shot at Hiashi-sama, that's how bad she was even though she was married. Also this is where Tenten gets her bad cooking habits. Her dad's ok thought, he's a bit like me, can't stand his daughter's or wife's cooking.

Tenten POV:

YaTa my mum and dad are coming later today, I just can't wait "Wow I'm so excited. Mama's gonna cook some food and I think I like it. Yeah baby, come dance Neji." over the years Neji had become quite the hip dancer when we were first married he used to sing 'Night Fever' to me all the time, but to-day he didn't seem to want to dance, oh my what's wrong with Neji.

Mai POV:

Oka-san's mum is the queen bee of all bad cooks, she's coming over tonight and by the looks of things since chichiue isn't dancing with oka-san I can tell he's not too happy.

Hibiki POV:

It's my birthday soon; I wonder what I will get. /rubs hands together/.


Neji POV:

Oh great just great I just got a phone call and not only are Tenten's parents coming but so are the whole Hyuuga clan this means Hanabi, Hiashi, Hinata (Who actually is not a Hyuuga since she's married out side the family, good on her I say.), and I hear that my mother might come but I doubt that since she doesn't give a monkey's about me. Actually the only people who care about me are Tenten, my kids and even possibly Hiashi-sama, god bless that man for making me understand that I no longer have to be a caged bird.

Yea so anyway, there are going to be too many people in our house and I have to put up with more bad cooking. 'Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong', came the inpatient ringing of the door bell, it cold only be one person-

"Oka-san...how lovely to see you."

"Hello Tenten-chan, you look more and more beautiful every time I come to visit, oh and look at my skin, it's starting to wrinkle, and alas I am ugly."

"No you're not oka-san, any way come in, what you still doing standing in the door way, one minute I'll get Neji to carry you're bags to you're room, uh where's dad?"

"Oh he's just gone to park the donkey in the garage."

"Donkey?"

"Yes dear, how else do you think we got her, by car, now that's just absurd, do you know what effects cars have on global warming, so much pollution it's just dispica- oh hello Neji-kun." she said as I walk down the stairs, I wish I hadn't, I wish I just stayed upstairs braiding my hair. "Oh Neji-kun looking as sexy and glamorous as ever, tell me, how do you keep you're hair so...shiny?" I think I'm going to puke, seriously, like eww. Wait a minute, did I say eww?

"Oh stop it mum, you know Neji's rather shy so just leave him for now ok?"

"Hello Pudding." said Tenten's father, finally someone sane, who has come to save me. "Hello favourite son-in-law."

"Hello." I said, "Would you like a drink?" I asked while I began to drag the suitcases in to the bedroom, they sure had a lot of things to carry, god poor donkey, I better get some carrots, and it might get hungry later. Donkeys do eat carrots...right?

"Yes, martinis for me please...dry." said Tenten's mother in the sexiest voice she could salvage.

"...and you?" I asked looking at her husband, seriously, how could the guy watch her while she flirted with other men? "Tenten you want a drink?"

"Beer please."

"Ah...look how sweet he is offering drinks to everyone, why don't you ever do that Tou-kun?"

"..." was her reply from her husband...ooof that's cold, I hope me and Tenten don't end up like that.


The twins stumbled into the living room playing 'Shinobies and Spies' they were oblivious to the fact that their grand parent were they at that moment in time since they were well into the game, who wouldn't be, it was a good game. So any way they were fighting with their kunai in hand when their grand mother shouted. "Ah, oh my god, their like little bo-bo-boys, where are you're manners children, don't you even give granny a hug?" Very reluctantly the two girls staggered towards their granny and hugged her.

Hibiki POV:

Arrrgggg, the game was just getting so good. She always ruins our fun oh my god-er.


Neji POV:

Suddenly everything was becoming a bit too much so I decided to use the donkey as my escape goat. I brought a bag of carrots with me and went into our new 'stable'. After feeding it I decided to pour my heart about my dreaded mother-in-law. "...And you know she just flirts so much."

"She's a nice lady you know." said the donkey, WHAT THE DONKEY CAN TALK?

"...AHHH...the donkey it spoke."

"Men really are inadaptable creatures aren't they?"

I straitened my self out trying not to show any emotional, "Um not really I was just surprised for a moment."

"I think you should give you're mother-in-law a chance."

Tenten's Dad POV:

Now I know my wife is a huge flirt but now Neji was pouring his heart to a donkey, I decided to play a little trick on him, the donkey can't really speak but I had attached a little speaker phone on it so it appeared that he had. One reason why Neji is a great son-in-law is that he can be so gullible, but that's pretty rare, I mean he is the great Hyuuga Neji after all.


Sorry a bit of a boring chapter, maybe I'll update soon.

Bye-bye!