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Recipe for Disaster

Chapter Seven: The Eventful Day, Tenten's Cooking Class


Seven am, Tenten was preparing food for the twins' birthday. She was marking her territory on one of her cakes that she made for herself, not that she had to of course, because no one would actually eat it.

Neji POV:

Seven am, Oh well I guess I have a little more time left in bed. I'll get up in ten minutes. Ah Tenten's sleeping sound asleep right now; I pulled my arm over her so I could give her a hug, instantly she snuggled up to me. I sniffed in the scent of her hair; how I love the smell of her lavender scented hair...wait a minute that smells like rose water...

"Hey Ten," I whispered in her ear, "Mmm, did you use a different shampoo...smells delish..."

"/snores, grunts and then snorts. /" After hearing this I backed away, Tenten had never snorted in her life, who was this impostor in my bed? I continued to back away until I met a wall I stopped and grabbed a kunai from Tenten's dressing table. "Tenten, intruder alert, Intruder alert." I pressed the secret alarm button on the bottom of the dressing table.

Tenten POV:

Suddenly everyone rushed upstairs to see what the big commotion was. The kids had woken up to. (I bet you're wondering about the alarm right? Well the Hyuuga family are always prepared for the worst so we have an alarm in every single room...lame huh? Well Neji Hyuuga can be a bit over protective.) So the whole family were gathered in the bed room, Neji seemed to be having a nervous breakdown; he was shaking like a leaf.

Hibiki and Mai were walking up to the figure in the bed, senbon in hand. "Wait noooo, that's you're Obaa-san, she slept here because the water bed burst, dad went to sleep on the donkey.

"What WTF." said Neji

"Neji no swearing in front of the children." Neji's eyebrows were twitching. He looked like he was about to barf. Uh oh.

He ran out of the room and locked himself in the toilet.

Neji POV:

Aggr, I feel sick. To think that I smelt my mother-in-laws hair so lovingly, I even pecked her cheek thank god she will be going soon. This was another one of her ploys to steel me away from Tenten. So disgusting.


AWHILE LATER

I was getting ready for the party when I heard some nasty noises coming from the bathroom. It sounded like, "Yes yes ahhh yes." five minutes later Tenten's mother came out of the bathroom, and she was wearing a robe. I was about to step out when she said..."Mmm, herbal essences, rose scented."

Eww, did that woman have no shame?


So eventually everyone arrived at the party, the park was filling up with friends who brought their kids. No one was eating the cakes or food that Tenten prepared. But Tenten was too cheerful to notice. Oh crap that troublemaker boy is here.

Troublemaker's POV: In the lobby room...

Yea so I like saw some food going to waste and I like thought, yea let's have a food fight. So then I picked up the pickled chocolate lasagne and threw it in Mai's face the next thing I know Hibiki has activated her Byakugan and she all like ramming cheese cake down my throat. I was like yea is that all you got so then I threw a chicken and cream pie at Hibiki but I missed and got her dad instead the next thing I know my mum's giving my a spank on my botty and now its all soar, its got a big red hand mark now.

Hibiki POV:

Wow that was the best birthday ever, presents and food fights! Though okaa-san looks sad. She's in the corner now talking to Hinata nee-san about learning how to cook, I guess that's a good thing right...?


Tenten POV:

To-day I woke up besides Okaa-san. Yea I can understand why Neji-kun was freaked out! He said he would sleep on the grass last night since he never ever wanted to have the same experience ever again. This morning I had to mentally prepare myself to go to the Hinata's cooking class. Sakura, Ino and Temari would join as well so they too could learn some tips. I was looking forward to going to the classes because I know that Hinata is a nice girl and I won't feel intimidated by her.

I arrived to the class and took my counter every one was already there. "Tenten you are late, I said 9:00am not 9:03 point 23 secs don't be late ever again. Alright, no more Mrs nice girl, I'm not going to go easy on you three just because you are my best friends, while you are here you will work you're ass off, gottit?"

I didn't even know what I was getting myself into; Hinata was one hell of a mean teacher. It was like being in boot camp. Sakura was on the verge of tears apparently she had put too much Tabasco sauce in the chicken, WTF, Tabasco sauce in chicken; I only ever use it in chocolate dishes.

"Tenten concentrate, you're chopping the onions too big." Hinata was like a pressure cooker one minute she was calm the next she was fuming.

Hinata POV:

Oh my, it's like teaching a bunch of imbeciles. I wish I didn't have to be so mean to them but they are retarded. /sigh/

Sakura POV:

I wanna /sob/ go /sob/ home, I wanna see Sasuke, and I wanna see my babies. Mummy ow she such a mean teacher.

Tenten POV:

Oh thank god the lessons over, Hinata was right my cooking was awful, but she could have been nicer about it, I made some ramen just now she tasted it, spat it out, threw it away, and said it wasn't even fit for Naruto to eat...ah well

Hinata POV:

Hmm that felt good to let out all that stress


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