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Recipe for Disaster
Chapter Eight: Sand Wars/ Part One
Neji POV:
"To day kids we are going on a picnic." said my wife. I rolled my eyes, not an other family picnic. One whole day of sitting by a camp fire eating Tenten's odd concoctions while sitting by a fire singing 'kom baya'.
"Oh that sounds like a wonderful idea Tenten darling." said the mother in law in a rather extravagant tone. Yes she was still here, she was meant to leave ages ago but NOOOO the donkey just had to catch the flu didn't it. Anyway she was still occupying the damn bed, so Tenten decided to kip out side with me.
"Neji what do you think Neji? Want to go to the beach or the park?"
"Hn? Oh I don't mind."
"Ok beach it is then, everyone get your stuff ready and be down stairs in exactly one hour." said Tenten in a very cheerful tone.
1 Hour Later-
I was sitting on the sofa waiting for my wife and kids to come down, women sure took long to get ready but an hour later everyone was down and then Tenten started to drive us to the beach. We walked up to our usual spot on the sand. It had the most perfect view of the shimmering crystal blue sea. As we were walking up to out spot I saw Gaara. Gaara was in my spot. He even had the nerve to shoot us death glares as well. He was with his wife and children too, I softened up a little and decided it was a free country and we could share the spot so I placed the mat on the golden sand and took the baskets off Tenten's hands. The kids were already in the water and the mother and father in laws were sitting in the deck chairs watching the sea. Tenten and I were finally alone.
Tenten POV:
"So Neji you want to try my lovely new recipe?" I asked my husband. He cringed a little but he didn't know that I had been going to Hinata's cooking classes for about a week. Her food was ok, don't get me wrong but they were a little boring. I mean chicken noodles...yea its tasty but it's also common, but chicken chocolate caviar noodles, not only is it tasty but it's adventurous, daring, its rare and special...just like Neji...kind of.
"Fine, lets see what food you've got then."
"Yay!" So he looked at the boring chicken mayonnaise salad I made, he look kind of shocked?
"Why isn't it brown where's the chocolate...don't tell me you put white chocolate in it?" he said with a hint of laughter in his voice, I playfully punched him and he had a mouth full of the food he seemed to like it so that was a good sign. The kids came running up to us, ruining my beautiful moment.
"Chichiue, can you make us a sand castle please, me and Hibiki keep trying but it keeps breaking." said Mai, she looked like she was about to cry.
"Sure" Neji said.
Neji POV:
Mai wants me to make a sand castle so I took a bucket and started the process of making the sand castle. It was great fun finally having some bonding time with my children. I made a very good looking castle with a little flag at the top and I even carved some windows into the sand castle. Yes, mine definitely was a great piece of art. "Wow chichiue, yours is very nice but can you make one as good as his?" said Hibiki as she pointed at Gaara's huge castle. I was a proper castle with proper windows and it even had tiny figurines in side.
"Oh...my...holy..." I was so shocked, how the-? What the-? Gaara's children were clapping at their father. "Daddy you're so cool." said the youngest, his wife was fawning all over him and all the kids were surrounding him like he was god or some thing. My kids would never call me cool; I remember Hibiki once called me...lame. I'm not lame...am I?
My wife pattered me on the back. "Bad luck Neji, why don't you try and make an other?" she said.
"It's no use; I'll never be as good as him." I said.
"Yes you are, you're better than him, go on Neji, show him what you're made of! Show him you can make a better sand castle than him use chakra if you have to." Tenten was now screaming in my ear, giving me encouragement to kick his ass.
"YES, YES I'LL DO IT TENTEN, THANK YOU, NOW I KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!"
"KNOCK EM DEAD HONEY!" Now we had earned the attention of everyone at the beach. They were all looking at us as if to say, 'are you really dumb enough to challenge Gaara of the sand'.
"Is that a challenge Hyuuga?" said Gaara in a low tone.
"YES!"
"Fine, I bet I won't need to use my special sand abilities to win."
"Oh you bet do you, are you willing to put you're money where you're mouth is?"
"How much?"
"Ooo...I donno how about one hundred?"
"What?" he scoffed "Is that all you got? One hundred and ten then were settled."
"Fine." We shook hands and then we began to create mega big sand castles. I was at a slight disadvantage because sand was a natural thing for him and all he had to do was will it into a particular shape, I could see he was holding back on me a little but that didn't matter. I used chakra to mould the more intricate shapes and I have to say, my sand castle was looking pretty top notch!
Hibiki POV:
Hmm. Now both of them seem to be neck and neck, people at the beach have even stared putting bets on chichiue and Gaara-san. I hope chichiue win although I think it highly unlikely. Eww they're even starting to sweat buckets now.
Tenten POV:
I'm going to make mon-E today I can feel it.
Mai POV:
Ohhh...chichiue makes nice sand castle but Gaara-san makes nice-er ones...better not tell daddy though. Ohh no there's that trouble maker boy from last week... Why is he stepping near Chichiue's sand castle?
Troublemaker POV:
There's that guy that made me get into trouble with my okaa-san, he's going to pay. There's no way I'm going to let my otou-san lose to this freak, that's right my dad is GAARA OF THE DESERT. So any way I walked up to the freaks sand castle and I was like, ah yea man-err your castle is boom, and then I kicked it up and than it went boom and fell all over me. Mai-chan and Hibiki-chan started to cry because I knock down the castle, it wasn't vat good any way, innit like, you know what I mean like?
Oh crap gotta blaze man innit okaa-san chasing me and she's holding her shoe. OMG...what does she fink she's doing like? I was trying to help otou-san. Ah sh-it man she's getting closer. She runs fast man. Damn I fink I've got a wedgy now, and there's sand in my mouth.
READ AND REVIEW DONT BE TOO HARSH…next chapter, More sand castle mayhem, Neji sings hymns and Tenten gets challenged to do a master chef competition….yes I know this chapter wasn't brilliant!
