OK. Updating. WAHOO! Thank you to all reviewers! You guys rock! I'll have shout outs next time. I'm being a little lazy and don't feel like looking for the reviews! This chapter is longer then the last one. WAHOO! Sorry this took so long! I've been really busy.

Usual disclaimer.

ON WITH THE SHOW!

The guys went back to their tent and found the girls all sprawled out on different cots. Anna, Jordan, Rosie, and Hannah were fast asleep. Jillian and Weslee were on Magnet's cot reading an English to Spanish dictionary and visa versa that they found in Armpit's cubby, and Dani and Zigzag were lying on Zigzag's cot reading a T.V. Guide from 1998. Dani was more dozing then reading, leaning on Zigzag's chest.

"Hey. What was that all about?" asked X-ray.

"Arana (Dani. Put in the squiggly thing over the N!)" Weslee said without looking up from the book.

"Wha?"

"Spider," said Magnet.

"Hey!" said Armpit, finally realizing it was his book. "Why'd you go through my cubby?"

"They're girls, that's why," Dani spoke up.

"You're a girl too," said Twitch.

"Exactly why I went through Zig's."

"Luckily I have a girlfriend that won't go through my stuff," said Squid.

"Hey! I'm not Pit's girlfriend!" said Weslee who was holding on to Armpit's catcher mitt.

"You soon will be," mumbled Dani. Zigzag snorted.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Don't be so sure Squid. Go see what she's all cuddled up with," said Jillian.

"Oh no," Squid moaned. He went over to his cot and Hannah was sleeping with a rubber octopus.

"Don't worry. They went through everyone's stuff," said Zigzag.

"Yeah. Anna especially was fascinated with your collection of toy cars Twitch," said Dani whose eyes were closed. Weslee moved onto the floor.

"O.K. chica, move. I need sleep," Magnet said to Jillian as he walked over to his cot. Jillian, who was still memorizing the dictionary, didn't pay any attention. "O.K., guess I'll have to sit on you." Jillian looked up.

"You wouldn't."

"I would." And he sat in her lap. He sat there for a couple of seconds.

"Magnet! You're crushing my legs! Jeebus! How much do you weigh?"

"Hey! No stealing Dani's word," Dani said sleepily.

"Fine. I'll find something else besides Jeebus," she said. "MAGNET! GET OFF!"

"O.K. O.K.," he stood up and looked around. "I'm not sleeping on the floor."

"I'd wake everyone up for you guys but I'm comfy," said Dani.

"I'LL DO IT!" yelled Jillian. She jumped onto Twitch's cot that Anna occupied. Anna jerked awake.

"HOLY SIAMESE TWINS!" Anna yelled, startled.

"Jillian, you're going to break another cot," said Weslee.

"How? Dude, she weighs, like, nothing," said Rosie, who woke up from Anna yelling.

"No wonder you almost killed her Magnet," Squid said.

"CAN WE JUST SLEEP!" yelled Dani. Everyone looked at her and everyone who was asleep before, which was only Jordan and Hannah, was awake.

"O.K."

"Good plan."

"I'm sleepy." They all settled themselves in and fell asleep.

The next morning, while they were at the library getting their breakfast, Pendanski came running up with a letter in his hand.

"Dani!" he yelled.

"Yur," she said while stuffing the tortilla in her mouth.

"Letter," he shoved it at her and walked off. She swallowed.

"Thanks!" she yelled after him. "Well someone's Mr. Happy-Sunshine today." She started opening the letter.

"Actually, I think he was a little grumpy," said Zigzag.

"She was being sarcastic Zig," said Zero as he threw his tortilla on the ground.

"Oh."

"Who's it from?" asked Jordan.

"Kelly," said Dani.

"Who's Kelly?" asked Twitch.

"This girl who was at the old camp before me, Rosie, and Weslee were here," said Jillian.

"What's it say?" asked Hannah. Dani handed it to her and she read it aloud.

"Dere Princess Spazzy McSpaz Spaz,

Like the way I spelled dear? Hee hee. I wrote it like that for my English teacher. He didn't find it very funny. This letter's for Princess Fatty McFat Fat, Princess Fucky McFuck Fuck, and Blondie also. Just saying…WAZZUP! Heard you were sent to a boy's camp. Guess the Warden got tired of you guys. Remember plan asparagus? Good times, good times. Welp. I better end this letter before my Math teacher sees me not doing math and listening to my CD player. Listening to 'The Wiz'! Hell yea! Byez!

Luv ya,

Kelly (Princess Baked Goods)" Hannah handed the letter to Anna. "Wow, I haven't heard Princess Fatty McFat Fat in a long time!" she said.

"Who's that?" asked Squid.

"Yours truly." He looked her up and down.

"But you're as skinny as a toothpick."

"Yeah but she pigs out all the time," said Anna. "Let's just say that someone sure ate a lot of Kelly's cookies when her mom sent them."

"I'm just going to take a wild guess and say that Princess Spazzy McSpaz Spaz is Dani?" said X-ray.

"Well duh! The letter was for me," said Dani. "Bet you can't figure out the other two!"

"Jordan's Blondie and Anna's Princess Fucky McFuck Fuck."

"You just ruined the fun. Did you know that Jordan's not a natural blonde? See! Look! She has roots!"

"Yeah, thanks Dani. So do you," said Jordan.

"Yeah I know. And no problemo!" Dani said.

"When I get home, I'm going to put beer in my hair."

"Why?" asked Zero.

"Because it bleaches the hair! Duh," said Jordan.

"Oh."

"Hey Jordan. Not all of us KNOW that beer does that," said Anna.

"Lemon juice does too," Twitch piped up.

"Yeah but beer's better."

"But lemon juice makes your hair smell good."

"But then you wasted a perfectly good bottle of lemon juice that you could have made lemonade with."

"But you just wasted a perfectly good can of beer that you could have gotten wasted on!" Twitch's hands were twitching violently.

"Awww. Look, they're quarreling like a married couple," said Weslee, smirking.

"All in favor of Anna and Twitch getting married, say Aye," said Dani. Everyone except Anna and Twitch said aye. "O.K., it's agreed. You two are now married. You may kiss the bride."

"Hey! What's plan asparagus?" asked Armpit before they protest. He was holding the letter from Kelly a.k.a. Princess Baked Goods.

"Oh! That! Kelly got some balloons from a friend one day," explained Hannah. "About a week afterwards, some of the counselors were painting the cafeteria pale red."

"I stole some of the paint," said Anna. "Let me add, this was all Dani's idea."

"It wasn't my idea. It was Kelly's. She was the mastermind of the cabin. I just put the plan into action." Dani said, giving an evil grin.

"Whatever. Anyway, we filled the balloons with paint."

"And then we threw them against the Warden's house at night! YAY!"

"But we got caught the next day cause we had paint all over out cabin and we were covered with it," said Jordan.

"Interesting," Squid said.

YAY! ALL DONE! That chapter sucked ass. At least, I didn't like it. Anywayz, those are actual nicknames. We were bored one day and started making nicknames for each other! So, on to other business, for those of you who liked one of my others fanfics, The Ward, that's going to be temporarily on hold! Sorry! There's a full explanation in the story. So! I was going to put in nicknames in this one but I didn't feel like it so if you have anymore nicknames that you think would be good, just tell me! Either put it in your review or email me.

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