So. There I was. Baaaaaalls deep...in a bunch of screen captures. I asked, "Do you love me?" He said.........well nothing - he was a screen capture!
(Sorry for anyone who knows the actual saying for this, and the fact that I had to bring it up. It just seems like the perfect way to begin a story doesn't it?)
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Genre: Humor, comical romance, satire, parody, possible psuedomelodrama (Oooh, that was a fun word!), let's cover all the bases and also say horror, and sci-fi too.
Disclaimer: Let's just put it this way; I don't own anything except "Niff" and the computer I'm typing this on.
WARNING: Please do not be offended by anything in this fic. If you cannot take a joke or if you prefer serious or sensible fanfics, please do not criticize if you do infact decide to read it. This is purely me having fun writing to amuse my friends, as well as myself, before and over my Christmas break. If you like it, awesome! If you hate it, I don't really care!
(Yes, it IS in script format, but I found that it's easier to get a joke out that way, so excuse my format. Free thinking and expression right?!)
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The Corny Intro Chapter
So, if someone told you that one day you'd scale a mountain, kill wild beasts, and eat the occasional starfruit, what would you say? Why you probably wouldn't say anything, infact it'd be more along the lines of doing something (which may or may not involve eating their liver with fava beans and a nice chianti). Maybe you'd slay them with preferred choice of pointy object, or maybe you'd be like "yeah, whatever" and walk away while secretly planning their demise. However, if you did this, you're not the average person. Come to think of it, if someone told you that one day you'd scale a mountain, kill wild beasts, and eat the occasional starfruit, then you're probably not the average person anyway.
The point I'm getting to is, unless you're one of those people who would scale a mountain, kill wild beasts, and eat the occasional starfruit, or eat someone for telling you so, you probably won't appreciate this story. Why? Because this story is about some average people who aren't so average.
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Don't worry, the next chapters are a lot better and a LOT longer.
I wish this site would allow asterisks in their fics. (You know, those little star things normally used for actions?) Anyway, I'm now forced to use a very, in my opinion, juvenile way of writing actions. Ex: ::shakes head sadly::
