The Things We Do For…RAMEN?
burningshadow
Chapter Four:
(had to bump it up to R because of this song's lyrics…only that though…you can still read it…it isn't all bad…just the roses part…)
"Next will be…Lee."
"Me? Already?"
"What song will you be singing dear?"
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Lee received some far off stares as the music began playing. But as soon as he started singing, the whole place went quiet.
Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
By the time he got to the chorus, everyone was singing along.
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
As the second verse came up, Gai began blushing furiously with embarrassment.
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash... into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
"What is Lord Hokage going to think of me now?" Gai wondered.
But no one could hear him because they were too busy singing the chorus.
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
"Lee has an interesting vocabulary."
"What was that Lord Hokage?"
"I said that Lee has an interesting vocab…."
"Hai, I didn't read the new files either. Why is that important?"
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved without lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
"Go Lee!"
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
"Sing it!"
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
"You the man!"
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
"Awesome choice Lee! You've got colorful talent man!"
Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough gets low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way... no way... no way
'I better stop him before he gets to the end.' Gai decided.
Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough gets low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way... no way... no way
"Last parts the best man!"
"You can do it!"
"Bring it on home!"
Crazy bit…
"LEE!!!!!"
"Gai-sensei?"
"That's enough of that. Stop the music. I forbid you to sing the rest of that song."
"But sensei…"
"No buts. The language used is far to off for you to be using. Off the stage now!"
"Way to go Lee!"
"That was awesome."
"Way to color things up."
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"Next contestant is…"
