The Things We Do For…RAMEN?

burningshadow

Chapter Four:

(had to bump it up to R because of this song's lyrics…only that though…you can still read it…it isn't all bad…just the roses part…)

"Next will be…Lee."

"Me? Already?"

"What song will you be singing dear?"

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Lee received some far off stares as the music began playing. But as soon as he started singing, the whole place went quiet.

Caroline! Caroline!

All the guys would say she's mighty fine

But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time

And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short

Yeah, now dig this, even though

You'd need a golden calculator to divide

The time it took to look inside and realize that

Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

By the time he got to the chorus, everyone was singing along.

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

As the second verse came up, Gai began blushing furiously with embarrassment.

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"

I hope she's speeding on the way to the club

Trying to hurry up to get to some

Baller or singer or somebody like that

And try to put on her makeup in the mirror

And crash, crash, crash... into a ditch! (Just Playing!)

She needs a golden calculator to divide

The time it takes to look inside and realize that

Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

"What is Lord Hokage going to think of me now?" Gai wondered.

But no one could hear him because they were too busy singing the chorus.

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

"Lee has an interesting vocabulary."

"What was that Lord Hokage?"

"I said that Lee has an interesting vocab…."

"Hai, I didn't read the new files either. Why is that important?"

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty

When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty

I said "Would you call me?"

She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"

I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"

Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts

But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak

Trickin' off this bitch is lost

Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat

A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat

Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless

Regardless, we don't want to get involved without lawyers

And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom

I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

"Go Lee!"

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

"Sing it!"

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

"You the man!"

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer

See - roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

"Awesome choice Lee! You've got colorful talent man!"

Better come back down to Mars

Girl, quit chasin' cars

What happens when the dough gets low

Bitch, you ain't that fine

No way... no way... no way

'I better stop him before he gets to the end.' Gai decided.

Better come back down to Mars

Girl, quit chasin' cars

What happens when the dough gets low

Bitch, you ain't that fine

No way... no way... no way

"Last parts the best man!"

"You can do it!"

"Bring it on home!"

Crazy bit…

"LEE!!!!!"

"Gai-sensei?"

"That's enough of that. Stop the music. I forbid you to sing the rest of that song."

"But sensei…"

"No buts. The language used is far to off for you to be using. Off the stage now!"

"Way to go Lee!"

"That was awesome."

"Way to color things up."

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"Next contestant is…"