Hosts- Harry Potter
Jim Linsing
Ed Linsing
Ed Linsing best friend…
LILY EVANS-POTTER
Contestants-Draco Malfoy
Severus Snape
Ron Weasley
Neville Longbottom
George Weasley
Fred Weasley
Lucius Malfoy
Bellatrix Lestrange
Rudolphus Lestrange
Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Albus Dumbledore
Narcissa Malfoy
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
Sibyl Trelawney
Minerva McGonagall
Bill Weasley
Peter Pettigrew
Cornelius Fudge
James Potter"with Wand and allowed to kill dursleys and peter
And hex voldemort"
Arista Potter
Troy Linsing
SPECIAL DELIVERY GUESTS:
Severus Snape
Alice Longbottom
Frank Longbottom
Moony(Full moon… arooooo)
Newt Scamander
Rubeus Hagrid(with special permission to finish off turning dudley into a pig…oink oink!)
BUCKBEAK! And Charlie Weasley
Edward Linsing(cackles murderously…Muahahahahaha! Good bye sanity.MUA…hahaha….…..Oh yeah, and…HA!)
Harry Potter- Welcome Guests to Survivor!
Jim Linsing - Today is the start of a new Season!
Everyone-(Crickets)(cough cough )
Edward Linsing- Tough crowd
HP-Well…anyway it's taking place in the home of the Dursleys!
Everyone-(Gasps)
EL to JL-their THAT infamous?
JL-guess so
HP- Any way you will come up here and find out where you will be staying.
EL- When I Call your name please come up, address yourself , and pick randomly your room…Bellatrix Lestrange
BL- Why am I here? Without a wand…Greetings, I'm…
SB-Address my self…I'M NAKED!
BL-Stupid smart- aleck Bellatrix Lestrange(Picks Room) THE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS!
SB- hehehe I know what I'm doing in the mourning(Laughs menacingly)
JL- Next Up Lucius Malfoy LM- Me?JL- yes and your cane please
LM-Here…I'm Lucius Malfoy. But you can call Gay man With long Hair…
DM-Mother…
NM-…
SB/RM/JP(singsong voice)-Lucy Malfoy, Lucy Malfoy…
LM-NOOOO! I have to sleep with Dudley…In a closet! It'll ruin my beautiful blonde hair…Damn muggle.
EL-Up next! Ooooo…Arista Potter! Yay! Come here!
AP-I'm Arista Potter
JP-Oh bloody hell!
JL(walks over to James)-Sister?
JP-Yes…even worse, she's not adopted.
JL(whispers)-I'm your brother-in-law
JP-Who married her?
JL-Keith… my older bro.
JP(thinking)-NOOOO! That means I'm related to Ed!
JL-We all are… we all are.
SB/RL(horrified)-What?
SS-Bloody Hell!
AD-Merlin's beard!
TR-I knew your mother had Slytherin Blood!
HP-You mean I'm related to that nutcase?
ALL WEASLEYS(except Ron)-We're related to It?
Ron(faints)-uhhhhh…(thud)
JL-You're…
MM-What? You mean that…she's related to us? You're crazy, Jim, you've been hit with a bludger one too many times.
CF-What a huge family.
Everyone(except Troy and Arista)-I don't want to be related to her!
Troy-I can't believe I'm related to… Oh nevermind, she's my sister anyway.
AP-There's nothing wrong with Eddy. She's so sweet and innocent. And she's a great person when it comes to pranks.
JP/RL/SB-Really?
JL-How would you know? You've been lost, drunk, for the last three months Arista…Arista? You have been lost haven't you?
JP-WHAT? Arista! You little irresponsible-
HP-Lets continue.
They got everyone settled in their rooms (although no one liked their rooms) and the 4 hosts(well 3 anyway) left. They didn't know that a fox that was watching them from outside was really…
…next Day…
SB-EDWARD LINSING!
EL-Oops, Ed no like yelling.
TR-I don't like you people at all! I want my blanky and my stuffed teddy Snoogle. I'm going to kill you!
JL-You have no wand, and I have this B.A.S(unsheathes blade)
Everyone-A what?
EL-Eddy say B.A.S. Bad Big Ass Sword.(goes off laughing and strangely picks her nose with her big toe while standing on one leg)
JL(watching Ed)-I always knew you were a psycopathic freak.
TR-Watch who you call a psycopathic freak!
JL-I was talking about Ed, You Tosser.
TR-Where's Snoogle? WHO TOOK SNOOGLE!
HP-Now for the first event! Attack the Snoogle!…After someone finds it.
FW/GW(cackles menicingly)-Snoogle…Heeheehee.
TR-NOT SNOOGLE! NOOOOO! What did he do to deserve this? WHAT?
LEP-Lets change the event…Attack Voldemort who is hanging by his left most toe nail mercilessly by chains…upside down.
Everyone got a bat with spikes on it and began attacking TR…it was fun.
HP-Okay! Now it's time to vote someone off!
LEP-We'll do this easily. I'll call out a name and vote them off.
People walk to the fireplace and voted secretly. Here's who some of them voted for.
SB-I voted Snape. It's obvious he won't last in a muggle home for a whole year…wait…why am I voting for him?
JL-He's coming back no matter what.
SB-OHHHH! Okay!
LM-I voted for Severus. He really can't stand muggles. Of course, he can't even stand my great fashion sense either! Can you believe it? Well, I can't vote for myself. I hate muggles too. But I absolutely love the liqour cabinet!
SS-I voted for the mutt, Black.
LEP-Okay! Now it's the Durlsey's time to pick. The hard way! Petunia, if you and your family can do the rest?
The Durlsey's chase Snape out of the house with Spiked bats and frying pans. Vernon had his rifle with him as well.
VD-I don't like that guy! He stunk up our bed! Now it's covered in grease, and we can't sleep in it any more.
PD-I remember seeing him at Kings' Cross Station when that sister of mine and that Potter came back from school and I thought he was the strangest of them… freaks.
DD-More (grunt) food.
End of Day
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My brother has a B.A.S.! remember!
Eddy! (a.k.a, Ocean Rlack)
