A/N: This drabble requires you to suspend your disbelief slightly. The challenge which inspired it was to take a character and change their gender. Just a little bit of fun, really!
Stocking Filler
God, I hate these stockings. You'd think that they'd let up on the rules and regulations now that we're in the middle of a war zone. I hate my figure; the way my hips swing. I hate the way the men's eyes follow me when I walk through a room. I'm not the best looking broad in camp, but any port in a storm I suppose. I hate it here, and I hate the way I can't get away from it. The smell of blood and death.
'Nurse Klinger?'
Coming, Ma'am - jeez! And the stockings... God I hate those stockings.
