Menoumaru: OH YOU GUYS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE THOSE FOUR REVIEWS IN MY MAILBOX!

Krad: (drug effects have worn off despite authoresses knowledge) YOU STUPID PPL! HOW COULD YOU? NOW SHE'LL WRITE MORE!

Menoumaru: (evil eyes Krad which shuts up the cutie and yet dislikeable blonde) Okay thank you Kute Anime Kitty! And to Lady Samurai! All of your reviews were very much appreciated.

Daisuke: Not to everyone…

Menoumaru: (Hugs Daisuke) how bout this…we replace your char with a stunt double…then you don't die?

Daisuke: REALLY! (starry hopeful eyes)

Menoumaru: No not really, I just love to see hope dashed.

Riku: (hugs trembling Daisuke) Your evil incarnate!

Menoumaru: I know isn't it grand? Anyway on with the fic. Satoshi, hun, you can do the disclaimer.

Satoshi: (nods) Menoumaru-Chan does not own DNAngel…thank heavens. Nor does she own I Still Know What You Did Last summer. And to answer Kute Anime Kitties question for her last review, the movie follows the basic storyline, but some scenes are taken out. Thank you and on with the fiction.

Menoumaru: Zzzzzz Zzzz (stirs) wha? Or your done, okay on with the fic!


Chapter 3- Mousy in the Morning and...THE BAHAMAS?

The morning sun filtered in through the blinds of Morties bedroom, shining over her pale face. Her gray eyes opened slightly as a strange thumping sound woke her. She sat up slowly rubbing her eyes as she exited the room.

The noise got louder as she headed down the hallway in her nightshirt and baggy pants. The shirt hung off one shoulder being on of Darks old ones, revealing pale skin. The rocking and banging was coming from the side closet in the kitchen. Frowning, she entered the kitchen only to be startled by Riku, who crossed in front of her to the dryer, in the closet, flipping it open, and jumping back slightly to catch the pair of running shoes that popped out.

"Love it when they do that," she smiled. Morty watched rubbing her eyes sleepily. "That could break the machine," she muttered heading over to the counter and pouring herself a cup of coffee, holding the warm mug in her hands.

"Morty, people who make rules like that end up beating their kids with wire hangers. It's a well known fact," Riku stated in a knowing matter.

Suddenly the phone rang causing Riku to look at her watch.

"That's Niwa," she said walking towards the counter.

"My number's unlisted…," Morty said in a resigned voice, raising an eyebrow.

"Would you relax? We've been dating for 3 months. (A/N: friends up until three months ago) He ain't stalkin' YOUR ass."

"Okay, okay. I guess your right."

"I know it, and it feels good," she smirked as she picked up the phone. "Hey Niwa."

Suddenly the voice of the local DJ boomed in her ear from the phone.

"This is Mousy in the morning for Magick 92.4 Radio station! Who am I speaking with?"

Riku slowly looked over at Morty, eyes wide, an excited grin growing.

"Mousy in the Morning! Magick 92.4!" she cried, practically jumping up and down. Morty raised her shoulders slightly. "I'm Riku. Riku Harada."

"Well Riku, what are you doin' at home over the long 4th weekend?"

"Well, I'm in school," she began, "and…."

"How'd you like to win the Magick 92.4 Quickie Getaway?" the DJ interrupted.

"OH HELL YEAH!" Jamie exclaimed.

Morty ran over hitting the speaker phone and Riku hung up. The DJ's voice echoed through the apartment.

"Good, then I hope you remember your geography, riku, cause' all you have to do to win is tell me the capital of Brazil."

Rikus smile faded instantly.

"Brazil, um…," she stuttered.

She looked at Morty but her face was as blank as her own.

"You don't know? You have to know! You know everything…!" she cried at Morty.

"C'mon Riku, one easy question, one great getaway," Mousy in the Morning quipped.

"South America…Carnival…," Morty shrugged.

"Come on Riku, we need an answer, no looking it up!"

"Still here…thinking…You mean Brazil the country?" she asked stalling for time.

"Okay Riku, Five seconds," Mousy started to countdown. "Four…three…"

Morty scrabled around the kitchen with an idea. She grabbed a bag of fresh gournd coffee from the freezer.

"Three…two…"

She tossed the bag across the room to Riku. She scanned the lable finding : RIO BLEND- 100 BRAZILLIAN COFFEE.

"Rio de Janeiro!" she blurted out.

"Oh no…did you say Rio?" Mousy asked softly in a slightly disappointed tone.

"NO!" Riku cried, but winced, "yes?"

Bells and whistles rang from over the speaker in triumphant music.

"YOU just won Magick 92.4's Quickie getaway…a trip for four to Ocean Bay Island in the fabulous Bahamas!" the DJ exclaimed.

Riku and Morty screamed jumping up and down ecstatically.

"We'll call you back with all the details…so what's your favorite radio station?"

"MAGICK 92.4!" the two screamed together.

Morty hung up the speaker and joined Riku in dancing on the couch.

"I won! I won…I won, I won, I won!" Riku screamed and added teasingly," now let's see…there's Daisuke, that's one. And there's my parents...and I got some cousins."

Morty raised an eyebrow, smiling slightly.

"Okay Morty! You can come, but Mousy said 'four' tickets. That means you gotta get yourself a date."

Morty stopped smiling as she thought. She seemed torn as she did.


(A/N: This part takes place on the phone between Morties apartment and where Darks working. Bare with me here)
-Southport docks-

A small mound of red snapper clumped onto the docks wriggling and suffocating. Dark wiped his brow, having just been the one to dump them.

(A/N: Um…does Dark have a good friend? ARG! I'm going to make up a name. I can't think…I'll take a name from the book. NO I'm making With into a guy. That'll do!)

With stepped out from the bridge house of the docks calling out to him.

"Dark-sama! HEY!...phone!"

Dark climbed down from the docking bay and took the phone from the white haired boy. (say he's about 19)


-Morties house-

"Hi," Morty said as Dark answered the phone.


-Southport docks-

Dark smiled happily to hear the voice, but still remained cautious.

"Hey. I'm really glad you called….I'm sorry," he said softly.


-Morties house-

"No, you don't have to be sorry," Morty said in a compassionate tone. "I'm the one…"


-Southport docks-

"No, I shouldn't have left so fast…I was just…"


-Morties house-

"It's okay"


-Southport docks-

With smirked holding up two wriggling snappers. He danced them towarsd each other in a puppet like mating ritual, making kissing sounds and narrating for them. (A/N: be warned too much time with Dark has caused the lil bunny now human into a slight pervert. )

"Oh Morty, I love you. I know I'm just a humble FISH, but if you look at it, you're a FISH too," he cooed playing eh fish and the switching to a slightly high pitched girlish voice before beginning again. "Oh Dark, your right! Do me like a snapper!"

The teen smashed the two fish together.

"Hey something smells like fish…"

Dark waved him away scowling, concentrating on the call.


-Morties house-

"Dark, Riku's won a trip to the Bahamas! An Island called Ocean Bay. And she wants us to come with her," Morty said excitedly and happily.


-Southport docks-

"What? The Bahamas! Your kidding?" Dark exclaimed. This piqued With's attention.


-Morties house-

"We'd have a long weekend just to sit in the sun, drink fruity drinks, and swim, and…" she gave a kitty purr and added in a shy, sexy voice, "you know"


-Southport docks-

"This weekend?"

With watched Dark closely, as his friend frowned, his expression hardening.

"You'll go away with your college friends, but you won't go away with me?" he asked slightly hurt.

"Idiot, idiot, idiot," With chanted, shaking his head.


-Morties house-

Riku watched Morty closely seeing her friends happy smile cave.

"It's not you. It's Southport. And it's the Bahamas, and it's free!" she said disbelievingly.

Riku frowned in anger, watching her.

"You gotta sell his ass on the Bahamas?" she snorted.

"Dark, come on. I want us to be together," Morty whimpered.


-Southport docks-

Dark thought for a moment, not seeming to notice With staring at him like he was (A/N: a crazy madman wearing a bunny costume?) crazy.

"Morty, we're working a big run here," he said not willing to give in. (A/N: no matter how the sadness in his girlfriends voice tears at him, heartless, yet hot fiend) "it's been crazy. We probably have to go out again tonight. I don't think I can do it"


-Morties house-

"Will you try….for me, please?" Morty whispered, sounding defeated.


-Southport docks-

With jerked back one of the snappers as if it'd been shot in the heart.

"Okay, I'll try. But, listen…if I don't make it up, then you go ahead and have a great time," Dark said trying to sound happy.


-Morties house-

"Dark, please…try. I really miss you. Well…okay. Bye."

Morty hung up eyeing the floor as Riku sat next to her.

"That boy has fish on the brain," she snorted before going into a rumba, "hey cheer up, Charlie. We're goin' to the Bahamas! Bahama Mama, yeah!"


Menoumaru: end of Chapter 3! So there it is. The trap is set, the pawns are in play…(hears oven) and the chicken in cooked. I'd write more. But I already have 7 pages, and I'm hungry for roasted chicken.

Dark: (Doin a dance with Daisuke and Riku) Goin' to the Bahamas!

Krad: (glares) They seem to have forgotten one major fact! OCEAN BAY ISLAND IS WHERE EVERYONE DI…..(Clamps hand over Krads mouth)

Menoumaru: (With hand over Krads mouth. whispers) One more word and I'll let Satoshi get some hair dye and a pair of scissors.

Satoshi: (smirking with devilish thoughts) Sounds promising.

Krad: (stays quiet)

Dark and others oblivious to what's coming: READ AND REVIEW SO WE CAN GO ON VACATION! BAHAMAS YAHOO!

Menoumaru: what they said. Later days.