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AN/ Well we're back. Bet you thought we were lying about all of our ideas of this story. Bet you didn't care.

One Day Later. . .

"Did you know that you snore like really, really loudly? I mean, I can hear it all the way over here. How very unlady-like of you," Lucius snorted while throwing darts at a picture of Arthur Weasley the hung from his cell wall.

"In my snores you can hear the cries of all House Elves everywhere. The cry for freedom!"

"Wow, and you actually have friends? You know, Draco said you were really obsessive and pathetic, but here I was thinking it was a little exaggerating on his part. However, having spent the last 24 hours in your putrid presence, I can honestly say I hate you just for being your own obnoxious self, as opposed to hating you just because you're a mudblood."

"Oh yeah?"

"Good Comeback."

"Shut up!"

"Even better."

"Well, at least I have better grades than your son!"

"Really? Well, he could have those grades too if it weren't for the fact that he has a little thing called a life. But you wouldn't know about that would you?"

" A have a life. In fact, I'm president of a club, S.P.E.W!"

"Spew? Who would want to be president of a club called spew?"

"Not spew! S.P.E.W. Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare. Ron's treasurer and Harry's secretary. So there!"

"Weasley? You put the little Weasel in charge of your money? Well, that's money you'll never see again."

"Why how dare you –"

"Malfoy! Granger! Shut your mouths! You're disturbing our other prisoners with your constant whining and bickering. Now come on, it's time for your breakfast, and then ya get a nice relaxing day of stamping brooms (as opposed to stamping license plates – get it? Why do we get the feeling that one fell flat?)."

AN/ That sounds like a good stopping place. Can't believe we continued this story. We'd like to know what you all want to happen. No romance though. Cause that would be like really, really creepy, not to mention illegal. Oh well. Thanks for the reviews, keep 'em coming. Oh. Special thanks to Sarcastic for reviewing this, Hair Raiser, and their many reviews of If Rumors Were True. Finally, someone who appreciates the sarcasm of our epic.