Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes or 'Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkeys.





"Attention! " Calvin announced after 'Dictator-for-life Calvin's G.R.O.S.S club band'. The microphone flashed in sun. Having a stage in the middle of a front lawn sure attracts some people. There were about 9 more people in the lawn, besides Calvin's parents. Some were laughing, mostly the kids because they enjoy gatherings or were bored. Some telling Calvin's parents how cute it was, although others were horrified at what the content of the song was. Even more had headed over to refreshment stand, where Susie was raking in cash for the club, to buy a nice cold glass of lemonade or a cookie.

"Thank you for coming to G.R.O.S.S's fund-raising concert. We accept a donation, or there is an indirect way. Just go buy a refreshment." A few laughs came from the grownups, who actually understood the joke. The kids just scratched their heads.

"Well, it looks like we're ready for our next number. Enjoy." Calvin stepped back, and positioned himself at the keyboard.



Pleasant (kindof) Monday

{Words to tune of 'Pleasant Valley Sunday}



The Club of Gross, up in a tree, is havin' a meeting in their fort.

They plot and plan to think of ways to torture girls of any sort.



Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday

Snowballs flying though the air.

Lots of girls that are all targets.

And parents seem to care.



When Susie who is a little moody, takes a walk and passes by.

The members of this great club get her wet and make her cry.



Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday

Here in Calvin's little land.

His parents lecture him on how bad he is.

But he just doesn't understand.



They'll do it o'r and o'r,

Susie will be pasted more.

It will be hard for her to see.



Bottle caps will be given away

First Tiger Hobbes will say

"It's been declared a victory."



Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday

Snowballs flying though the air.

Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday

Here in Calvin's little land.



Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday

Another Pleasant (kindof) Monday!



The crowd erupted in applause. Susie made a face at Calvin, but he ignored it and bowed.