Don't own Jag. Disclaimer first chapter. Review please it helps me I accept anonymous reviews PLZ. All mistakes are mine as usual.
"Today, we will practice a small stand up speech the small speech will be about your favorite pet if you don't have one of your own talk about a relatives or a friends." says Mrs. Spickle the first grade teacher.
"Can I talk about my Uncle A.J.'s dog?" asks Trisha
"Yes Miss. Rabb"
"What will it need to be about?" asks Patrick
"Very good question Mr. Rabb. First say the name and say why you like it and who it belongs to" God help me from lawyers children thinks Mrs. Spickle
"Since you asked the first question Miss. Rabb you can go first"
" My favorite animal is Uncle A.J.'s dog damn-it." The class cracks up and Mrs. Spickle gasps. " It's my favorite because when I say Come here damn-it everyone around me gets a shocked expression. My mom glares at my dad and dad always tells her it isn't his fault. While Uncle A.J. just chuckles. The end."
"Umm Mr. Rabb your next."
"My favorite animal is Uncle A.J.'s dog damn-it because I like its name damn-it. I made up a song damn-it you're the best, damn-it you got a wet tong, damn-it that's what my mom first said when I said your name, damn-it that's what my dad said when he hammered his thumb, ohhhhh damn-it, damn-it, damn-it. That's why I like damn-it"
By then the whole class was cracking up. Mrs. Spickle had her mouth open. Not wanting to believe what just happened during her class.
T.B.C maybe say what you think REVIEW. Do you want to know the conversation between Harm Mac and Mrs. Spickle after this happened? BabyLostJoy. Review what you think about this. Do you want more or flush this story down the toilet. ALSO JAG HAS BEEN CANCLED BY CBS just incase you hadn't heard it. say what you think PLZ REVIEW
