Author Note: OK, so I didn't get too many reviews from the last chapter,
which probably means no one likes the humorus side to the story, so I'll
stop that, lol. Also, there is really no timeline for this what so ever,
I'm just writting what I want to write, because this is FICTION. Oh yea,
chapter warning: LOTS OF DIALOGUE.
Chapter 7
After the house show, Lex, Dawn, Charlie and Mark headed back to the hotel. While walking towards the car, Lex slowed her pace and began serching frantically in her pockets. Mumbling curses to herself, she began to panic. Mark realized that Lex was behind and started to walk towards her.
"Lex, what's going on?" Mark asked cauatiously. Not answering him, Mark asked again. Lex looked up, just realzing that someone was talking to her.
"Nothing," Lex answered, as she still serched through her pockets. "Fuck," she mumbled, giving up. Mark looked at her funny, then ran ahead to catch up with Charlie and Dawn. Lex reached into her back pocket, pulled out a pack of cigerrettes, and lit one up. The nicotene went through her system quickly; she hadn't had a smoke since her mom's death. She started to walk towards her three traveling buddies slowly, before realzing that neither of them knew she smoked. She slowed her pace again to finish her cigerette, knowing that they would wait for her. Throwing the butt to the ground, she dug her toe to the tip of the smoke, putting it out. Taking out body spray from her purse, she gave herself a quick spray, hoping the smell of smoke would dissapear. Running to the car, she pushed Mark out of the way, making sure she got to ride in the front seat. "Shotgun," she said with a smile, looking at Mark as she did so. Mark shot Lex a glance, then jokingly pounded his fist into his other hand. Buckeling up her seatbelt, Dawn gave Lex a small smile.
"You really shouldn't smoke," Dawn whispered to Lex so Charlie and Mark wouldn't hear her. Looking at Dawn, Lex reached into her back pocket and threw her smokes out of the car window.
"There, all gone," she smartassed told Dawn. Dawn started up the engine and started to drive to the hotel. Just when she was about to pull into the exit, Charlie decided he needed a Big Mac from McDonald's. "Charlie, the place is gonna be packed, are you sure?" Dawn asked as she continued driving straight.
"Of course I'm sure Dawny, besides, I'm sure you got a fast food craving right now," Charlie assured.
"I want Wendy's. A big, fat, frosty," Mark declared. Dawn rolled her eyes, knowing that they would probably have to stop at both McDonalds, and Wendy's. She knew that both Charlie and Mark knew that they had a place to catch at five in the morning; they were just doing this to annoy her.
"Lex, ya want anything?" Dawn asked as she pulled into a McDonalds drive thru. Lex was about to answer but Charlie cut her off.
"Drive thru? Are you outta ya mind? We're going in Dawny, I saw Show in there, and there's Rico and Jackie. Come man, let's go in," Charlie whined. Not saying anything, but biting her lip quite hard, Dawn parked into a parking space. Lex looked at Dawn and started laughing.
"This isn't funny Alexis," Dawn snapped at Lex. Lex laughed even harder as she got out of the car. She caught up to Mark and jumped on his back.
"Piggy back!" Lex yelled as she moved her arm in a circle and slapped Mark's ass. Charlie laughed, but was surprised when Dawn did the same to him. The four of them walked into McDonald's, finding their co-workers breaking rules in their diet.
"Dawn! Lexi!" Jacki yelled across the room, inviting the two girls to come sit with her. Taking their cue, they walked over to Jacki who was all by herself with an InStyle magaizne and a Smartie McFlurry. "Rico would be sitting here, but Big Show had to tell him something. Rey, Chavo and Billy are over there too," Jackie informed them. Lex and Dawn took a seat at the table, waiting for Jackie to continue. "So, from what I've been hearing, Raw might be getting a new wrestler, which just doesn't make any sense because SmackDown! needs all the wrestlers we can get right now." Lex and Dawn nodded in agreement. The conversation had no interest for Lex's attenton span, so she walked over to the guys table to hear what was going on.
"Who's the new wrestler?" Dawn asked, taking a spoonful from the McFlurry.
"Rumor says it's the Rock's brother. I think younger brother?" Dawn choked on the ice cream.
"Ryan?"
"Oh my God, you know him?" Jackie asked, closing her magazine.
"He's best friends with Lex! Oh my God, Jackie....Tell me, you're thinking what I'm thinking." Jackie looked at Dawn, studying her facial expression hard. Dawn was about to give up, when suddenly, Jackie banged her hand on the table.
"Hook up!" Jackie shouted. Everyone at McDonald's looked at Jackie strangly before they went back to doing what they were doing before. "Dawn, this is brilliant!" Jackie whispered. "Can you imagine what their reunion would be like? Do you think she would cry? Oh my God, this is fantastic! It's going to be so awesome, holy crap...."
"Hey Asshole, shut the fuck up!" Big Show shouted. Looking at each other, Dawn and Jackie turned to see who Show was yelling at, and wasn't surprised when they saw John and Torrie, hand in hand.
"Ya know what Show? I've had enough of your attitude," John started, walking towards the much larger man. "So how about we end this right now?" Lex slapped her forehead, not believing the maturity level of her father.
"You're so immature," she mumbled to herself. The room fell silent as all eyes laid on Lex. Lex looked up and saw everyone staring at her. "I guess you heard me," she shyly said.
"Immature?" Torrie asked. "What's that mean?" Jackie and Dawn bowed their heads, not wanting to laugh out loud. Lex didn't hold back her laughter. Her thick Boston laugh was heard everyone else's laugh. "Oh my God, are you fucking serious? Tell me you aren't serious. I'ma have to smack you soon. Immature? Jesus, she's a real catch ain't she pop?" Lex asked laughing, looking at John.
"Lex, that's enough," John warned. "Come on, let's just go back to the hotel room..."
"Like hell I'm going with you. I'm going back with Mark, ain't I honey?" Lex grinned at herself, and winked at Mark. "You can't tell me what do do, when to do it, how to do it, or, who to do it with, OK? You smacked me, you crossed the line, I'm done with you," Lex stated. John was about to open his mouth, when a small noise came out of Rey.
"Freestyle!" Rey exclamied after he cleared his throat. Lex started shaking her head no; everyone else was willing to hear a battle. "C'mon Lex, you're a Cena!"
"Don't remind me," Lex joked.
"Really Lex, do it. You gotta have some flow," Rey encouraged her. Dawn stood up and walked over to Lex, hoping she could put some confidence in her.
"You can do it Lex, show him whose boss," Dawn whispered to Lex. Lex was still shaking her head no.
"Lex....Do it for me, pooky," Mark said. Lex's face turned red, but agreed.
"Alright, fine. But in Boston, we always say old goes first," Lex stated. John agreed to the stipulation, and stodd up on top of a table.
"I'm sick of hearing your voice, you're a lousy shmuck
I'd rather listen to all these people chant you suuuuuuuuck" Everyone booed John, but he continued anyways.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry! This is you're big day, and I'm out here to spoil it
You look like something I left in the toliet!" The boo's got louder than they were before. People that weren't involved with the SmackDown! roster began to take interest to see what was happening. The boo's got loud, John didn't even bother to finish his freestyle. When he motioned for Lex to go, Lex got up on the table, like her father did, and was about to start, but stopped.
"See, in Boston, how we do this, is ya gotta be comfy," Lex started, taking off her jersery so she was standing in baggy jeans and a sports bra. The guys whistled as the girls stood there jelous. Lex was more built then they thought she was. She had a six pack, and the cut by her hips. You could see a tattoo peeking out from the top of her jeans, which was an angel. Once Lex adjusted her pants so they were low enough to see most of the tattoo, and the strings to her thong, she began.
"Straight outta Boston that's where I be
I beat you with a 98%, like you were some kind of geography
I talked to Vinnie Mac the other day, he said he was impressed by me
Imagine that, small girl from Boston, signed with the WWE
I feel like Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka and the Chcolate Factory
Bonafied susperstar now, everyone can see me!
The contract, it's my golden ticket
This is better then most the things I got
I'll be louder than those crickets
I got SmackDown in a curse
You looking at the real Doctor of Thuganomics
John, you just a silly lil nurse." Lex smiled, looking at her father. He knew he was defeated, just like he always was when it came to a freestyle. When Lex stepped down from the table, Big Show hoisted her up on his shoulders, carrying around McDonald's like she was a champion. He looked up at his daughter, smiling in defeat. She saw this, and threw up the U over her head, grinning at her father. The bruise on her cheek was slowly fadding; John cursed at himself everytime he saw that. But now, he has his daughter on the road with him forever, she's a diva now.
Author Note: I had to fix it, it was too clumpy before. Anyways, what do ya think is going on now that both Ryan and Lex are signed???? Read and Review!
Chapter 7
After the house show, Lex, Dawn, Charlie and Mark headed back to the hotel. While walking towards the car, Lex slowed her pace and began serching frantically in her pockets. Mumbling curses to herself, she began to panic. Mark realized that Lex was behind and started to walk towards her.
"Lex, what's going on?" Mark asked cauatiously. Not answering him, Mark asked again. Lex looked up, just realzing that someone was talking to her.
"Nothing," Lex answered, as she still serched through her pockets. "Fuck," she mumbled, giving up. Mark looked at her funny, then ran ahead to catch up with Charlie and Dawn. Lex reached into her back pocket, pulled out a pack of cigerrettes, and lit one up. The nicotene went through her system quickly; she hadn't had a smoke since her mom's death. She started to walk towards her three traveling buddies slowly, before realzing that neither of them knew she smoked. She slowed her pace again to finish her cigerette, knowing that they would wait for her. Throwing the butt to the ground, she dug her toe to the tip of the smoke, putting it out. Taking out body spray from her purse, she gave herself a quick spray, hoping the smell of smoke would dissapear. Running to the car, she pushed Mark out of the way, making sure she got to ride in the front seat. "Shotgun," she said with a smile, looking at Mark as she did so. Mark shot Lex a glance, then jokingly pounded his fist into his other hand. Buckeling up her seatbelt, Dawn gave Lex a small smile.
"You really shouldn't smoke," Dawn whispered to Lex so Charlie and Mark wouldn't hear her. Looking at Dawn, Lex reached into her back pocket and threw her smokes out of the car window.
"There, all gone," she smartassed told Dawn. Dawn started up the engine and started to drive to the hotel. Just when she was about to pull into the exit, Charlie decided he needed a Big Mac from McDonald's. "Charlie, the place is gonna be packed, are you sure?" Dawn asked as she continued driving straight.
"Of course I'm sure Dawny, besides, I'm sure you got a fast food craving right now," Charlie assured.
"I want Wendy's. A big, fat, frosty," Mark declared. Dawn rolled her eyes, knowing that they would probably have to stop at both McDonalds, and Wendy's. She knew that both Charlie and Mark knew that they had a place to catch at five in the morning; they were just doing this to annoy her.
"Lex, ya want anything?" Dawn asked as she pulled into a McDonalds drive thru. Lex was about to answer but Charlie cut her off.
"Drive thru? Are you outta ya mind? We're going in Dawny, I saw Show in there, and there's Rico and Jackie. Come man, let's go in," Charlie whined. Not saying anything, but biting her lip quite hard, Dawn parked into a parking space. Lex looked at Dawn and started laughing.
"This isn't funny Alexis," Dawn snapped at Lex. Lex laughed even harder as she got out of the car. She caught up to Mark and jumped on his back.
"Piggy back!" Lex yelled as she moved her arm in a circle and slapped Mark's ass. Charlie laughed, but was surprised when Dawn did the same to him. The four of them walked into McDonald's, finding their co-workers breaking rules in their diet.
"Dawn! Lexi!" Jacki yelled across the room, inviting the two girls to come sit with her. Taking their cue, they walked over to Jacki who was all by herself with an InStyle magaizne and a Smartie McFlurry. "Rico would be sitting here, but Big Show had to tell him something. Rey, Chavo and Billy are over there too," Jackie informed them. Lex and Dawn took a seat at the table, waiting for Jackie to continue. "So, from what I've been hearing, Raw might be getting a new wrestler, which just doesn't make any sense because SmackDown! needs all the wrestlers we can get right now." Lex and Dawn nodded in agreement. The conversation had no interest for Lex's attenton span, so she walked over to the guys table to hear what was going on.
"Who's the new wrestler?" Dawn asked, taking a spoonful from the McFlurry.
"Rumor says it's the Rock's brother. I think younger brother?" Dawn choked on the ice cream.
"Ryan?"
"Oh my God, you know him?" Jackie asked, closing her magazine.
"He's best friends with Lex! Oh my God, Jackie....Tell me, you're thinking what I'm thinking." Jackie looked at Dawn, studying her facial expression hard. Dawn was about to give up, when suddenly, Jackie banged her hand on the table.
"Hook up!" Jackie shouted. Everyone at McDonald's looked at Jackie strangly before they went back to doing what they were doing before. "Dawn, this is brilliant!" Jackie whispered. "Can you imagine what their reunion would be like? Do you think she would cry? Oh my God, this is fantastic! It's going to be so awesome, holy crap...."
"Hey Asshole, shut the fuck up!" Big Show shouted. Looking at each other, Dawn and Jackie turned to see who Show was yelling at, and wasn't surprised when they saw John and Torrie, hand in hand.
"Ya know what Show? I've had enough of your attitude," John started, walking towards the much larger man. "So how about we end this right now?" Lex slapped her forehead, not believing the maturity level of her father.
"You're so immature," she mumbled to herself. The room fell silent as all eyes laid on Lex. Lex looked up and saw everyone staring at her. "I guess you heard me," she shyly said.
"Immature?" Torrie asked. "What's that mean?" Jackie and Dawn bowed their heads, not wanting to laugh out loud. Lex didn't hold back her laughter. Her thick Boston laugh was heard everyone else's laugh. "Oh my God, are you fucking serious? Tell me you aren't serious. I'ma have to smack you soon. Immature? Jesus, she's a real catch ain't she pop?" Lex asked laughing, looking at John.
"Lex, that's enough," John warned. "Come on, let's just go back to the hotel room..."
"Like hell I'm going with you. I'm going back with Mark, ain't I honey?" Lex grinned at herself, and winked at Mark. "You can't tell me what do do, when to do it, how to do it, or, who to do it with, OK? You smacked me, you crossed the line, I'm done with you," Lex stated. John was about to open his mouth, when a small noise came out of Rey.
"Freestyle!" Rey exclamied after he cleared his throat. Lex started shaking her head no; everyone else was willing to hear a battle. "C'mon Lex, you're a Cena!"
"Don't remind me," Lex joked.
"Really Lex, do it. You gotta have some flow," Rey encouraged her. Dawn stood up and walked over to Lex, hoping she could put some confidence in her.
"You can do it Lex, show him whose boss," Dawn whispered to Lex. Lex was still shaking her head no.
"Lex....Do it for me, pooky," Mark said. Lex's face turned red, but agreed.
"Alright, fine. But in Boston, we always say old goes first," Lex stated. John agreed to the stipulation, and stodd up on top of a table.
"I'm sick of hearing your voice, you're a lousy shmuck
I'd rather listen to all these people chant you suuuuuuuuck" Everyone booed John, but he continued anyways.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry! This is you're big day, and I'm out here to spoil it
You look like something I left in the toliet!" The boo's got louder than they were before. People that weren't involved with the SmackDown! roster began to take interest to see what was happening. The boo's got loud, John didn't even bother to finish his freestyle. When he motioned for Lex to go, Lex got up on the table, like her father did, and was about to start, but stopped.
"See, in Boston, how we do this, is ya gotta be comfy," Lex started, taking off her jersery so she was standing in baggy jeans and a sports bra. The guys whistled as the girls stood there jelous. Lex was more built then they thought she was. She had a six pack, and the cut by her hips. You could see a tattoo peeking out from the top of her jeans, which was an angel. Once Lex adjusted her pants so they were low enough to see most of the tattoo, and the strings to her thong, she began.
"Straight outta Boston that's where I be
I beat you with a 98%, like you were some kind of geography
I talked to Vinnie Mac the other day, he said he was impressed by me
Imagine that, small girl from Boston, signed with the WWE
I feel like Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka and the Chcolate Factory
Bonafied susperstar now, everyone can see me!
The contract, it's my golden ticket
This is better then most the things I got
I'll be louder than those crickets
I got SmackDown in a curse
You looking at the real Doctor of Thuganomics
John, you just a silly lil nurse." Lex smiled, looking at her father. He knew he was defeated, just like he always was when it came to a freestyle. When Lex stepped down from the table, Big Show hoisted her up on his shoulders, carrying around McDonald's like she was a champion. He looked up at his daughter, smiling in defeat. She saw this, and threw up the U over her head, grinning at her father. The bruise on her cheek was slowly fadding; John cursed at himself everytime he saw that. But now, he has his daughter on the road with him forever, she's a diva now.
Author Note: I had to fix it, it was too clumpy before. Anyways, what do ya think is going on now that both Ryan and Lex are signed???? Read and Review!
