Hey kiddies! It's Super Mario!

Guess what!

That's right! It's time to sing the Gimme Reviews song!

You give me a review,

And maybe I'll go shoo,

And my bad lyrics will go...

AWAY-YE-YE-YIE-SH!

A good review...

And you will see...

The story

FINISHED-DA-DA-DWEH!

Oh, I'll shove in a review,

Shameless, shameless view,

Put in a brand-brand new...

COO-COO-CA-CHOO!

Who flew, flew away?

Long and long, the bay?

There's a manta ray!

My! I think he's gay!

Now the song makes no sense,

At my credible expense,

I guess I'll surely rot in hell,

As a BELL-boy.

If you don't do your part,

You'll be stealing works of art,

Wait a minute, where's my dart?

To use on the dartboard for which...

I'll BEWITCH... a non-reviewer!

(There's no hope... Where's my 18 dollars!)

I mean, uh? Oh! It's over? Yes, uh, this can be your chance to change history! In a positive way, even! For a limited time only! If you send more reviews, maybe a next chapter will appear with the words "Yeah, right. Did you actually believe that THAT was THE END! God, you people are gullible." Don't you want to see that!