Hey kiddies! It's Super Mario!
Guess what!
That's right! It's time to sing the Gimme Reviews song!
You give me a review,
And maybe I'll go shoo,
And my bad lyrics will go...
AWAY-YE-YE-YIE-SH!
A good review...
And you will see...
The story
FINISHED-DA-DA-DWEH!
Oh, I'll shove in a review,
Shameless, shameless view,
Put in a brand-brand new...
COO-COO-CA-CHOO!
Who flew, flew away?
Long and long, the bay?
There's a manta ray!
My! I think he's gay!
Now the song makes no sense,
At my credible expense,
I guess I'll surely rot in hell,
As a BELL-boy.
If you don't do your part,
You'll be stealing works of art,
Wait a minute, where's my dart?
To use on the dartboard for which...
I'll BEWITCH... a non-reviewer!
(There's no hope... Where's my 18 dollars!)
I mean, uh? Oh! It's over? Yes, uh, this can be your chance to change history! In a positive way, even! For a limited time only! If you send more reviews, maybe a next chapter will appear with the words "Yeah, right. Did you actually believe that THAT was THE END! God, you people are gullible." Don't you want to see that!
