Remaining Competitors:

Veterans Falcons: Cody, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay, Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Topher

Newbies Birdies: B, Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Zoey


Chris: (recapping the last episode) "On the last episode of Total Drama, it was a Truth-or-Scare battle, judged by Clucky the Poultry Polygrapher, where competitors had to tell the truth or complete a scary or disgusting challenge. , failure meant this wouldn't happen! It seemed like something might be uh... between Sky and Lightning" (Laughs.) "And Zoey exploded by blurting out the harsh truth to her old BFF, Dakota, but in the end, it was the teasing of chicken and Staci's family lies that made the Newbies lose their minds, and got her voted in. Who's next to let their team down in a hilarious and painful way? Find out now, on Total! Drama! Madness!"

(Theme Song plays)


(The episode begins near the losers' cabin, on the boys' side, the boys were trying to sleep in their beds, Mike and Cameron were in a bunk, the latter inside a sleeping bag)

Mike: "Woah, I almost got used to these cacastular cabins"

Cameron: "Hopefully it will be our last visit"

(In the other bunk, Scott flops onto the bed, only to find it stiff.)

Scott: "Owww, I really want to go to that hotel, now that I know how rich people live, everything I used to like sucks!" (throws his fist down, only for the bed to collapse under him, he screams and stands up with a spring stuck in his eye) "Pathetic discount bed!" (slams the rubble of the bed, throws his hand back, screaming, with the nails in it)


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Sam: "Scott is fine, at least with him you know what you get... I mean crap, but still, it's good to know"

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Cameron: "Well, good night, guys." (He zips up his sleeping bag and sighs contently.)


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Cameron: "Even after a year out of my bubble, I still find it hard to sleep, so I used my sleeping bag to recreate it, what an adventure."

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(We moves to the girls' side, where Jo was arguing with the others)

Jo: "What a way to mess up the last challenge, princesses"

Dawn: "Jo, you're the one who has been bossing everyone around instead of helping"

Jo: "At least I'm trying to get you guys to do something, we've lost the first two challenges and my patience is wearing thin"

(Zoey was lying on the bed, trying to sleep because of the argument, and she walks over to them)

Zoey: "It's everyone's fault for not working as a team, now shut up, I'm trying to sleep!" (tries back to sleep)


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Zoey: (gasps) "That sounded rude? I didn't mean to do that, these people are driving me crazy!"

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Dakota: "Whatever, just shut up, okay? I need my beauty sleep" (climbs on the bed and looks at the wall on the other side of the cabin) "Good night, Sammy" (kisses the wall and lies down on the bed as if it were a cat)

(Zoey watched this from her bed and flinched as she glared at her)

Zoey: "Weirdo"


(Then we cut to the spa hotel, on one of the balconies, Shawn was asleep outside, snoring loudly)

Butler: (walks over to Shawn) "Shhhh, sir" (Shawn wakes up quickly and falls high onto the grass, groaning in pain as the butler leaves)

(Inside the spa hotel room, Sugar is seen lying on her bed)

Sugar: "Yeah, this is what a pageant queen deserves, this is life"

Sky: "Yeah, but I worry about Ella, I wonder if she'll be okay on Boney Island?"


(We cut to Boney Island, where Ella was standing in the woods with various animals, and she was holding a cup of tea as they were)

Ella: "Thank you for joining me for this tea party, my friends, there's enough for everyone" (suddenly thunder is heard and it starts to rain) "Oh dear, what a bad luck!"


(We go back to Wawanakwa, where it was raining buckets over the camp, until dawn breaks and it stops raining, leaving the camp full of mud puddles, the front door of the hotel opens, and Topher walks out and yawns and stretches and walks but falls straight into the puddles)

Topher: (waking up from the splash) "AHHH! WHERE AM I?!" (Several leave the hotel, as do some in the loser's cabin)

Lindsay: "That was the heaviest rain I've ever seen in my life!"

Cody: "And it looks like he's left several..."

Izzy: (cuts him off) "MUD PUDDLES! I love mud puddles!" (laughs as he jumps in the puddles happily)

(We move the Newbies outside the cabin)

Dakota: (disgusted) "Ugh, now the place smells horrible!"

Scott: (sniffing and sighing) "Smells like home..."

Jo: (looking at a letter on the floor in front of her) "Hey, look, it's a letter" (picks up the letter and reads it) "It's from Chris McLame"

Cody: (picking up another letter on the floor from them) "Hey, they also left us a letter, which is what you will have here"

(The two teams each read the letter, and the scene cuts to Chris sitting in his mansion, a drink in his hand, while in front of him is an intern who writes everything Chris dictates)

Chris: (dictating to the intern) "Dear campers, I'm Chris McLean, if you are reading this letter, I am now in my luxurious little house on the other side of the island, today I will be generous and I will treat you to a special dinner with me, but first they must be elegant, in the Mess Hall you will find your assigned clothes, and try not to stain yourself, McLean out"


(Then we return to the contestants)

Sam: "A fancy dinner? Cool."

Scott: (annoyed) "Ugh, it had to be fancy"

Lindsay: (gasps) "Will we have new clothes? YES! I want to see my new clothes already!"

LeShawna: "Easy blondie, first we need to clean up the crazy girl and wait for Ella to arrive"

(Just at that moment Ella appears on the beach, being carried by Fang, who says goodbye)

Ella: "Thank you very much, Mr. Fang!" (Scott looks at this in shock)

Sugar: (groaning) "I was just enjoying my vacation."


(Then we cut to everyone entering the Mess Hall, and finding several white garments hanging on a clothesline, people like Lindsay, Sugar, Dakota, LeShawna and Justin were amazed to see the garments)

Lindsay: "Nice clothes!"

Lightning: (picking up a white piece of clothing) "Hey, this white piece of clothing looks just like mine, Sha-Bam!"

LeShawna: "Wait a minute, it's each of they is white, you mean there isn't something black I can wear?!"

Lindsay: "I guess it is what it is, but now I want to wear my new clothes!"

Dakota: "Me too!"

(Everyone put on their new clothes, which were their clothes from before, but white)

Ella: "We look really fancy!"

Lightning: "Yeah, Lightning is the fancy lightning now!"

Jo: "But why would McLean want us to dress like this?"

(Suddenly, an intern pushes a TV into the dining room, and it turns on showing Chris, from his mansion)

Chris: (on TV) "Good morning campers, I see you're already in your new white clothes, you better not go stained"

Cameron: (raising hand) "Um, you ask, why should the clothes be white if it's exactly visible if it's stained?"

Dakota: "It's true, the smallest stain can ruin this outfit"

Chris: (on TV) "Well that's exactly the idea of today's challenge, do you remember the marathon to be the most awake? Well this time it's the race to be the cleanest, your challenge is to cross the other side of the island without a single stain on his clothes, sweat counts, but the rest does not, his destiny is to reach my mansion" (shows outside the mansion) "but be careful, the island has had a heavy rain that has left a lot of mud puddles, and if that's not enough, there will be plenty of booby traps hidden in their path, the team that gets to my mansion with the most clean players wins."

Ella: "Oh, Dave would have loved this challenge, he likes to be clean!"

Lightning: "Pff, it's nothing to write home about, Lightning can stay clean all the time!"

LeShawna: "Well, you better wish, because we're the team with the most members! Or not a team?" (Turns around, but sees that Izzy is missing) "Wait, where's Izzy?"

(Everyone looks out the window, and sees Izzy happily rolling around in a mud puddle, she was now covered in mud)

LeShawna: "She's f*cking kidding me!" (Score changes to 11-11)

Chris: (on TV) "One down, 22 left, to help you further, somewhere in the kitchen you'll find the address of my mansion, but you better watch out, McLean out" (screen goes blank)

Jo: "Maggots, go the kitchen" (some start to enter the kitchen)

(We cut to the kitchen, where Harold, Sky, and Jo and Lightning are looking over various things)

Sky: "You look there and I look there, and be very careful"

Harold: (checking a pot of pepper) "Why should I be careful?" (Looks at the jar through the eye but the pepper hits him on the clothes, changing the score to 10-11)

(Sky face-palmed)

Harold: "Oops, looks like I lost, but the good thing is I have glasses, so he couldn't hit me on..." (suddenly a tiny boxing glove comes out of the jar and hits them on the kiwis, Harold screams in pain and falls to the ground) "in the kiwis..."

Lightning: (throwing various things) "There's nothing here! There's nothing here either!"

Jo: (dodging the things he throws) "Hey, be more careful, athlete-eyes!"

Sky: (looks in a box and finds something) "I think I found something!" (Pulls out a map but attached to a rope, which triggers a trap, a squirt gun comes out and points at her) "Uh oh..."

(Sky gets ready to get drenched but suddenly Lightning stands in front of her, and gets sprayed with water, the score changes to 10-10)

Sky: (eyes widening) "Uh?"

Lightning: "Calm down, gymnastics girl, no one will ruin your clothes"

Sky: "Wow, um, thanks."

Jo: "Hey, what did you just do, jockstrap, look what you did! We're down to one player now!"

Lightning: "Hey, all I was doing was protecting this chick."

Jo: "Whatever, I'll take that" (snatches the map from Sky, and walks out laughing)

Sky: "Wow, she's very bossy"

Lightning: "Sha-right"


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Jo: "If that jockstraps thinks he can socialize with the enemy, he'll know what to expect"

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(Then they all start to leave the Mess Hall, and run into the sun high up in the sky, making them break out in a hot sweat)

Lindsay: (fanning herself with her hand) "Why is it so hot?"

LeShawna: (getting hot) "I don't know, but I guess it's going to be hell walking to the other side of the island in this sun."

Justin: "Well then I'll have to get cooler" (grabs his shirt and tears it off, revealing his chest, causing several girls to gawk at him) "Oh, this feels better" (score changes to 9-10)

Chris: (on PA) "I forgot to mention something to you, removing any clothing also qualifies as disqualification"

Justin: (flexing his arms) "It was worth it."

LeShawna: "Well, not for us"

Jo: (looking at the map) "The fastest way is this way, follow me!" (The Newbies start following Jo)

Sky: "We have to follow them!" (They follow the Newbies)

(The Newbies and Veterans reach the road, only to find a road full of mud puddles)

Jo: "Great, a muddy road so we don't cross, great deal"

Dawn: "Maybe that mud can ease the heat"

Scott: "Great idea" (walks towards the puddles) "I'm just going to-" (Jo stops him, grabbing his shirt)

Jo: "Stop there, Dirt-for-Brains, we're not going to lose another player over some stupid thing!"


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Scott: "This challenge will be difficult, not only because it will cost me to make us lose, but also I can not have fun, I am a farm boy, the dirt is my friend, why do I have to be clean?"

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Brick: "Ma'am, I suggest the idea of going around this road"

Mike: "Brick's right, I don't think we can get through these puddles" (suddenly gasps and turns into Stevlana)

Stevlana: "But yes Stevlana, the Olympic gymnast queen!" (Starts to jump like a dancer along the path, avoiding the puddles, until she reaches the middle of the path, everyone looks surprised)

Sky: "Wow!"

Mike: (gasps and comes back to himself, looks around) "Where? How did I get here?"

Sky: "That sounds too doable, I'm next!" (Jumps down the path, doing ballet moves, avoiding puddles) "Wow, this is super-" (Izzy suddenly appears jumping in puddles, splashing Sky, causing her to fall into a puddle, covered in mud) "What the...?!" (Score changes to 8-10)

Cody: "Izzy, what are you doing?!"

Izzy: "Oh sorry, today is a muddy day here, I wanted to have fun" (laughs and leaves the area)

Sky: (gets up from the puddle and looks at herself) "Eww, I'm covered in mud!" (sighs sadly)

Lightning: (approaching her) "Hey" (holds out his hand) "Do you need any help?" (Sky blushing takes her hand and helps her to her feet)

Sky: "Umm, thanks"

Lightning: "You're welcome, pretty lady."

(Sky chuckles at this as they both hold hands and walk away)

Jo: "Hey LightButt, stop hanging out with that tiny atlethe!" (groans as he watches them both leave)

Dawn: "We need to stop arguing, and start thinking about getting over this road" (Dawn walks thoughtfully, while Scott glares at her as he puts his foot in her path, causing her to fall into a mud puddle, getting muddy from head to toe, while the score changes to 8-9)

Scott: (feigning surprise) "Woah, Dawn, watch your step!"

Dawn: "But I don't-"

Jo: "Hey nature weirdo, look what you just did, we're short on members now"

Brick: "Troop, we must stop arguing and start proposing a plan to cross this obstacle"

(B thought and an idea came to him, he took off all the clothes he had, and threw them into the puddles creating a path, B was even in his underwear when doing this, everyone looked at B in amazement, while the score changes to 8-7)

Dawn: "Great job, B!"

Sam: (chuckles) "B, change your name to A plus!"


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Scott: (throwing a rock at the wall) "B thinks he's smart, but once my plan kicks in, he won't know where it hit him" (rock ricochets and hits him in the face)

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(All the remaining Newbies except Mike, Cameron, and Zoey started walking down the path littered with clothes and continued down the path)

LeShawna: "Okay, gang, let's follow those guys, and then we'll run over them!"

(The Veterans start following them again, but Shawn stops Sugar and Topher)

Shawn: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't go their way, there could be more traps, we have to be more careful like-"

Sugar: (pointing to a large tree) "Climb trees?"

Shawn: (gasps) "Great idea, so the zombies can't chase us on the ground, everybody climb that tree."


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Shawn: "Yeah, I know, I know I overcame my fear of zombies, but you can't waste these skills you learned from this trauma, besides, I still have a hard time getting over it"

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Zoey: "Those Veterans thought to go over the top, maybe we should follow that example"

Mike: "We could get on you, and fly with your wings, well, only if you want"

Zoey: "Um, well, I agreed not to do it in front of the others, but if it's just for you, then it's just this one time."

Mike: "Sweet" (climbs on Zoey's back, and she starts flying her wings through the air)

(Cameron kept thinking on his own until...)

Cameron: (gasps) "Got it, that's it!" (starts running towards the cabins)

(Back with Shawn, Topher and Sugar, they had climbed the tree branch, panting)

Topher: "That was very tiring."

Shawn: "Right, but once we're here, we can go far enough to-" (But when Sugar joined them on the same branch, she started shaking) "Woah!"

Topher: "Sugar, get out of here!"

Sugar: (grabbing onto the branch) "I can't, I don't want to fall!" (Suddenly lets shake) "Phew, luckily it stopped"

(Suddenly a woodpecker perched on the branch and looked at the three campers, who began to worry about the bird, until it looked away)

Topher/Shawn: (sighing with relief)

Sugar: "Hey bird, your beak is crooked!"

(The woodpecker gets angry and starts pecking at the branch, causing it to fall with the three Veterans on it, splashing into the mud, changing the score to 5-7)

Topher: My hair! My beautiful hair!"

(Screen pauses and shows Chris laughing, watching this from his mansion)

Chris: "7 people down, 12 to go, will anyone come out slightly clean in this messy challenge? Find out when we get back to Total! Drama! Madness!"

(Commercial Break)


(Then we cut to the woods, where the remaining Newbies were running, except for Sam, who was getting exhausted from the heat)

Sam: (running slowly) "Too hot...I'm overheating"

Dakota: "Sam, come on, we have to continue"

Jo: "Move, couch potato, we don't have all day!"

Sam: "I need cold..." (Sam turns around and notices a frozen drink stand in the middle of the woods, and his appetite fills with lust)

(Meanwhile with the remaining Veterans, they were running in another part of the forest)

Cody: (tired) "Are you sure we can catch them on this shortcut?"

LeShawna: "Trust me, I have been in several situations like this to know how one can win"

(Going back to Sam, he went to the drinks stand, took an empty container and put it down in the blueberry flavor, turned on the faucet and the juice poured out of the container, everything was fine until Sam's glasses fell off)

Sam: "My glasses!" (He bends down to pick them up, and at that moment, some of the juice shoots out ahead)

(Back with the Veterans, Ezekiel starts running ahead of them)

Ezekiel: "I'll take the lead, huh?" (Suddenly the frozen juice falls on him, and he sticks to a tree, the score changes to 4-7) "I don't know stop, go on without me!" (The others continue running) "At least this can't get any worse..." (notices several ants crawling towards him) "I had to ask..."

(Back with Sam, she puts her glasses back on and stops bending over, when her bowl is full)

Sam: "Sweet" (turns the faucet off but juice keeps pouring out) "Um, why doesn't this lock?" (He tries to close it, but the juice jumps out of the glass, worried, he starts filling several containers, one after one, until finally the juice stops coming out) "Phew"

(Meanwhile, the rest of the Newbies walk back)

Jo: "Where would that gamer guy have gotten to?"

(We see Sam carrying several containers full of juice, trying to balance them so they don't fall over, when his team sees him, they are shocked)

Dakota/Scott/Brick: "Wow!"

Jo: "HEY, what do you think you're doing?!"

Sam: "Well I-" (suddenly starts to lose balance, and the Newbies back up scared, Sam falls to the ground and all the containers fall, leaving the juice in it alone, but none of them managed to hit Sam, who stood up looking the mess) "Damn" (suddenly catches an untouched container in his hand) "Cool!" (Chuckles)

Jo: "You almost hit us in the clothes, Mr. ICEE!"

Sam: "I'm sorry, but I needed some freshness"

Jo: "Whatever, just don't go to-" (Sam opens the lid of the glass and pours the juice on himself) "GET WET!" (Jo face- palmed, as the score changes to 4-6)

Sam: (sighs with relief) "Better."


(Back on the start path, Cameron arrives, now in a plastic bubble, and with a confident smile)

Cameron: "Yeah, now with my bubble I'll be able to avoid any dirt on my clothes, come on team-" (Izzy kicks the bubble, sending Cameton bouncing through the woods, as he yells)

Izzy: "Oops" (laughs)

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(Then we cut to Mike and Zoey arriving at the entrance of the mansion, once Zoey stops landing, Mike gets off of her. As soon they are about to enter the mansion, a springtrap sends then flying out of nowhere. As they both land on a pigpen, now covered in mud, and they groan in disgust, as the puntuation change to 4-5)

Chris: (Over the PA.) "And Mike and Zoey are out! They will frist on fall and the tramp of the end" (laughs)

Zoey: (Sighs.) "Great.. Now I'm all covered mud, I'm a messy girl!"

Mike: (Comforts her.) "Don't worry, Zoey. You look hottie when you're all muddy."

Zoey: (blush) "Really?"

(Mike nods his head.)

Zoey: "Aww, you're so sweet!"

Mike: "And you're sweet too, my muddy mutant girl"

(Then they both began a make-out session in the mud together)

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(Meanwhile in another more open area, the four remaining Newbies come out of the block)

LeShawna: "I told them that was a shortcut, I don't see Newbies in sight"

Cody: (pointing ahead) "But I do see a big obstacle ahead."

(The Veterans look ahead, and see a stream of mud, which was blocking the other path, and in the mud were several pigs)

Ella: "Look, little pigs playing in the mud!"

Lindsay: "Aww, they're so cute!" (One of the pigs flails, splashing mud near Lindsay, and she squeals as she jumps at Cody) "They want to dirty my clothes!"

Cody: "We have to find something to get past this"

LeShawna: (looks around and sees a large tree ahead) "Maybe we can use this tree as a bridge, Ella, you have the mutant strength to knock that tree down."

Ella: "Um, I don't know, also, I don't want to hurt any trees or animals here."

LeShawna: "But how are we going to cut down this tree any other way?!"

(Suddenly, Cameron comes bouncing out of his bubble, collides with the tree and bounces back, causing the tree to topple over and fall into the creek, forming a bridge, but a lot of mud splashes in the direction of the Veterans; LeShawna , Lindsay and Cody manage to get back in time, but Ella doesn't move and ends up getting splashed, covering herself in mud)

Ella: "Oh no, my dress is covered in mud!" (Score changes to 3-5) "Well...now that I'm muddy, now I can go play with the lovely piggies!" (She jumps into the muddy stream, and starts swimming in the direction of the pigs, leaving her team with stares confused)

(On the other side, on a very high and steep hill, Brick and Jo slide and land on their feet on the ground)

Jo: "That was a very steep hill"

Brick: "But now we're here and we can't stop."

Jo: "Thanks for that, mr obvious" (looks at the stream) "Great, now how are we going to cross there"

Brick: (looks at the pigs for a second and thinks of something) "I know, we can jump over those pigs to get to the other side without any kind of dirt"

Jo: "Wow, great idea, Mr Drop a Lot, how about you try it yourself?"

Brick: "Yes ma'am"

(Brick jumps on one of the pigs, but it gets scared and runs, causing Brik to fall hard into the mud, getting completely muddy, and the score changes to 3-4)

Jo: (sneering) "Wow, Brick, looks like you have a little spot right..." (points to his entire body) "there" (Brick rolls his eyes)

(Then we moved up the hill, where Scott and Dakota were)

Scott: "How the hell are we going to get down there?"

(Dakota looks around and notices a baby carriage right next to her, happily and excitedly she picks it up and pushes Scott into it, tucking him into the stroller, while Scott worries)


(Meanwhile Jo had climbed on one of the pigs, and hopped one by one until she reached the other side safely.)

Jo: "Ha, I hope McGee sees this, he'll be happy knowing I'm better than him!"

Brick: (from the other side) "It's not!"

(Meanwhile with the Veterans, they carefully walked through the fallen tree, LeShawna and Cody managed to jump to the other side, but Lindsay stayed in the tree, nervous)

LeShawna: "Come on, Lindsay, we have to get there!"

Lindsay: (nervous, looking at the mud) "I can't, I'm afraid of getting dirty!"

Cody: "You'll be fine Lindsay, just jump over to us!"

Lindsay: (sighs) "Okay, I'll jump, 1...2..." (she was about to jump but a shout from above interrupted her)

(Dakota was carrying Scott in the stroller, speeding down the hill, as they both yelled, Dakota lost his grip and started rolling down the hill, as Scott yelled even more as the stroller hit a small rock, launching him into the air far away, until landing in Jo's arms)

Jo: (glares at Scott, who is still yelling) "Hey...hey...HEY!" (Scott stops yelling as he widens his eyes, giggling nervously at Jo)

(Dakota started rolling through the mud, getting all dirty, and ends up colliding with the trunk of the tree, causing her to stagger just like Lindsay)

Lindsey: "Oh no!" (She loses her balance and falls off the log, but instead of falling into the mud, she falls into Cody's arms, who throws her to the other side) "Cody?"

(Cody getting into the mud soils the bottom of his pants, disqualifying him, and the score changes to 2-3)

LeShawna: ""Cody, what are you doing?!"

Cody: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't let Lindsay get muddy, I had to do something"

Lindsay: (standing up) "Aww, my hero, a hug-" (LeShawna takes her hand)

LeShawna: "No hugging until we win this!" (He takes her)

(Dakota stands up in the mud, looking at herself)

Dakota: (groans) "Great, just great, I'm covered in mud" (starts smearing mud on her skin) "Even though this fresh mud feels good on such a hot day, my skin hasn't felt this smooth in a long time"

Ella: (greeting her) "Hi, Dakota, would you like to play with me for a bit?"

Dakota: (sighs) "Well, I'm a mess, what cares?"


(Cut to Scott and Jo running through the woods)

Jo: "Okay Dirt Lover, we're probably the only ones left on our team, so you better not screw it up."

Scott: (rolling his eyes) "Yeah, yeah" (suddenly they both stop, seeing a large boar in front of them, fury in their eyes) "Uh oh, we should probably back off before…"

Jo: (growls) "This mammal is not going to stop me" (runs towards him, and we cut to Scott watching Jo fight nervously)


(Then we go back to the creek, where Cameron was rolling down it until he got stuck in the mud.)

Cameron: "Oh no, I'm stuck!"

Brick: (approaching him) "Do you need help, bubble soldier?"

Cameron: "Yeah, I need you to push me out of here"

Brick: "No problem" (starts to try to push him but can't) "It's so stuck..." (suddenly Izzy reaches out and kicks Cameron, pulling him out, and making Brick fall on his back)

Izzy: "Don't run away, I want to play with you, four eyes!" (starts running towards him)


(Back in the woods, Scott looks at Jo above the boar from earlier, now tired and beaten, with Jo full of dirt breathing several times, the score changes to 2-2)

Jo: "Nobody messes with me, nor with my victory" (points to Scott) "YOU, keep going, and try not to stain yourself ever"

Scott: (starts to run) "Okay" (starts to whisper to himself) "Okay, here he goes" (pretends to trip and falls into a pile of dirt) "Ow!" (Score changes to 2-1)

Jo: "WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Scott: "Uh, sorry, I must have been distracted by you, I guess the real culprit is..." (starts to feel a strange sensation) "Because this earth feels so-" (looks down, realizing he was in an anthill, and a bunch of red ants climbed on it, and started stinging it, writhing in pain) "OW! OW! OW! GET THESE BUGS OFF ME!"

(Scott runs away, into the water and dives in, brushing off the ants, Scott surfaces, sighing in relief.)

Scott: "Much better" (suddenly stands up) "Uh?-" (suddenly realizes he was on top of Fang, who growls angrily at him as Scott screams in fear)


(Cut to the entrance to the mansion, where LeShawna and Lindsay arrive)

LeShawna: "Oh yeah, we got here without a blemish, now we just have to open that door to win"

Lindsay: "Oh, I'm so dying to win that dinner"

(They both go up the stair, LeShawna was about to grab the doorknob until they heard screams, Cameron appears rolling until luckily she stops, and sighs in relief)

Cameron: "Phew, I finally stopped-" (Izzy arrives again and kicks him, sending him into LeShawna and Lindsay, who looked in shock, and when he collided with them, he sent them flying, screaming, as Cameron broke down the front door of the mansion and roll inside it)

(In the same pig pen from before, LeShawna and Lindsay landed there, with a splash in the mud as the score changes to 0-1, LeShawna came out all muddy)

LeShawna: (moaning in annoyance) "Great..."

(Lindsay surfaced, all muddy and moaning in disgust, and suddenly a little pig sprang out of the mud and startled her)

Lindsay: (walking away from him) "AHHHH!"

(Chris pushed Cameron out of the hotel, where his teammates were waiting, Chris used a needle to burst the bubble and free Cam, who was picked up by his teammates)

Chris: "Cam is the only clean one and whoever entered the mansion, the Newbies Birdies win!"

(The Newbies cheered as they congratulated Cameron, while on the other side the Veterans moaned, except for Izzy)

Izzy: (chuckling) "Come on guys, you gotta admit today was a fun day" (her teammates glare at her, as does LeShawna, while Lindsay next to her started playing with the little pig in the mud)

LeShawna: "Oh, that girl pissed me off already..."


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(We now cut to the elimination ceremony at night, the Veterans sit on the stumps in front of the campfire, while the Newbies sit in the bleachers, everyone is now all clean, and wear they're normal clothes)

Chris: "Welcome, Veterans Falcons. First elimination ceremony for you guys. Way to lose. (Chuckles.) Now, get ready to cut someone loose, it's voting time."


Confessionals

Leshawna: (Scribbles out a photo of Izzy angrily)

Izzy: (Playfully drawing a photo of Leshawna)

Lindsay: (Looks between the photos, but she draws an X on her face instead.)

End Confessionals


Chris: (Standing next to Chef, with a plate of marshmallows) "The votes are in! But, before I announce our loser du jour, I need a newbie to volunteer for exile."

Cameron: (Waves his arm back and forth) "Ooh, me, me, me!" (The other Newbies shout exclamations of confusion)

Chris: "Don't you think someone else on your team might be more deserving of a night on Boney Island?" (Coughs) "Jo!"

Cameron: "That's ok; I want to go."


Confessional

Cameron: "Izzy probably just needs a little less Cam time. And I definitely need a little less Izzy time. Because she's too crazy scary! But.. I hope she leaves.."

End Confessionals


Zoey: (Waves to Cameron) "Good luck, Cameron!"

Mike: (Trying to hide his worry) "He's so little... Maybe the animals won't notice he's there?"

Chris: "Alrighty then, onwards and flushwards. The following veterans are safe:" (Tosses to the marshmallows to the safe contestants.) "Harold, Topher, Cody, Sky, Ella, Shawn, Sky, Justin, Ezekiel, Sugar, and Lindsay! Leshawna and Izzy, you're both on the edge; Izzy for being a pain in the keister for losing the challenge for her team, and Leshawna, for just being in the keister as well."

Leshawna: "Excuse me?"

Chris: "And tonight's flushee is.." (Tosses the last marshmallow to Leshawna.) "Izzy!"

Izzy: (Shocked, but rolls her eyes.) "Uh, I had it coming."

Leshawna: "So what?! You made us lose the challenge!"

Izzy: (Giggles.) "Yeah yeah, yeah. BYE!" (Cackles evilly runs to the Flush of Shame.)


(We then cut to the Flush of Shame, with Izzy in it, with the other Veterans watching her.)

Chris: "Any final words?"

Izzy: "Can't wait to try this thing out!"

Chris: (Activates the button, which sends Izzy down the drain, cackling.) "I will not miss that crazy girl. Tune in next time for more sweet-sweet mayhem, right here on Total! Drama! Madness!"

(End credits)

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Bonus Clip:

(Scene fades out to a vacant field and a manhole cover that was soon blown off by a burst of water, and Izzy walked out, landing sitting up as the water stopped flowing)

Izzy: (laughing) "That was so much fun, I wish I could do it again!" (Looks around) "Where am I?" (Looks at a sign that says...) "'Royal. Canada. Mountain. Police. Basement, if my calculations do not fail me I must be in the hideout of the RCMP, my natural enemy" (Suddenly a light goes on inside her and an alarm sounds, Izzy laughs) "I guess I have to run, see ya suckers" (She runs away, laughing as several helicopters chase her)


Votes:

Izzy: Cody, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Topher

LeShawna: Izzy

Lindsay: Lindsay


25th-Anne Maria

24th-Staci

23th-Izzy


Greetings again, this episode is different since it has an original challenge created by me, and it is one of the messiest and most satisfying episodes I've done so far, I'll confess something to you, I have a fetish for characters who get muddy (especially those feminine); and yes, you can call me a pig or whatever, but you have to accept that everyone has their messy fetishes, what is yours? if you want ;3

The one eliminated here is Izzy, sorry Izzy fans, but this challenge was planned for her to be expelled, it was the best idea I could come up with, by the way, which of the messy and muddy moments did you like the most? If you want to see more WAM or Messy content, you can follow me on Devianart as "The Riverian", where I upload images and drawings

The next episode will challenge the campers on their acting skills to try to perform a play well, what will happen here? Find out soon...