Here are some ideas I wanted to do with Final Fantasy series.
Final Fantasy 7
The stair incident;
"We can't just barge in there! They will know that we are coming and then it'll be difficult to rescue Aeris," says Amy.
"Aeris? I thought her name is Aerith," says Darkwing.
"Aeris is a nickname we gave her," says Bomberlady.
"So, we are going to sneak in," says Fox.
We all look at each other and nod our heads.
"Then it's settled, we're going up the stairs. How bad can it be?" says Darkwing.
We start walking up the stairs. After a while, we are still walking up the stairs.
"I take that back, this is really bad!" Darkwing says. He is having a hard time climbing up the stairs.
I am having problem as I'm getting tired climbing up the stairs. Sonic runs to me and helps carry me up the stair.
"This is the reason why I prefer to be in my Arwing," says Fox.
"How long are these stairs?!" asks Crystal.
(Note: I forgot how the stairs incident went. I just remember going up ton of stairs).
We finally make it to the top.
"I never want to see another stairs for the rest of my life," says Barret.
"Me too," says Darkwing.
"Count me in," says Fox.
Sonic runs in front and us. He gives us a look that says 'cheer up; it's not as bad as that one time'. He then runs on the stairs. It looks like he is running on the stairs but is not moving up.
"You got a point, Sonic," says Amy.
"What did your little blue spikey friend says?" asks Barret.
"He said at least it's not like the neverending stairs."
"Neverending…stairs?" Barret does not like the sound of that.
"For some reason we couldn't get to the top of those stairs. The stairs kept going and going and going and going. There was no end to it," Bomberman explains to Barret.
"What! You're kidding me! No!" Barret really doesn't like the sound of that.
"Do not worry, we were not stuck. We could have easily get out by going down the stairs," Crystal says. "They must have used magic to do that."
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Meeting Vincent;
Cloud opens the door using the key we found in the safe. We all go into the room.
"I don't like the look of this place," says Bomberman.
"Yeah and to make it worst it has coffins all over this place," says Darkwing.
Cloud walks over to one of the coffins.
"C-Cloud, is it a good idea to get close to that?" asks Amy.
The coffin opens and a man in red and black jumps out.
"A vampire!" Darkwing shouts. We all jump back.
"Vampire?!" I ask.
"They're blood sucking monsters that like to come out at night," Darkwing explains to me. Darkwing takes out garlics, a small wooden stick, a hammer, a bottle and a little cross thing on a chain from under his cape. He points the cross thing at the red and black man. "Stand back, don't come near us!"
"You took all those stuffs from under your cape?! Is there anything you didn't pack in there?!" Speedy asks Darkwing.
"I didn't pack a kitchen sink if that's what you're wondering." Darkwing says to Speedy. "You never know when you will be needing these and beside, a hero always come fully prepared. Okay everybody, we need to work as a team to defeat this vampire." Darkwing points at all of us except for me. "Hold him down long enough for me to defeat him."
"What?! Why do we have to do it?!" Barret complains. "Why don't we just use our weapons, it will be much easier?"
"All our weapons will be useless against him, he's invincible. The only things that he isn't invincible to are these." Darkwing points at the things he is holding. "Don't you know these things Barret?"
"You annoying feather-" Barret stops when he looks at me.
"You weren't about to say something bad, were you Barret?" Bomberlady asks. She notices that Barret stops talking.
"No, nothing at all," Barret quickly says. I think Barret stopped because of me.
"Wouldn't we turn to vampires if he bit us?" Speedy asks.
"Yeah but you will turn back to normal once the vampire is defeated...hopefully," says Darkwing.
"Ummm, Darkwing, you don't sound too sure about that," says Aerith.
"Oh…but…usually that how it works…I think?"
"Wouldn't it be wise to use one of those things that Darkwing is carrying to stun him?" Red says to us.
"Great idea!" Darkwing throws the bottle at the red and black man. It does nothing to him. "Huh?! Why didn't it work? Uh oh, don't' tell me they tricked me into buying plain water instead of holy water."
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Would have carry on with this if I had enough time.
And then there a part where Darkwing threatening to wash Cid's mouth out with soap (a lot of soaps)
So in Final Fantasy 7, me and the girls were separated from the guys when we first went into this world. We ended up with Aerith while the guys ended up with Cloud. We do meet up with them during the pillar part (I really hate that part in the remake).
Was going to do a future chapter about Final Fantasy 7 remake. In that chapter, Quiverwing asked us about Cloud after meeting him in Smash Bros. We retell the story. During the story, we notice some few details that got changed (there were going to be funny parts where a confused Darkwing trying to recalled some part of the story only to get more confused). We didn't understand it and were worried that it might end up like Final Fantasy 13 (I absolutely hate the story in 13-2!)
Final Fantasy 8
I'm looking at the GF Eden. "What's this skill?"
Selphie looks at the skill. "That's devour," she says to me.
"What do that do?" I ask.
"Devour is another word for eat. It means eating," Darkwing says to me.
Amy asks, "How does that work on monsters?"
Darkwing replies, "Don't know, maybe it summons a huge monster that can eats anything."
We keep on walking around the land.
"Where did that huge cactuar went?!" asks Darkwing.
"For something that big, it sure can run," says Speedy.
"Why are we chasing after it?!"
"Darkwing, have you see many huge cactuar with a mustache around here?" Irvine asks Darkwing.
"No," replies Darkwing.
We bump into two little cactuars.
I say, "Let's use that devour skill." I look at Quistis to see that she starts to use that skill.
Quistis runs up to one of the cactuars. Someone grabs my shoulders and turns me around. I am now looking at the land, ocean and sky. I try to turn around but someone is stopping me.
"Julie, you do not want to see this!" Darkwing says to me.
I hear what sounds like something being eaten…and it sounds like it is being swallowed. I have no idea what is going on. Darkwing turns me back to the battle after Quistis finishes the attack.
"What happened?" I ask.
"Ewwww, gross! I think I lost my appetite," says Darkwing. He is holding his mouth with both his hands. It looks like he is going to throw up. "Can we have something to block that? Maybe a screen showing clear grass with a tree and bright blue sky or a beautiful blue ocean…even a picture of flowers will do! Any of that, just censor it!"
"Ewww, I didn't expect that to happen," says Sonic. He also looks like he is going to throw up.
What happened?!" I ask again.
"Quistis just ate the cactuar whole," Speedy says to me.
Now I am feeling sick. She actually ate that cactuar whole?! I cover my mouth as I feel like I'm going to throw up.
"That cactuar sure don't look edible, I mean look at it; it's prickly. She's going to get a bad case of indigestion," says Kat.
"I don't want to see what the main course and the dessert-"
"Don't say it!" Darkwing interrupts Fox.
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Ahh, I remember the first time using that ability, I had no idea what it was.
The plan for this story was me and the girls get separated from the guys again. This time, the guys were sent back into the past where they helped Laguna while we helped Squall. The guys will get sent through time to the present where they meet Laguna. When we finally come face to face with him, the guys will rejoin my team and we go for the final showdown.
Final Fantasy 15
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Darkwing, Speedy, Guido, White Bomberman, Black Bomberman, Fox, Falco, Slipper, Peppy, Mario and Luigi all disappeared all of a sudden. We got called to the StarFox's world by Karen to find the StarFox team. After that, we got called to Mario's world by Princess Peach to find the Mario Bros. We had to hide Peach when Bowser came to kidnapped her. We accidentally told him that the Mario Bros are missing. Bowser who thought that Peach was missing too jumped to conclusion and thought Peach got kidnapped by the Mario Bros. He got angry exclaiming that kidnapping the princess is his job. Amy had to tell him that the Mario Bros will never kidnapped Peach and that they would have taken her to another place for a holiday. After hearing that, Bowser thought that Mario took Peach to another place and set off to find them. We take Peach with us in hope of finding the Mario Bros.
When the guys came back (dogpile back in front of us), they all seem very upset. They tell us the story on how they meet Noctis and his friends. There is one bit where they couldn't find one of Noctis' friends in one of the ruin. They had to get the special material for the boat and had to work with a bad guy who worked for the villain. Near the end of the ruin, they lost Noctis' friend and they searched everywhere for him. He showed up when they faced the monster at the end.
Every time they tried to make conversion with them, the empire always interrupted them. They can't get a proper conversion because the empire would always attacked them (they found it very annoying). One bit they tell us about how they got back to the hotel only for something bad to happen. All my friends except for Knuckles look at me and didn't want to tell me what had happen. Knuckles told me the sad thing that happened and I got upset. The guys did tried to stop Knuckles from telling me.
(Did I mention I nearly broken the game… Noctis glitch out while going to this ruin blocked by the bad guys. He just disappeared. I tried everything but nothing seem to work. The others were still fighting as normal. Then it suddenly swapped to the loading screen and got struck there. Why can't I have the funny glitch like the standing on the chocobo one?!)
The guys told us how Noctis gave Talcott all the Cactuar figures and how super happy and excited he was about it. Darkwing said that he has an unhealthy obsessed with them. Sonic joked about it, teasing Darkwing by saying, "And a room full of your merchandises isn't an unhealthy obsessive?" Darkwing replied, "Th-that's different! It's…it's...it's clearly someone who's my biggest fan!"
Before Leviathan trial, the guys go to the hotel room to sleep for the night. They had a vision about the trial and a voice told them what could happen if Ignis goes along with the main bad guy (based on episode Ignis DLC). The voice told them if Ignis doesn't go with the bad guy, he will lose his eyesight. Not wanting that to happen the guys decide to tell Ignis about the trial and tell him to play along. They see the whole vison where Ignis sacrifices himself and the truth about the main villain (he's related to Noctis?!). And the part where Noctis and the others come in thank to Ravnas and how Noctis goes into the crystal and uses its power to revive Ignis. And the part after that where they are 10 years older and they meet up with Ravnas who gladly give Noctis his sword.
The guys overslept and quickly went in search of Ignis to tell him about the trial. They meet up with the other twos but before they can say anything, the trial starts and they needed to quickly get all the people to safety. After that, they go in search of Ignis and finally found him in the boat. They quickly get in another boat and chased after him. They made it and start to talk to Ignis about their dream. Before they could tell him about what was going to happen with the main villain, that stupid bad guy showed up and shot them off the boats. They tried to swim toward Ignis but the bad guy shot between them, preventing them from reaching Ignis. The bad guy then sent one of his airships to get rid of them so they had no choice but to swim away from them while swimming away from Ignis. They made it to land where they face off with the bad guys and beat them all. They meet up with the others and they go in search of Ignis and Noctis only to be too late.
Later, they go to sleep where they get another vision and the voice telling them that since Ignis didn't play along with the villain, he lost his eyesight and what going to happen is that Noctis will sacrifice himself to bring the light back to the world. When the time came for that to happen, the guys weren't happy but knew that it must be done to save the world. When they came back to our world, they had another vision where Noctis is happily reunion with his love.
