Bolt, Rhino, The Agent, The 46 nuns, Potty, The Charmin bears and Sandy, were all riding back home in the Butt Mobile. As(s) they were driving, Bolt saw something stellar on the side of the road.

"Omg!" Bolt cried out "A free toilet on the side of the road!" Suddenly the Agent swerved the mobile over to the toilet, "I wasn't wearing a seatbelt" said Bolt"

"Rip" said Rhino

"Speaking of rip I just ripped ass" said Bolt. So they all piled out of the mobile and gazed upon the toilet

"I want it" yelped the 46 nuns at the same time

"I saw it first!" cried Bolt plopping his bippy upon the toilet

"Well I'm the one who pulled over!" screeched the Agent as he blew a butt bomb towards Bolt to immobilize him and take the porcelain treasure. Just then Rhino wheeled the bowl into the Butt Mobile and locked the door.

"No!" everyone cried simultaneously "Let us in!"

"It's my bowl, and there's no way inside" cried Rhino

"Don't mind if I do!" said the Agent squeezing out a battering ram from his bum cheeks and using it to break through the back. They all ran inside and grabbed onto the bowl fighting for dear life.

"Hey" said the 46 nuns

"What?" cried everyone else

"What if we just keep the toilet in the Butt Mobile and share it? It would be easier than opening the window and mooning the world while hot steaming waste is spewing out your bippy"

"Oh yes, you have a point" said the Agent

"Lets all keep the toilet in the back of the Butt Mobile!" Bolt yelped while everyone cheered

"Hey y'all we are gonna make like a tree and leave" said the Charmin bears

"Me too Y'all" said Sandy

"Well at least take a roll of Charmin toilet paper for your travels" said Bolt

"Thanks, I got one brewing so I will need a roll for on the go" said dad Charmin. And Sandy in the Bears walked off into the distance

"Well, lets go home Y'all!" said the Agent while driving away

"I got dibs on the toilet" said the 46 nuns


A/N: Sorry Y'all it's been 2 years since the last update ive been on the can, also Saturday is November 19 aka World Toilet Day so go out and celebrate