Episode 22: After the Dock of Shame
Reaming Campers
Boys - Christian, Nick
Girls - Brenda, Molly, Ramona
Episode 22: After the Dock of Shame
"On Today's very special episode of Total Drama Island," The recap opened up on a shot of the dock as usual, but Chris was not there. "You've been watching as Ramona, Nick, Brenda, Molly and Christian make their way to the final five," A clip of each of the campers "best moments" were shown in rapid succession.
The Shot flashed to the boy's cabin, where Nick bursted and vomited over the railing. "It's been a long seven weeks," Chris narrated as Ramona ran from the washrooms with a bear on her trail. The camera moved to the dock and showed the host for the first time. "So we decided to give our weary finalists the day off," Ramona and now Brenda ran past the totem pole from the bear, "to contemplate how far they've gotten and to enjoy."
The camera focused on Chris. "But what happens to the losers after they walk the Dock of the Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave camp?" Flash to the totem pole. "Where are these rejects living?" Flash to the top of the diving cliff. "How are they spending their time?" Flash to the woods. "And who do they think deserves the million?" Flash to Brenda's trailer. "The losers are about to let it all hang out…"
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"And you don't wanna miss a word," he said with two fingers pointed at the camera.
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The static transitioned back to the dock. "Comin' up on Total," his shot zoomed out to show him on a jet-ski, "Drama Island!" He drove off.
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(Theme Song Plays)
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The episode opened up with a shot of a beige mansion decorated like a tropical resort, palm trees included. Which admittedly looked a little strange given that pine and spruce trees could still be seen in the background.
"Welcome," Chris said as he pulled up to the dock in front of the resort on a jet-ski, "to Playa de Losers. The all-inclusive luxury resort where are campers our sent after being brutally voted out of the game," The scene focused on Jonathan and Lamar lounging on pool chairs, "to lick their wounds and accept their fate" The camera panned to the left to show Garry doing pushups, "As reality show has beens." The shot cut to Donna at the top of a diving platform. "When we get to our two final competitors," She executed a swan dive, "They're fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers." The shot cut to Evan, Louis and Jake at a juice bar in the pool and in their swimsuits.
"Hey Evan," Louis asked. "You alright man?"
Evan looked back with a confused look, "Why would I not be?" he asked.
"You know the whole You and Brenda thing," Louis replied.
"I'm fine," at Louis's look of disbelief he added "Seriously."
Louis said. "She broke your heart dude,"
"Now that's untrue," Evan lectured. "I shouldn't have kept bothering her with those letters."
"I still don't buy it," Louis replied. "What do you think Jake?"
Jake took a sip from his drink and answered, "I-its not unbelievable. My b-brother t-told me he g-got rejected 50 times.
As the boys were talking, the shot cut to an underwater view of their legs then back to them as Wanda popped out of the water. "Oh. hey Wanda," Evan said awkwardly.
"Hi Evan, would you like me to sing a song for you? i would love to brighten the gloomy mood"
"No….It's okay" Evan replied, clearly not wanting any part of this conversation. The shot focused on Louis and Jake sharing looks of pity.
"Hey Wanda," Louis said, getting her attention. "Race to the fifth floor!"
The girl smiled. "How fun!" She jumped out of the water and on to the main building.
"There's five f-floors?" Jake said, amazed.
Louis shrugged, "It doesn't. I use that trick anytime she traps someone like that. Though, it's a little sad how she keeps falling for it."
The shot moved to Faith in a hot tub and eating a hot dog. "As you can see," Chris continued the narration. "Our campers have made themselves comfortable in this luxury resort." She looked u with a blank look and the camera zoomed out to show she was sharing the tub with Allen and Erica. "Looks like Allen and Erica are happy to be reunited."
Allen looked into the camera, "This place is awesome!" He planted a kiss on Erica's cheek, causing her to blush.
The scene cut back to Jonathan and Lamar. Lamar had his Penny on the ground next to him. "I can't believe how close this place is to camp," Jonatan exclaimed.
"Now this is what I'm talkin about," Lamar seconded. "I could hang here for a while." An eagle swooped down and grabbed his penny. "Oh no, my lucky penny"
The shot cut to Caleb at the grill, The penny fell on it and it closed, and he opened it and picked it up. "This place is pretty nice," Caleb started, "But people need to be on alert for another one of Chris's tricks."
Shawn and Chelsea were the next two shown, both with huge smiles. "Now this is nice," Chelsea commented. "If i knew this place was here, i would've quit on day one."
"It is beautiful, Shawn agreed. "But not as beautiful as you."
"Aww, thanks baby," she said with a blush.
The shot cut back to Faith. "I'm feeling a little.. What's the word again?" she asked the camera.
"Conflicted," Allen said off screen.
"Thanks Allen!, yeah i shouldn't have been eliminated in the challenge but this place is just so amazing!" Faith said.
The sound of Annie's laughter caught her attention. She and the camera looked over to see her holding up a red bikini. "Which one of you losers does this belong to?" No one gave her an answer.
Jonathan and Lamar returned to focus, then the camera panned right to show Donna reading a magazine with a scowl. "This place is what I signed up for, but I should not be here," she told the camera. "I won't be happy until the last 2 gophers are here too."
The camera cut back to Lamar and Jonathan, "For the record," Jonathan said. "I do feel guilty for betraying her. However she's really mad and there's nothing I can say to make it better."
"You just need to apologize," Lamar added.
Jasmine was the focus of the next scene change, sitting by the pool with cucumber on her eyes. "As it turns out, I managed to learn something on the Island, Not shooting your own teammate is an important step to avoid elimination."
"Yeah i was a little shocked to get the boot," Garry admitted as the camera cut to him doing push ups by the pool. "But what can I say? If I broke the rules, I broke the rules."
Caroline was the next person the camera cut to, she was hiding in the bushes for some reason. "I can't face Jake after what happened." She exclaimed over clips of them talking, and the kiss after his elimination. "I know i should have played things differently but, have you ever talked to him, it's almost impossible without being direct." She signed. "I still like him."
The shot cut to a mad Annie, "I'm so over this!, Chris rigged the phobia challenge against us so i'd be kicked out,"
"We earned that challenge win," Jonathan replied.
"Yeah, I had to get buried alive for it," Erica replied.
"Not to mention the Bass only got 1 point," Evan added.
The chut cut back to Annie who was fuming. Louis walked up to her, "You'd of just been kicked off later anyway," he told her. "You never talked to anyone."
"Um, I had a reason," she spat. "It was a part of my strategy."
A coconut fell from the tree above them and hit Louis in the head. "Ow," he said as he picked it up. "What the? What the heck is this doing here?" he asked. "We're in Muskoka for crying out loud!"
In response, a pile of snow fell on him and buried him. Annie laughed as a sled fell on top of the snow.
The Snow pile moved and Louis stuck his head out. "How would i describe my experience on the island?" A montage of him getting hurt was played. "Easy, it hurt. I did manage to meet some cool people,"
"Gag much?" Annie asked.
"I didn't mean you," he spat.
"What did I get out of being on the island?" Garry asked as the camera cut to him. "Eh, nothing much," He waved off the question.
"I remember you fawning over Molly the whole time you were there," Erica said as the camera zoomed out to show her and Allen.
"What?, that wasn't a real thing. I just played it up for the cameras." A clip of his dopey grin after she kissed him was shown.
Allen laughed. "Admit it dude, you like her."
"No I don't!" i mean yeah she's hot and a good kisser and funny and has a great la- He stopped rambling at the smirks on his friend's faces. "I don't like her like that!"
The shot cut to Jonathan lounging on the pool chairs again. "So Jonathan," Chris said from off screen, "If you could say anything to the remaining five campers, what would it be?"
"I'd tell Ramona, that I forgive her, and that I'm rooting for her to win. Clips of them talking before the incident were shown. "She was a good friend y,know,"
The shot cut back to Chris at the resort's dock. "And there you have it," he said. "Stay tuned here to find out the answer to the question everyone wants to know." What do the losers think of the final five? And who will they vote for to win?" The camera zoomed out a bit. "These answers and more, coming up!"
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The episode returned to a shot of the playa before flashing to Chris walking past the buffet table. "Okay," he said. "You've seen how the losers are spending their time. Now it's time to find out what they think about the final five."
Chelsea popped up in front of the camera. "Nick is the worst!" she ranted. "He thinks he can just break up the best couple on the show, and i can't wait for him to get what's coming to him!"
"You about finished?" Chris asked with mild irritation from behind her.
The shot cut to Louis at the grill. "I wasn't Exactly Brenda's biggest fan," he told the camera. "She was just mean."
"I don't get what everyone's problem is," Annie said coldly as the camera cut to her in her pool chair. "They were one of the only 2 people who played the game the way it was meant to be."
"You know they got rid of you right?" Jonathan asked.
She groaned, "Yeah, I get it!"
The next flash showed Chris walking over to the hot tub. "So, Allen, Erica," he said, "Give us your take on Nick and Brenda."
"I hope I don't meet anyone like them ever again," Allen answered.
"Agreed," his girlfriend added, "They don't seem to care about anyone but themselves." A clip of Nick and Brenda selfish actions were played.
The shot cut to Evan and Jake at the island bar. "I thought that Nick and i were cool, But it's clear that we weren't." A Clip of Nick planning his elimination was played.
The camera flashed to Caroline lounging in a pool chair. "He tricked me into voting myself off, and Tried to break up Allen and Erica." The relevant clips were shown. "Who does that?"
The camera zoomed in to include Donna in the shot. "What they did was bad, but I think they deserve it more than Molly and Ramona.." she said.
"Who do I want to win?" Garry asked as the shot flashed to him by the pool. "I'd probably say Molly," Clips of him and Molly talking in the boathouse and stealing from Chef were shown. "But only cause she's the least annoying one left,"
"And has nothing to do with you crushing on her" Erica said as the camera zoomed out ot show her, Allen and Louis watching with Smirks. "I mean we can all see it, because we have eyes,"
"In our heads," Allen added. "That Work."
"And even if we didn't" Louis added.
"I never had the opportunity to talk to Molly," Jasmine said as the camera flashed to her in the same position as last time, but now with mud all over her face. "But I'm told she was nice."
The shut cut back to Shawn and Chelsea. "Molly?" He asked. "I don't like her at all. She's one of the main reasons why we were voted out.
"And?" Chelsea asked.
He gave an evil smile. "And she doesn't compare to the beauty of my lovely girlfriend,"
"That's right," Chelsea said before making out with him,
"Honestly," Erica said as the camera cut to her, "She was on of my best friends. I hope here and Ramona make up the final two."
The shot cut to Louis and Evan at the island bar. "I'm really glad Christian made it this far," Louis said.
"Although, I really disliked his performance in the dodgeball game," Evan commented. Clips of getting hit and sitting in the bleachers were shown.
"He's definitely my second choice to win," Jonathan added.
"Yeah yeah," Louis said bored. "We all know you're voting for Ramona."
"With Molly as a third,"
"I-i'd root for e-either of the three," Jake said at the grill. "B-but leaning towards Christian. Did you see how many t-times he saved us from elimination? Clips of him coming up with quick ideas were shown. "R-Ramona's pretty cool t-to tho,"
"Man," Caleb said. "Ramona and I really connected? You know?"
"She was also a very strong competitor," Jasmine commented, now wrapped in seaweed from the face down.
"Yeah, but Molly stood up to Nick and that was cool," Evan said.
"I also wouldn't mind her winning," Louis added.
"I liked to root for the pretty ones," Shawn said as the camera cut to him. "So Brenda's got my vote."
The scene flashed to the water of the pool at night. A soothing guitar could be heard as the camera zoomed out to show almost everyone sitting by the pool. Annie was on an inflatable pool chair in the pool. To the left, Chelsea sitting on Shawn's lap next to Jasmine. Louis and Evan were on either side of them. Jonathan was standing behind them, with Caroline standing next to him. On the other side, Erica sat next to Allen as he played his guitar, Donna sat next to them. Lamar (with the penny give back to by Caleb) and Jake sat on opposite sides of the three. Faith sat next to Jake and Garry stood in the back.
Caleb came from nowhere next to Garry and startled him, "Nothing fishy in sight," he said. "Now let's get this started,"
A puff smoke appeared and Chris showed up in it. "Yeah nothing fishy Caleb," the host said. "This is-" he looked around. "Let me guess," he said looking at Louis, "the fifth floor trick?" He nodded. "I'll be right back."
The scene skipped ahead a bit, now Wanda was sitting next to Evan. "As i was saying, It's time for-"
"Why did you bring us out here again?" Faith asked.
Chris gave her an annoyed look. "Because, you are gonna vote off the next camper on Total Drama Island."
"Wait, seriously?" Caroline Asked.
"Oh yeah, here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna ask you each one by one, who you would like to see here tonight, at Playa de Losers. Annie, i'll ask you first, Who would you like to vote for?"
"huh. I thought about this for a little bit." She replied. "I vote for Molly." A Bell dinged.
"What did Molly ever do to you?" Evan asked, and another bell dinged.
"That's two votes for Molly," Chris said.
"Wait," Evan said. "But i didn't-"
"Well i'm voting for Ramona," Shawn said, causing another bell to ring.
"I gotta go with Nick, even though Christian shot me with a paintball." Jasmine said and two bells ringed.
"One vote for everyone now," Chris said.
"Um, I believe I actually voted for Nick," She corrected, earning another bell.
"Two Votes Nick, 1 vote everyone else," the host said.
"All I know is I want Ramona to win," Caleb said, continuing another sentence before earning another bell.
"Two Votes Ramona, Two votes Nick"
"Wait we can vote twice?" Shawn said. "I''l go with Ramona again then."
"3 votes Ramona, 2 Votes Nick, 1 votes everyone else," Chris said.
"Come on Shawn," Louis said to him. "Ramona doesn't deserve to go home." His Eyes Widened. "Crap."
"That's four votes for Ramona,"
"Rawk," a parrot of all things said. "Ramona," Another Bell.
"Oh come on!" Caleb Complained.
"Five Votes Ramona,"
"Come on man," That was a Parrot!" Caleb yelled. "It shouldn't even be allowed to vote for her."
"Who's her?" Faith asked. "Are we still talking about Ramona?" Another bell.
"Rawk, Ramona." Another Bell.
"Seven!" Chris chereed.
"Chris, be reasonable," Allen said. "That Parrot doesn't even know who Ramona is!" he was too late to realize what he did.
"Eight!" Chris cheered.
The scene skipped to a confused Ramona, Luggage in hand, being pushed down the dock of shame by Chef to the boat of Losers. The cook tossed her in the boat and the scene flashed ahead to her at the dock of the Playa, with the same expression.
"And with that," Chris told the camera as he walked up to her, we're down to four. Tune in next week for more, Total..Drama….Island."
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Author's Note: I wanted to make the vote's a little more spread out.
Caroline and Jake's plot line isn't wrapped up yet so you'll see more of that.
TDI RANKINGS
22nd Wanda
21st Louis
20th Donna
19th Shawn
18th Chelsea
17th Anie
16th Jake
15th Jasmine
14th Evan
13th Joanthan
MERGE
12th Caroline
11th Allen
10th Erica
9th Faith
8th Caleb
7th Garry
6th Lamar
5th Ramona
