INTERNET! Either modem is cursed or its the weather. Seems to like to go red every other night this month
Never seem to think things through as Yuno mindset
"Yuno is having a mental breakdown thanks to Kanou's interference. We'll be heading home now as much as I'd love to taste his cooking." says Yuki taking Yuno's hand and both left with Yuno screeching at Yuki.
Everything quieted down now that the adopted parents were gone.
'Yuno, help me with dinner! I also need a taste tester!' says Ken 1.
"They left!" says Hide putting away his cell phone.
'WHAT!? But shes a great cook in Yuki's eyes.' says Ken 1.
"Adoptive mom started talking crazy again and adoptive dad had to drag her away." says Ken 2.
'What she say?!' wonders Ken 1.
"Crap like Hide should be dead before meeting us quinx! To parallel your and Hide's so called untimely deaths. You gaining gray eyes instead of brown if Arima took your ass in afterward! We are already at HQ and getting to know eachother. So that puts a damper in her plans for possible futures." grumbles Urie.
"Always with the what ifs. Never focusing on the present." groan Ginshi and Hide.
'They didnt ask Murmur to take them back to their godly void, right? They have a perfectly comfy house in this cycle.' says Ken 1 eyes darkening.
"Godly realm? Murmur?" wonder the quinx.
Ken 1 wanted to die that second. He dropped everything and scrambled over to the table.
"Their official home is a black void where they are being kept while a childlike demon serves them. They watched over my cycle with full intention to gain a new Aru Akise yet I became the emo version of their estranged friend. They monitored everything from my childhood pov to the moment Kanou screwed with my body to gain a half breed experiment. My Hide and I didnt see much of eachother until the Anteiku raid where he bled in my arms going unconscious. Whether he was dead or not is only proven by the pinkette and black haired gods." says Ken 1.
"Then you're the moocher crashing our timeline and contorting it to gain a pathing where noone dies!" says Urie.
"Can we drop that now?" wonders Ken 1.
"So that's how they know about your life." thinks Urie begrudgingly.
"So that's how they know about your life." says Juuzou, "Crazy parents with an insane young adult. My kind of people regardless of how you ended up together."
"You fucked over Hide yet you still act like star crossed lovers!" says Urie.
"They're still my adopted parents whether I like it or not. They put my best interests to the test." says Ken 1.
"There has to be a way for a koukaku to overpower a rinkaku." growls Urie unamused.
"We'll worry about that tomorrow." says Ken 1.
"Mine is...bikaku which is a tentacle like a rinkaku but acts like a tail." mumbles Mutsuki.
"My main concern is if Hide and Saiko are eager fighters. Hide is excited about many things yet this is his struggling job. Saiko prefers rinkaku as a fan more than weapon. You guys are doing just fine." says Ken 1.
"Fine isnt good enough!" says Urie.
"Maybe I should teach a rinkaku class so my twin can keep up." says Ken 1.
"Exclude me!" says Ken 2.
"You need to strengthen your kagune for when you are alone facing a ghoul." says Ken 1, "You all have to learn to control your rc types before I arrange quinques to you."
"Act more like ghouls on the run before you can see yourselves as quinx." says Hide.
"Says the guy that treats himself like a human who doesnt need to eat." says Urie.
"Got me there. Ken or rather Kuraim is the only one used to his kagune type. Ken aka Junpei only used his kagune when he was spooked and had to defend himself. Junpei is the more human lifestyle of Kuraim's life." says Hide.
"Would be laughable if Hide couldnt defend himself. You're always on the sidelines." says Ginshi.
"You're not that good with your ukaku either." says Hide.
"The explosions get the best of me." says Ginshi.
Yuki and Yuno...
"If this world is getting to you, how about we watch over this world from the void? Murmur is annoying but we can give him some of Hide's manga." says Yuki.
"Steal manga for Murmur?" wonders Yuno.
"We cant take advantage of it though." says Yuki.
"What kind of manga does Murmur enjoy again?" wonders Yuno.
Yuki shrugged.
"Cycle 1 Murmur was a manga reader yet she didnt seem to be reading one when Cycle 1 Yuno became a goddess. Cycle 2 Murmur has a torn up shoujo manga after 10,000 years. Is cycle 2 Murmur female or male?" ponders Yuno.
"Murmur takes of a child female appearance yet demons dont have a specific gender." says Yuki.
Yuno nodded.
"Does Hide have shoujo manga?" wonders Yuno.
"You tell me. He loves horror manga more than any other." says Yuki.
"Then, we'll just have to shop at a bookstore for shoujo manga." says Yuno.
"Once we go back to Murmur, he-she-Murmur wont be pleased until we bribe the demon with gifts." says Yuki.
"Something with demons in it so Murmur can see from Hide's pov." says Yuno.
"Romance manga, there's so many to search through. Where would we begin?" wonders Yuki scratching his head.
"Plan B." says Yuno.
"Plan B?" wonders Yuki.
"Its not that different from the current plan. Yes, its been swaying in directions we never expected however we can still create a new Hide." says Yuno seeming calmer than earlier.
"Come again?" wonders Yuki.
"I need your help to create a Kaneki that is either female or trans." says Yuno.
"You've fucked with enough minds as it is." says Yuki sighing.
"Hey, hey, hey! In the void visiting Murmur, I will get to work on creating a Hide that fit with both cycles yet wont necessarily part of either lifestyle. You, my dearest husband, will have to create a Ken who can get pregnant. Just remember, they will be like Aru; a living being who cant be truly alive." says Yuno.
"I uhhhh..." says Yuki unsure.
"Hide, of the void creation: He would look like he was bigger than the clothes they chose for him yet at the same time had the memories of cycle 1 Hide who knew everything about the black haired turned white haired Ken that clashed with the memories of white haired Ken keeping him company while cooking him meals almost constantly unless he ordered takeout or dragged him to restaurants before he got to big to leave the house via cycle 2." says Yuno.
"We destroyed the pathing as it is." says Yuki.
"Listen. Despite memory confusion, Hide would know actual half ghoul Ken from artificial half ghoul Ken. He would get sent to earth as black haired Ken's best friend and white haired Ken's fake boyfriend turned actual boyfriend. They would even leave him the scarecrow getup and an attire for when he felt up to proving the said Hide was alive and well in the anime attire from when he showed his masked face." says Yuno.
"Except Hide of this cycle is still alive." says Yuki nervously.
"We pretend they are clones for experimental information. It will also give Hide and Kenny an get out of CCG HQ free card. They live freely while-"
"Slow down. Hide, Id agree to given he never saw or heard of cycle hopping until us. But creating a Kaneki that can get pregnant is something I don't think will work. How will we explain it to Arima after he stated no harm to create something unnatural. We also only have 1 earthly creations orb." says Yuki.
"Murmur has the real lovers in the void while we live alongside the fakes-clones." says Yuno.
"You expect Ken and Hide to agree to this?" wonders Yuki.
"If I create a living entity with wings and tentacles, the workers will be curious to how a baby or toddler who was left alone has Ken's appearance and both parents' kagune." says Yuno.
"Can ukaku and rinkaku look good as a duo kagune power? Im not sure which dual types look best on 1 ghoul kid." says Yuki.
"So both are bad ideas?" wonders Yuno.
"Forming living humans is possible if Deus was able to form Aru however, what sane couple would bring a random ass kid into the building and show the workers that he or she looks like a little Kenny? We are almost 40 in Earth terms so proving grandchildren sounds eerie. Forming fake variations of the current HideKane trope or passing off a kid as a grandchild." says Yuki absorbing the nonsense Yuno was spouting, "This is us needing a child from an alternate lifestyle all over again."
"To soon?" wonders Yuno.
"No, no. Its fine. We cant mess up the world any more than we have." says Yuki reverting his eyes annoyed.
"Scratch clones. We can create a tot of white hair Ken in his overalls and give us an infant." says Yuno.
"Both things are twisted!" says Yuki.
"It will give Ken a little brother and a child." says Yuno nodding.
"Lets get into the void first." says Yuki.
"We cant do much else in the void anyway. Its either create fakes of the lovers or create kids we can pass off as earthlings. First their tot son then we can create a tot to prove if boy or girl of our own. We'll say we created the boys for an experiment only we can conduct." says Yuno.
"Lets hope they buy it." says Yuki.
"What else do we have to lose?" wonders Yuno.
"Everything." says Yuki wearily.
