It begins with J.D., and Varie waking up in Lincoln and Linka's room.

"Ah," Lincoln sighed. "Sunday mornings."

"Yep," J.D. agreed, "time to have some fun."

Rita yelled from somewhere in the house, "RISE AND SHINE KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO AUNT RUTH'S TODAY! YAAAYYY!"

"It's Aunt Ruth today, which means it's my turn to babysit," Varie explained.

"Yep," J.D. agreed, "and who do you have?"

"Let's see," Varie murmured, looking at the Babysitting Plan board. "I have Lori, Carol, Shannon, Luan, Lucy, Lana, and Lily."

"Right on," J.D. nodded.

"Aw man," Lincoln grumbled.

"Vince is babysitting next time," J.D. assured him, "and you and Linka will be with him."

Lynn Sr., Rita, and the Loud Kids were leaving, and J.D. was joining them.

"Have fun, honey," J.D. said.

"I will," Varie answered.

J.D. and Varie have a kiss.

After they left, Varie shut the door.

"Well, guys, this is going to be a blast," Varie said.

Lori agreed. "You said it, Varie."

A knock was heard and Varie answered the door, and it was Eddy.

"Hey Varie," Eddy responded.

"Hello Eddy," Varie replied.

"Hey, my King of Comedy," Luan said, smiling.

"My Angel Queen of Comedy," Eddy replied with a smile.

They kissed and hugged one another.

"So where's everyone else?" Eddy asked.

"I'm babysitting Lori, Carol, Luan, Shannon, Lucy, Lana, and Lily while everyone else is at Aunt Ruth's," Varie explained.

"Oh, that's alright," Eddy said. "I had a babysitting scenario when I lived in Peach Creek. I saw Nazz at my house and thought she was there to take me out on a date. But later I discovered the hard way that she was there to babysit me."

"That's interesting, Eddy," Lori responded.

"It sure is," Varie agreed. "Here's our first activity: Jungle Rescue. It's a game in which we travel through a jungle looking for people who need help and rescuing them."

"Cool!" gasped Eddy.

"That seems like fun," Lori responded.

"I know just where to play it," Lana answered.

She led them to her jungle room, where she opened a hidden panel. "You guys are going to love this."

She pressed a lever, and a door opened up to reveal a massive greenhouse that was like a really dense jungle with tons of trees, vines, shrubs, moss, waterfalls, and a lot of birds, butterflies, and other creatures. The temperature was hot, and the humidity was intense.

"Whoa!" gasped Varie.

They entered and were struck by the majesty and beauty of Lana's jungle.

"Wow!" exclaimed Eddy, "Lana, you have a jungle in your room?"

"I sure do," Lana replied, "it's my greenhouse, and it's a dense jungle."

"This is amazing," Luan remarked. "It's a Jungle In Here." Rimshot plays and then she laughs. "Get it?"

Varie and Eddy laughed.

"Good one, Luan," Varie laughed.

"Good one," Eddy said, laughing.

"The jungle is an amazing place," Lucy added. "I've seen pictures of it and it is one of the most amazing places in the world and one of the most painful and depressing."

"That's true," Varie nodded. "It's like the Amazon in here. So here's how we play. We can either swing on vines or fly, and we keep an eye and ear out for any cries for help. Or, if you're really skilled, you can grind on the vines."

"Cool!" Lana yelled, "I'm good at that."

"All right, who wants to swing on vines?" Varie asked.

Lori, Carol, Lucy, Shannon, and Lily all raised their hands.

"Lori, Carol, Lucy, Shannon, and Lily," Varie nodded. "Okay. Who wants to fly?"

Eddy and Luan raised their hands.

"Eddy and Luan," Varie continued. "I'll fly as well. Are you ready, guys? Let's go!"

Lori, Carol, Lucy, Shannon, and Lily grabbed some vines, and Lana hopped on a vine and grinded along it.

They took off.

"Woo-whooo!" yelled Lori.

"This is amazing!" shouted Eddy.

"This is so much fun!" Carol shouted.

Lana was in front of them, grinding on the vines. "I had a feeling you'd like my jungle."

"This is a lot of fun," Lucy added.

Shannon yelled, "Whoo! This is awesome!"

"Help! Help me!"

Varie expanded her eyes. "Sounds like someone is in trouble. It's coming from over there." She pointed to a clearing. "Let's go!"

They saw a girl with dark blue-green hair, dressed in pink and black, sinking in quicksand, and she was surrounded by a nasty spider-like creature.

"That's Dawn from Pokemon, and that's an Ariados with her," Varie explained.

"I've got this," Lucy assured them. She sent the Ariados back to the dimension from which it came with a black lightning bolt.

"Dawn!" yelled Varie. "Grab my hand!"

Dawn reached up and took Varie's hand in hers, and Varie drew her out. But she had lost her boots.

"My shoes!" Dawn cried.

"They're gone now," Varie replied, "let's sit down, so we can talk."

"All right," Dawn murmured.

They were sitting by a tree, snacking on some mango fruit. Dawn's Pokemon partner Piplup was with her.

"So we went through an interdimensional portal, Varie?" Dawn asked.

"Yeah," Varie nodded. "I'm not sure how this happened, but it did. Were you running from someone?"

"Yeah," Dawn answered. "I was running from Team Rocket. I was with my friends Ash and Brock." She began to cry. "Team Rocket killed them and tried to go after me! I lost my best friends, and I'll never see my family again!"

Varie comforted her, and she was saddened. "I'm so sorry, Dawn."

"It's all my fault!" Dawn cried. "I wasn't strong enough to protect them! It's all my fault!"

"Don't blame yourself, Dawn; it isn't your fault," Varie counseled. "What happened was unavoidable. But you're still here, and you now have the chance to become stronger and fight for what you believe in. I know you miss Ash and Brock, but they will always be with you in your heart, memories, and spirit as long as you remember what you learnt with them on your journey. In a way, you'll never be apart."

Dawn began to feel a lot better. "Thank you, Varie."

"You're welcome, Dawn," Varie said with a smile.

"I want to get stronger so that I can bring the people who killed my friends to justice," Dawn declared.

"That's the spirit, Dawn," Lana said.

"We will gladly help you," Lucy added.

Dawn gave them all a grateful smile. "Thank you all. Thank you."

A shining purple star appeared out of nowhere and touched Dawn's forehead, enveloping her in a star vortex.

"We have an elemental choosing in progress!" Lana yelled.

Dawn was transformed by the vortex, and she now has dark blue angel wings and a moon tattoo on her left cheek.

Dawn was lying on the ground as the vortex subsided, and she stood up. "What happened? I feel really strange."

"You went through a massive power-up," Varie said, "You now have powers like me and my friends."

"I do? " Dawn held out her hand and fired a beam of cosmic light, which collided with a tree and exploded.

"Whoa!" gasped Dawn.

"Unbelievable!" exclaimed Varie. "You have Cosmic Energy Powers."

"This is incredible!" Dawn cried. "But why does my back feel heavy?"

"You have wings like we do," Varie answered.

Dawn saw her wings, and she was shocked. "I do have wings! They are beautiful."

"They are," Varie agreed. "You have the powers of a deity from another part of the world. We'll have to look it up later. J.D., my fiancé, has a big book on World Legends.

"It's how we learned where we got our powers," Lucy explained. "Most of us got our powers from mythological Gods and Goddesses from all over the world."

"That's extremely interesting," Dawn replied.

"This is a really godly situation," Luan joked, and then a rimshot played and she laughed. "Get it?"

Varie, Eddy and Dawn laughed.

"Good one, Luan," Varie laughed.

"That's funny," Eddy laughed.

Dawn laughed. "Dudes! Luan is hilarious!"

"Her jokes always make us laugh," Varie added, "so let's keep playing and make one more sweep before our next activity."

"Okay," Lana agreed.

They looked around the jungle while flying, grinding, and swinging on vines.

"Help!" someone cried out.

"Another call for help," Dawn added.

"Let's go!" Varie shouted.

They swung, grinded, and flew until they came across a woman tied to a post in the middle of a native tribe.

"Those natives are going to sacrifice her," Varie hissed, narrowing her eyes. "Wait, a minute. That's Ursula, wife of George of the Jungle in Africa."

"George of the Jungle is one of my favorite shows, but how did Ursula get here?" Lana wondered.

"I'm not sure," Varie responded, "but let's help her."

They heard Tarzan's yell and saw George of the Jungle swinging on a vine.

"Wow!" gasped Varie, "There he is!"

"I can't believe it!" Lana yelled. "He's in my Jungle Greenhouse! George, you are awesome!"

"Thank you, friend," George said before crashing into a tree head on.

Varie winced. "Oooh! That's going to leave a mark!"

Lana waved off her concern. "Nah. He's used to it."

They go inside the village and fight the natives, pulverizing their faces.

"Here Ursula." Dawn created a sword of stars and cut her free.

"Thank you," Ursula replied.

"You're welcome," Dawn replied. "Look out!" She protected Ursula and herself with her wings, and the spears hurled at them shattered into a million pieces when they hit.

"That was close," Ursula admitted, her heart pounding.

Dawn attacked the natives, slicing some of their masks and spears in half.

"This is what you get for sacrificing innocent people," Lucy said as she struck them with black lightning. "Let fear consume you all."

The natives screamed like little girls and ran into their huts.

Varie responded, "That takes care of that."

"George owes you guys for saving Ursula," George added.

"You're welcome, George," Varie replied.

"You are awesome, George," Lana added. "We love how you crash into a tree like that. It's funny."

"Thank you," George replied.

Later, it was time for the second activity.

"All right," Varie said. "Our next activity is a game I call Villain Fight." We go to the simulator for it."

"That's cool," Luan said.

"This is going to be great," Eddy predicted.

They went to the Simulator, with Eddy and Luan going first.

"All right, Eddy," Varie began, "Luan, I have the perfect scenario for you two."

Varie enters a scenario at which point the Simulator starts up. "Coming online, guys."

Simulator

Eddy and Luan found themselves in Peach Creek.

"Wow!" exclaimed Eddy. "We're in Peach Creek!"

"So this is where you used to live?" Luan asked.

"Yeah," Eddy nodded. "It was home sweet home before the Vengeance Express drove us away."

"It sure is a nice place to live," Luan said. "It's absolutely Peachy!" She laughed. "Get it?"

"Good one," Eddy laughed.

"Jawbreaker Ed Boy? Is that you?"

Luan and Eddy saw Rolf.

"Rolf!" Eddy greeted him. "How's it going stretch?"

"It's great to see you again, Ed boy," Rolf grinned. "How's Bundt-Cake-For-Brain Ed Boy and Double D Ed Boy?"

"They're doing great, thank you," Eddy replied, "and this is my girlfriend Luan Loud. She is a funny comic."

"Nice to meet you, Rolf," Luan said.

"Likewise," Rolf responded. "Congrats on finding a girlfriend instead of that redhead Kanker girl."

"Luan is the best," Eddy exclaimed, "she's as funny as me and loves Jawbreakers as much as I do."

"Great minds think alike," Rolf replied.

"They sure do," Eddy agreed.

"Eddy?"

They saw their friend Kevin.

"Kevin!" Eddy greeted him. "What's up, man?"

"Not much, dude," Kevin replied. "We saw you move away, and we were sad to see you go."

"I know," Eddy admitted. "I really miss you guys. This is Luan Loud, my girlfriend. Luan, this is Kevin. His father works at the Jawbreaker Factory."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Kevin," Luan said.

"Same here," Kevin replied. "Way to go, bud, on getting a girlfriend."

"Thanks, man," Eddy replied. "How's Nazz doing?"

Nazz responded, "How about you ask me yourself?"

"Nazz, you are still the most beautiful girl in the cul-de-sac," Eddy flirted.

Nazz grinned. "Thanks Eddy. Who's your friend?"

"I'm Luan Loud, and Eddy is my boyfriend," Luan replied.

"It's true," Eddy added. "We've been dating for a while and have been doing all sorts of fun stuff together."

"Awesome!" shouted Nazz. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I've heard so many great things about you and your family."

"We get that a lot," Luan replied.

"It's great to see all of you again," Eddy said. "Where are Jimmy and Jonny?"

"They went gokarting," Nazz explained.

"That's fine," Luan replied.

Then a house collapsed, revealing the Kanker Sisters.

"Kankers!" Eddy yelled. "How did they get out of the Lake Vostok Prison?"

"Wait!" Luan shouted. "I have a feeling Marie is looking for redemption."

"How can you tell?" Eddy wondered.

"For some reason, I just know," Luan confessed.

"Let's go check it out," Eddy suggested.

Eddy and Luan confront them.

"Kankers!" shouted Eddy.

Lee smirked. "Well, well. If it isn't my little man."

Eddy rolled his eyes. "Lee, I've already told you that I'm no longer your boyfriend. I love Luan now."

"You still love that metalmouth freak!" Lee screamed.

Eddy hit Lee in the nose and knocked her down. "Don't call Luan that! She is a much better girlfriend than you!"

Lee got up seductively and said, "I love a tough man."

Eddy narrowed his eyes. "Let's dance."

He spread his bat wings and simultaneously kicked Lee and May in the face, bonking their heads together. Knocking them out.

"That takes care of that," Eddy remarked.

Luan turned to face Marie. "Marie, I sense you're in a lot of mental and spiritual pain."

"What do you mean?" Marie asked.

"My light powers allow me to see into people's souls, and I can tell you had a very traumatic childhood at the hands of Lee and your mother," Luan explained.

"How did you know that?" Marie wondered.

"Like I said, I saw your past, and it was not pleasant," Luan continued. "I may not know everything about your past, but it's bad."

"What do you know!" Marie screamed. "You've never had your own mother beat you up on a daily basis and beat you senselessly to the point of death!"

Luan let out a horrified gasp. "Marie, that is horrible!"

"It is!" Marie insisted. "Our mother is a monster, and Lee is even worse. I hate both of them. I keep trying to get away, but I can't. To make things worse, mom killed all three of our dads, and she hates me the most."

Luan was horrified. "Marie, that's awful! Now I understand why you made everyone's lives miserable. Because of your abuse, you were venting all of your hatred toward Lee and your mom towards everyone." She became angry. "That heartless monster and worthless witch! She gives loving mothers everywhere a bad name!"

"Marie," Eddy began, "we had no idea you were going through all of that."

"That's horrible!" Kevin yelled.

"I had no idea the Kanker sisters' mother was that bad, and what she's been doing to them is totally not cool!" Nazz added.

"Rolf will mangle up that wretched woman like a fowl zit infesting Wilfred's posterior," growled Rolf.

"Easy, Rolf," Eddy said, attempting to calm him down. "I know you want vengeance on their mother, but we've got everything under control."

Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf were shocked by what they were seeing.

"Eddy, you've completely transformed into a completely different person," Kevin noted. "What happened to you?"

"Let's just say that the Vengeance Express, our attempted rape, meeting our new friends in Michigan, and having Luan as the most awesome girlfriend in the world all changed my life for the better in a good way," Eddy explained.

"It's really cool, dude," Nazz said.

"Man, we believe it," Kevin added.

"Way to go, Bat Ed Boy," Rolf said.

"That's right," Luan added, "you have to cut ties with your "Mother" and make her face justice for her crimes."

"But how?" Marie wondered.

"We will help you," Luan promised.

When Eddy, Luan, Marie, Kevin, Rolf, and Nazz arrived at the Park N' Flush trailer park with Lee and May chained up, they noticed the Kanker's trailer.

"That's it," Eddy said.

"What a small dump," Luan scoffed.

"I'll stay out here," Marie said, a little scared.

Eddy nodded. "Okay."

Eddy and Luan approached the trailer, picked up a rock, and tossed it through the window, breaking it.

Bebe Kanker, the Kanker's mom, came out.

"Mrs. Kanker, we're getting justice for all the rough treatment you've given Marie," Eddy declared.

Bebe narrowed her eyes. "Is that so? Then come and try."

She pulled out a gun, and Luan fired a beam of light that burned her hand off and left her in excruciating pain.

Luan picked up the gun, took out her phone, and dialed 911.

After that, Marie started crying, and Luan comforted her.

Police arrived and arrested Bebe, as well as Lee and May.

The simulation ended, and Eddy, Luan, and Marie entered the control room.

Lucy was up next, and she went in while Varie typed in the scenario.

"All right, here we go," Varie said.

Lucy was transported to the show Star vs The Forces of Evil, where she saw Star and Marco fighting Star's ex-boyfriend, Tom Lucitor.

"Gasp!" Lucy exclaimed. "I'm in my favorite show, Star VS The Forces of Evil. I hate that guy, Tom. It's time I taught him a lesson he won't soon forget."

With her wings spread, Lucy flew at Tom.

"You will not get my girlfriend!" Tom declared in a Demonic Voice.

"I am not your girlfriend anymore, Tom!" Star shouted back. "Why can't you see that?"

"I'd listen to her, Tom." Lucy struck Tom with a bolt of black lightning, sending him crashing into a wall.

Lucy struck him with more black lightning. "Let fear consume you completely."

Tom saw everything as an endless black, horrible void of darkness that went on forever.

Tom's three eyes were blank and completely white, and he was now permanently blind. "Where are you all? I can't see anything!"

"What happened to him?" Star wondered.

"I stripped him of his ability to see completely, and now he's forever blind," Lucy explained..

"That's powerful," Marco said.

"Not as powerful as this." Lucy fired a bolt of black lightning. Tom was imprisoned inside a structure made of black, unbreakable crystal and chained to it.

"You are forever banished into the depths of space for all eternity and shall never return," Lucy declared. "All of your fire powers now belong to Marco, and he will have a bonus."

The black crystal disappeared into space, never to be seen again. Tom had been stripped of his powers, disgraced, and forever exiled into the infinitely vast reaches of space.

Star remarked, "That takes care of him."

"That was incredible!" exclaimed Marco. "How did you do all of that?"

Lucy proclaimed, "I have dark powers; darkness is what I do."

"I saw that and it was awesome," Star said.

"I know. My name is Lucy Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you, Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly."

"Same here," Star replied.

"Likewise," Marco added.

"Tom was completely obsessed with you, Star," Lucy explained, "and he wasn't going to stop until he got you and destroyed Marco."

"I believe you, Lucy," Star replied, "and thank you for saving us."

"You're welcome," Lucy replied. "I live in Royal Woods, Michigan. You can come visit us sometime."

"Thank you, Lucy," Marco responded.

The simulator ended.

It was soon time for lunch.

"Okay, everyone, what do you want for lunch?" Varie asked.

"We had pizza last time," Lana suggested. "How about spaghetti?"

Everyone agreed.

Varie said, "Spaghetti it is."

Varie was wearing a Magisword Bracelet, which she spun and pulled out a Magisword.

"SPAGHETTI DINNER MAGISWORD!" announced the announcer.

Varie created a big bowl of spaghetti, which they devoured.

"Ahh," Varie exclaimed, "that was delicious."

Lana burped. "Yeah. It's a shame that Magisword Food has no nutritional value."

"That's a shame," Luan commented.

"Yeah," Eddy agreed.

"It was good spaghetti, though," Marie noted.

"I agree," Dawn added.

"It was tasty," Lucy said.

"You said it, guys," Lori replied, "it's just as good as dads."

"I love spaghetti," Carol added. "It's one of my favorite meals, especially with sausage, clams, and mussels."

"That sounds tasty," Varie commented.

Shannon agreed. "That does sound good."

"Let's make spaghetti for everyone else when they get back," Varie suggested.

"Sounds like a plan," Eddy replied.

"It was Pasta due," Luan joked, then laughed. "Get it?"

Eddy, Varie, Dawn, and Marie all laughed.

"Good one," Eddy says, laughing.

"I was wrong, Luan," Marie admitted, "you're funny."

"I agree," Dawn said.

Later, they were watching reruns of The Dream Boat when Vanzilla 2.0 came back at 4:30 PM.

"They're back," Vari announced.

When they entered, the dinner table was piled high with bowls of spaghetti.

"Hey guys," Varie greeted them. "Dinner's ready."

They cheered.

"So, how was everything, Varie?" J.D. inquired.

"It was great, and there were a lot of developments," Varie remarked.

"Like what?" J.D. asked.

When Varie told them everything, they were horrified and shocked.

"So Dawn lost her friends at the hands of Team Rocket?" J.D. questioned.

"Yeah," Dawn nodded.

"She got Cosmic Energy Powers when a purple star appeared and touched her?" J.D. summarized.

"She sure did," Varie said.

"Let me see here." J.D. took out his Legends book and made an amazing discovery.

"Dawn, you have no idea how lucky you are. You were given the powers of the stars by the Star of Asteria, the Goddess of the Stars in Greek Myth. She can only give her powers to someone who has a strong sense of justice, purity, and love for everyone. They get powers that can shape the heavens themselves."

"That's incredible!" exclaimed Varie.

"So I can do anything to the Universe?" Dawn asked.

"Yeah," J.D. nodded, "but this is incredible power, Dawn, and great power comes with great responsibility."

"That's right, Dawn," Laney added.

"Trust me, it's not easy," Lola reassured her.

Dawn responded, "I believe it; I still have a lot to learn."

"And we will help you, dude," Luna added.

Dawn answered with a smile, "Thanks, guys."

"What shocked me the most is that the Kanker's mom, Bebe, is a cold-blooded and heartless murderer," J.D. said.

"She's a total psychopath," Laney added.

"No kidding," J.D. agreed.

"Marie, we're very sorry that happened to you," Lynn added.

"It's all right, guys," Marie assured them. "But now I have some closure, knowing that Mom is going to prison for life and Lee and May are back in Antarctica."

"Hopefully for good," J.D. added.

Edd apologized, "Marie, I'm so sorry that happened to you."

Ed and Edd were with the Loud Kids.

"It's alright, Double D," Marie assured him. "My love for you has been a lie. I'm hoping to move on and find the right person for me instead of chasing him down like a pack of wolves."

"I'm proud of you, Marie," Edd remarked.

Marie grinned and said, "Thanks, Double D."

"We're proud of you, Marie," J.D. said, smiling at her. "You've taken your first steps toward redemption."

Later, J.D. called a press conference in Washington, D.C., to explain the horrific nature of Bebe Kanker's crimes. She was found guilty of all of her crimes and sentenced to death. The following morning, she was executed. Lee and May were imprisoned in the Triple Max Lake Vostok Prison, this time with a terrible curse: Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth.

THE END.